The Descendants English Subtitles

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My friends on the mainland think just because
I live in Hawaii, I live in paradise.

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Like a permanent vacation.

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We're all just out here sipping mai tais,
shaking our hips, and catching waves.

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Are they insane?
Do they think we 're immune to life?

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How can they possibly think our
families are less screwed up...

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...our cancers less fatal...

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...our heartaches less painful?

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Hell, I haven't been on a
surfboard in 15 years.

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For the last 23 days...