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{1113}{1146}Nic?
{1170}{1209}Nicole!
{1218}{1244}Holy shit.
{1689}{1784}Did you really think I was gonna stay|in there the whole time?
{2048}{2096}Come back here.
{3321}{3377}- Bingo.|- Jackpot.
{3389}{3417}Hey, Sam!
{3438}{3495}- Hey!|- Yeah, you, you ding-dong.
{3500}{3544}- Come here.|- Surprise.
{3555}{3632}- Not now, Dwight. I'm kind of busy.|- You owe my boss money.
{3637}{3680}Hey, I owe everybody money.
{3735}{3766}Hey!
{3802}{3837}Hey!
{3850}{3891}You hit my leg, you dummy.
{3906}{3956}You really gonna|make me chase you?
{4453}{4478}Excuse me.
{5026}{5061}Get back here!
{5349}{5390}Hands behind your head. Now.
{5394}{5454}Take it easy, skippy.
{5469}{5521}I'm on the job.
{5566}{5634}Oh, wow, look at this. Bounty hunter.
{5660}{5724}Figures. Why don't you get|a real job?
{5790}{5820}Why don't you kiss my ass?
{5879}{5916}Come here.
{5921}{5967}Oh, your mother|must be very, very proud.
{5972}{6036}Oh, I'm so insulted.|You know, for your information...
{6041}{6102}...I don't even know who my mother is.|So joke's on you.
{6106}{6172}- Turn around. Hands behind your back.|- What?
{6185}{6222}You heard me. Let's go.
{6226}{6288}Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
{6546}{6613}- Hey, Gary. You get my e-mail?|- About the suicide, yeah?
{6617}{6686}He's got a sister in Atlantic City.|Address is on your desk.
{6690}{6729}- Thank you.|- Anytime.
{6754}{6786}Day or night.
{7079}{7117}Very funny.
{7193}{7239}Who's Mr. Ed?
{7257}{7317}I actually think it's sexy|that you're out on bail.
{7342}{7410}- Stewart, get off my desk.|- Right. Oh, sorry. I forgot.
{7414}{7485}Ridiculous that I was even arrested|in the first place.
{7489}{7561}I mean, assaulting an officer?|It's a joke.
{7565}{7642}Yeah. Oh, tell me about it.|Been there.
{7646}{7712}Did you ever get anything going|on that suicide story?
{7765}{7828}- No.|- Because know what I was thinking?
{7833}{7890}Maybe we should work together on it,|as a team.
{7894}{7951}You know?|Woodward-Bernstein style. Yeah.
{7955}{8020}That way, you can knock it out|just that much faster.
{8025}{8113}Plus, it would give us time|to reconnect in our relationship.
{8117}{8185}Stewart, we are not in a relationship.
{8189}{8252}We made out one time|at the Christmas party.
{8264}{8358}I was very drunk.|And I was heartbroken.
{8362}{8398}I would've made out with Terry.
{8439}{8506}Wait, you mean Terry the guy|or Terry the girl?
{8510}{8557}Exactly.|Really wouldn't have mattered.
{8561}{8609}You're right.|Because you made out with me.
{8613}{8698}Yes, I did.|All right, I'm gonna use the bathroom.
{8789}{8862}- This is Jimmy.|- Jimmy, Nicole from the Daily News.
{8866}{8903}Nicole?
{8922}{8981}Long time no talk.|Where you been hiding yourself?
{8985}{9034}I'm actually hiding|in the bathroom at work.
{9038}{9135}Listen, I need you to ask around|about a suicide.
{9140}{9229}A Walter Lilly, Rivington Street...
{9233}{9270}...the night of June 23rd.
{9286}{9337}Twenty-three. Anything else?
{9341}{9430}Yes. Yes. I have proof|that there was a black SUV...
{9434}{9490}...with stolen plates|parked at the scene.
{9494}{9535}Might be something.|You never know.
{9539}{9604}All right. Cool.|I hear anything, I'll give you a shout.
{9609}{9652}Okay, great. Thanks.
{9673}{9698}Who you talking to?
{9729}{9756}Stewart.
{9813}{9852}What are you doing|in the ladies room?
{9857}{9890}You see, I wa...
{9909}{10001}l... Well, you know, I was standing|out front there, by the door.
{10005}{10074}- But I started to feel creepy.|- And this is less creepy?
{10085}{10110}Yeah, I think so.
{10114}{10151}- Get out of here.|- Oh, come on.
{10155}{10189}Hey, let me buy you a drink.
{10193}{10240}- I have a date.|- I didn't say what night.
{10245}{10280}Then I have a date every night.
{10285}{10328}Every night until the end of time.
{10333}{10401}Okay? So just please|stop asking me.
{10481}{10551}Love is so funny. Isn't it?
{11002}{11071}- Hi, Ma.|- Is this a bad time?
{11075}{11165}Well, yeah, I'm actually|kind of in the middle of something.
{11169}{11229}But you know what,|while I have you on the phone...
{11233}{11281}If you were gonna|jump off a building...
{11285}{11350}...would you choose the side|with trees?
{11354}{11433}Or would you choose the side|that's a straight shot to the cement?
{11437}{11509}Well, the trees would certainly be|prettier on the way down.
{11513}{11556}Kind of a nice last picture.
{11561}{11625}It might break your fall.|You could end up a vegetable.
{11629}{11701}- I don't think I could take that on.|- So the cement?
{11705}{11747}Definitely. Why do you ask?
{11751}{11816}I'm on a rooftop at 6th and Rivington.|I was wondering...
{11821}{11857}Now, you listen here, young lady.
{11861}{11916}- You have every right to hate your life.|- Mom.
{11921}{11979}Who wouldn't after some|of the choices you've made.
{11984}{12019}- Mom?|- That thing with Milo...
{12023}{12051}- Mom.|- What?
{12056}{12080}I'm working.
{12125}{12153}I'm gonna call you later.
{12157}{12209}Well, okay.|Well, just to clarify, you know...
{12213}{12305}...we all make mistakes, but you|married a man who made you crazy...
{12309}{12397}...and divorced him for the same|reason. You just have to...
{12531}{12582}I'll take the big ugly one.
{12733}{12785}I do not like getting|these phone calls.
{12802}{12873}I'd bail you out|if you ever got in trouble.
{12877}{12933}But you can't,|because you ain't no cop anymore.
{12937}{13000}And what do you mean,|"these calls," huh?
{13005}{13053}That's the second time|you bailed me out.
{13057}{13103}"These" implies way more than two.
{13107}{13192}Look, I know that this is a very tough|time of the year for you.
{13197}{13272}What are you talking about? It's|summer. Who doesn't love summer?
{13277}{13344}And I am trying to be sensitive|to your situation.
{13357}{13476}What, a guy who works his own hours?|Has his freedom? Lives the high life?
{13561}{13606}Have you talked to her?
{13629}{13700}- Talked to who?|- Katie Couric. Who do you think?
{13731}{13789}- Why the hell would I talk to her?|- You know what?
{13793}{13893}- Maybe I should've left your ass in jail.|- Would you relax? I'm fine.
{13897}{14003}Oh, you're... No. You are not fine,|okay? You are a man in pain.
{14007}{14087}How do you think that makes me feel|since I'm the one who set you up?
{14091}{14164}Well, I guess that makes|this whole thing your fault, huh?
{14194}{14261}Hey. Where are you?
{14265}{14324}I told you to be here|half an hour early.
{14337}{14363}Now I see you.
{14367}{14427}I'm still leaving you this message|to let you know...
{14432}{14531}...that I hate being your lawyer|and you're killing me. Goodbye.
{14535}{14602}- Hello. You're late.|- But only fashionably.
{14606}{14684}Better take this seriously, Miss Hurley.|It's you against the N.Y.P.D.
{14689}{14757}How can I take this seriously, Arthur?|It's a fender bender.
{14761}{14837}- Well, we got four minutes.|- Oh, wait, hold on. I gotta take this.
{14841}{14889}No. Four minutes.
{14893}{14968}This will take one,|and then we'll have three.
{14977}{15037}- Hello.|- It's Jimmy. I got something for you.
{15061}{15157}Oh, hi. Great. Listen,|I need to call you back in an hour.
{15161}{15237}Can't wait, Nicole. I might already|be in trouble with this shit.
{15241}{15343}Wha...? Jimmy, well, I'm kind of in|some hot water myself over here.
{15347}{15445}Dunkin' Donuts, Sunset Park|under the BQE. Half an hour.
{15449}{15545}Bring cash. Five hundred,|or I'm selling it to somebody else.
{15549}{15595}- No, Jimmy. Wait...|- Okay. Let's go.
{15599}{15648}Wait. I have to make|one more phone call.
{15653}{15679}- Nicole.|- Go on in.
{15683}{15741}I will... I promise,|I will be right behind you.
{15745}{15840}When the judge calls your case,|you better be sitting right next to me.
{15845}{15879}And your client is where?
{15909}{15979}Well, she was here, Your Honor.
{15983}{16030}And I think|she deserves points for that.
{16045}{16107}I'm sure she'll be coming|through that door any second.
{16237}{16270}Any second.
{16274}{16349}Rather than keep the court waiting,|if we could set another date.
{16353}{16409}Counsel, your client's bail|is revoked.
{16413}{16490}A bench warrant is hereby ordered|by this court.
{16494}{16529}Next case.
{16923}{16996}- Come here.|- Okay. All right. Okay.
{17001}{17042}Get in the car.
{17046}{17084}And don't move.
{17469}{17554}Goddamn it. I mean,|how many retainers do I have to buy?
{17558}{17617}- They're twins, for God's sake.|- It's not my fault.
{17621}{17703}Tell him to borrow|his brother's. Man.
{18197}{18272}Hey, princess.|You're drooling on my sofa.
{18317}{18395}You do have an apartment, don't you?|With a bed of some kind?
{18441}{18504}Teresa should be in any second.
{18517}{18644}- I suppose you wanna get paid.|- Yep. Well, I got him, didn't I?
{18650}{18731}I said, "They're my kids. If anyone's|gonna take them camping...
{18735}{18807}...I am," which she took literally,|as opposed to the spirit...
{18812}{18871}...in which it was said.|- The spirit of bullshit?
{18875}{18942}- Any plans for the long weekend?|- The usual.
{18946}{19037}What, getting drunk on cheap whiskey|and smashing your fist through a wall?
{19041}{19066}Jealous?
{19070}{19127}No, I understand.|Fourth of July and all.
{19131}{19178}Don't worry. I'll get somebody else.
{19198}{19258}- Somebody else for what?|- An open bond just came in.
{19270}{19335}But you know what?|Your thing sounds a lot more fun.
{19340}{19401}Don't worry about it.|I mean, I'll find somebody else.
{19405}{19500}Whoa, hold up, Heidi. I need this gig.|Come on, man, I'm in the hole.
{19505}{19574}- You're always in the hole.|- What's your point?
{19578}{19652}My point is I don't know|if you're the right person for the job.
{19657}{19700}This thing could be a disaster.
{19733}{19764}But you asked for it.
{19933}{19981}- Is this a joke?|- Nope.
{20014}{20046}She got arrested?
{20050}{20141}I don't understand it myself,|but all I know is that she skipped bail.
{20154}{20201}Well, why the hell did you post it?
{20205}{20284}Hey, I'm a businessman.|I don't have time to wait for you.
{20289}{20348}All I know is, is that I'm out 50,000...
{20353}{20399}...if she's not|in that courtroom Monday.
{20403}{20486}You're telling me|that I'll get 5 grand...
{20490}{20559}...to go pick up my ex-wife|and bring her to jail.
{20571}{20606}You're a good listener.
{20738}{20805}- Yes. Yes.|- I take it you're interested?
{20817}{20854}- Am I interested?|- Oh, God. Okay.
{20858}{20912}- You are the best friend...|- All right. Okay.
{20917}{20988}...any guy could ever have.|- Milo. Check.
{21177}{21242}Okay. Can I have my gum back?
{21322}{21403}You know what this is?|This, baby, is karma.
{21407}{21481}- Are you sure you can handle this?|- Why wouldn't I?
{21485}{21550}Because it's her, and around her|you're not rational.
{21554}{21630}Sweetheart,|I won't even break a sweat.
{22474}{22505}Oh, shit.
{24497}{24530}Hello, love.
{24548}{24578}Oh, Jesus.
{24659}{24724}Oh, God. Kitty?
{24741}{24785}I was in the neighborhood...
{24789}{24867}...and I had lent her|some paintbrushes months ago.
{24872}{24929}And she just refuses to...|Okay, okay, okay.
{24933}{24973}She didn't show up to court today.
{24977}{25065}And I think it's because she has a lead|on some story.
{25069}{25169}And I wanna work on it with her|as a team because I...
{25174}{25258}Because I'm kind of hoping|it would help solidify...
{25275}{25306}...our thing.
{25377}{25419}Are you sleeping with her, Stewart?
{25482}{25558}- We have a history.|- A history, huh?
{25594}{25641}Yeah, well, good luck with that.
{25645}{25703}Don't be such a wuss.|Come on, I'm sorry.
{25707}{25755}Come on, kitty, kitty, kitty.
{25760}{25814}- You're not Jimmy.|- Oh, God. No, I'm not.
{25818}{25889}- But I'm looking for him.|- Under the chair?
{25893}{25958}- Maybe you could help me.|- I can't fit under there.
{25962}{25997}- No...|- Who are you?
{26001}{26104}- I'm... I'm his girlfriend.|- You're Lakeisha?
{26117}{26191}Yeah, that would be me. Lakeisha.
{26195}{26285}Named after my Aunt Lakeisha.
{26289}{26371}- Well, maybe I should call the cops.|- No, no, no. Jimmy's in trouble.
{26375}{26462}What kind of trouble?|Money trouble? Drug trouble?
{26466}{26533}- I don't...|- Sex-change trouble?
{26559}{26627}I don't really know.|I just know that he's missing.
{26657}{26719}Yeah, well, I had a lousy week too.
{26723}{26775}My cousin Linda|fell off the cruise ship.
{26817}{26841}I'm so sorry.
{26845}{26912}Well, a grown woman|ought to know how to swim.
{26974}{27009}Yes, I hear you.
{27013}{27085}Now would you mind|if I just took a quick look around...
{27089}{27161}...just to see if I can find some clue|as to where he might be?
{27165}{27256}Thing is, Stew, she'll make you think|she's interested in you.
{27274}{27350}But really she's only interested|in her big hotshot career.
{27354}{27401}Yeah, yeah, yeah.
{27434}{27495}Wait a minute. Wait, you're Milo.
{27500}{27573}You're Milo, right?|She talks about you all the time.
{27597}{27693}- Really?|- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, man, absolutely.
{27697}{27722}Yeah, she hates you.
{27770}{27827}Wait, what do you mean?|She hates me?
{27831}{27885}Oh, yeah. Big time. Yeah.
{27889}{28006}She says... She says you're, like,|the most selfish, immature...
{28010}{28064}- Wait, I'm selfish?|- Yeah. Stubborn.
{28069}{28127}- I'm immature?|- I don't know. That's what she says.
{28131}{28174}You know what? Forget it. Okay?
{28178}{28238}I'm not even gonna|dignify that with... Whatever.
{28242}{28301}Oh, yeah.|Hey, look, I'm on your team, man.
{28305}{28390}No, you're not, Geraldo.|I don't allow reporters on my team.
{28394}{28467}Oh, and for the record,|I'm the one who hates her.
{28472}{28545}Okay? So just shut up|and stop pissing me off.
{28593}{28643}Okay. Sorry.
{28724}{28814}Borgata Hotel, Atlantic City.|How may I direct your call?
{28837}{28914}Figures. Run home to Mommy.
{29241}{29285}What audit?
{29334}{29389}Jimmy? You mean the bartender|from O'Doul's?
{29393}{29489}I'm really worried about him. His car|was there. His window was smashed.
{29493}{29538}There was something not right.
{29610}{29653}What was he looking into?
{29657}{29712}That suicide on Rivington|a couple of weeks ago.
{29749}{29794}Something about it|just does not add up.
{29798}{29870}- Why? What do you got?|- I was at traffic court the other day...
{29874}{29966}...and I met this guy who swears|that his car was parked at JFK...
{29970}{30042}...the night that he got a ticket|on Rivington.
{30046}{30112}- Stolen plates.|- Yeah, well, that's what I'm thinking.
{30117}{30205}Look, if I hear anything on the kid|I'll let you know, but you...
{30209}{30282}...be careful, okay?|- Okay, great. Bobby, thanks.
{31076}{31140}More pink, Tony.|Way the hell more pink.
{31145}{31223}I wanna sparkle|with the illusion of youth.
{31229}{31284}And in a room this small,|hell, forget lighting.
{31289}{31336}We might have to use nerve gas.
{31389}{31413}Hello, Kitty.
{31441}{31477}Milo?
{31550}{31611}Milo, sweetheart.
{31616}{31672}Come and give your mother-in-law|a hug.
{31677}{31705}A long time.
{31726}{31798}That's for being a shit|and for ruining my daughter's life.
{31810}{31901}- Your daughter's fine.|- Well, then that's for ruining my life.
{31913}{31954}Come here.
{31981}{32042}It still kills me,|you and Nicole splitting up.
{32046}{32105}What happened between you|devastated her.
{32109}{32208}- Yeah, devastated her right to the top.|- She has done well, hasn't she?
{32237}{32325}Listen, Nicky may be a strong,|independent woman on the outside...
{32329}{32430}...but on the inside, she's just a girl|wanting to be loved by her man.
{32434}{32502}I mean, come on.|Such a beautiful couple...
{32506}{32557}...and you threw it away.
{32574}{32622}The grandchildren|would have been angels.
{32626}{32700}Not that I wanted grandchildren.|You prick.
{32729}{32759}I've missed you, Kitty.
{32789}{32826}I'm gonna pretend I believe you.
{32845}{32876}I'm looking for your girl.
{32905}{32966}- I know she called here.|- We were gonna grab a bite.
{32970}{33011}She blew me off|for some interview.
{33015}{33093}Said she needed to go somewhere|to suck up some luck.
{33097}{33167}Like I'm supposed to know|what that means.
{33947}{33995}- Hello.|- Listen, you're in trouble.
{33999}{34081}- Now, where are you?|- I'm in the city, actually.
{34126}{34201}No, you're not. No, you're not.|You're here. You're at the track.
{34205}{34293}You're here?|How did you know where I was?
{34297}{34331}Hello, Nic.
{34335}{34393}Let's just say|Stewart knows what he's doing...
{34397}{34484}...when it comes to following people.
{34499}{34545}Hi, Milo.
{34593}{34629}Fancy meeting you here.
{34666}{34700}Yeah.
{34706}{34777}Fancy. Fancy that.
{34790}{34821}How are you?
{34857}{34912}Good. You?
{34929}{34968}Swell.
{34998}{35024}Beautiful day.
{35216}{35255}You look great.
{35283}{35327}As beautiful as the day we first met.
{35381}{35447}This has been grand.
{35451}{35528}I don't know what you're up to,|but I'm working.
{35533}{35565}Oh, working?
{35569}{35597}Me too.
{35624}{35668}I heard you got kicked off the force.
{35673}{35708}You been checking up on me?
{35720}{35764}- Nope.|- Concerned about me?
{35781}{35838}I haven't given you|a thought, actually.
{35888}{35949}Trying to keep some small connection|alive between us.
{35987}{36021}Are you gonna move this leg?
{36081}{36117}No.
{36129}{36223}I thought we'd be adults the first time|we saw each other after the divorce.
{36227}{36328}But why would I think that when|only one of us is actually an adult?
{36333}{36443}Like I said, I've been working.|And what I do is I hunt down criminals.
{36447}{36513}Idiots who jump bail, specifically.
{36531}{36597}- You are a bounty hunter?|- Yep.
{36601}{36683}And much as it pains me to say this,|and it really does...
{36687}{36735}...I gotta take you to jail.
{36857}{36962}Oh, God. All right.|Come on, who put you up to this?
{36966}{37035}- Somebody at the paper?|- No, just the old State of New York.
{37040}{37097}- Are you...? Don't you touch me.|- Shall we?
{37101}{37150}You really think|you're taking me anywhere?
{37154}{37209}No, not anywhere. Just jail.
{37213}{37273}Oh, goddamn it, Milo.|You don't seem to understand.
{37277}{37341}I am in the middle of something|really important.
{37345}{37399}Tell you what.|You wanna make a break for it...
{37403}{37461}...I will give you|a 10-second head start.
{37465}{37552}- I am an adult, Milo. I'm...|- Ten.
{37557}{37601}- Nine. Eight.|- Do you really think l...?
{37623}{37654}Seven.
{37691}{37738}Six.
{37742}{37786}Five. Four.
{37820}{37897}Three. Two.
{37909}{37945}One.
{38221}{38258}Try again.
{38546}{38598}- God.|- Extra salt, just the way you like it.
{38682}{38750}- Jesus. Stewart, no.|- I wanna help. Let me help. Please.
{38778}{38821}Why'd you hang up on me?
{38901}{38936}Taxi.
{39035}{39064}Oh, shit.
{39077}{39139}- Get in the car.|- I am not going to jail.
{39143}{39190}Oh, I beg to differ.
{39248}{39350}- Oh, what, you're gonna shoot me?|- Nope.
{39354}{39456}- I'm gonna shoot a cab driver.|- No, he's kidd... He doesn't mean it.
{39461}{39501}No, I mean it.
{39521}{39565}Chickenshits!
{39613}{39666}All right.|Can we just talk about this?
{39697}{39733}Fine.
{39740}{39778}What do you wanna say?
{39908}{39987}I'm not letting you take me to jail.
{40009}{40048}- Duly noted.|- And I'm...
{40073}{40157}Milo. Oh, my...|You have got to be kidding me.
{40161}{40222}You have got to be kidding me.|Don't you...
{40226}{40303}Milo, stop it.|Seriously, put me down.
{40307}{40336}Milo, goddamn it.
{40357}{40469}You cannot be putting me in a trunk.|You cannot be seri...
{40473}{40533}I'm dead "seri."
{40597}{40629}Hey, Mi... Hey!
{40633}{40721}Oh, my God. I'm gonna have|a panic attack. Oh, my God. Milo!
{40725}{40797}Milo. Goddamn it!|Open this trunk, Milo.
{40801}{40843}Right now. Milo.
{40847}{40910}Okay. Okay.
{40979}{41056}Yeah, I've got|a couple of small tats myself.
{41078}{41163}But I'm still amazed at the level of pain|people will go through...
{41168}{41238}...to make an impression.|Do you know what I mean?
{41265}{41319}I was just asking around.
{41324}{41398}Okay? I swear to God,|I don't know anything.
{41402}{41481}What if I tattoo the word "snitch"|on your eyelids?
{41485}{41589}- Or better yet, "dead snitch."|- Look, okay, look. Look.
{41593}{41662}All I know|is there's this reporter, okay?
{41666}{41775}And she said something about|a car with stolen plates at a suicide.
{41816}{41860}What's her name?
{41963}{41996}Sid's Bail Bonds.
{42001}{42056}Guess what I've got in my trunk.
{42061}{42131}Is that some sort|of perverted innuendo? Who is this?
{42135}{42196}Oh, come on, Teresa, it's me.|You know it's me.
{42201}{42276}- Hey, I need to talk to Sid.|- Yeah, Sid's not available right now.
{42281}{42373}Last I heard, he was trying to start|a fire with two sticks and pure rage.
{42377}{42447}Just tell him that I got her,|all right? I'm bringing her in.
{42452}{42547}I'll be back in two hours, and I want|a bonus for bringing her in so quick.
{42551}{42648}Well, I want a bonus for getting through|the week without stabbing somebody.
{42673}{42721}Week's not over yet.
{42750}{42776}I got another call.
{42781}{42853}Yeah, I gotta go too.|Very busy. Bye-bye.
{42889}{42972}This is Milo. I'm sorry, but I'm not in|at the moment to take your call.
{42977}{43067}Milo, get me out of the trunk. Please.
{43105}{43194}Nope. Oh, by the way, your boyfriend|Stewart's been following me.
{43211}{43295}- He is not my boyfriend.|- Well, he seems to think he is.
{43299}{43372}Well, I remember a time|I thought you were quite the catch...
{43377}{43457}...and that didn't pan out, either.|- He doesn't really seem your type.
{43461}{43557}Listen. Okay, Milo, please. Please.
{43561}{43626}I shouldn't have run. That was...
{43630}{43667}Look, you caught me off-guard.
{43671}{43755}To tell you the truth, I think I really|need your advice about something.
{43760}{43785}That's a real shame...
{43789}{43879}...because I wouldn't help you|if you were the last baby sea turtle...
{43883}{43975}...dragging your tiny little body|across the burning sand...
{43979}{44045}...whilst hungry seagulls|circled overhead.
{44049}{44109}Nope, I'd just pull up a chair...
{44113}{44212}...sip a pina colada,|and watch nature take its course.
{44257}{44370}- Hello?|- You stop.
{44374}{44408}Hello?
{44437}{44476}Nic?
{44493}{44520}Nicole?
{44555}{44581}What?
{44627}{44674}Hey, remember|how we used to be in love?
{44720}{44750}Yeah.
{44754}{44816}Well, that means I know|when you're crying for real...
{44821}{44926}...and when you're faking it. Bye-bye.
{44931}{44965}What?
{44969}{45007}God, Milo!
{45011}{45079}- Do you hear the tone of my voice?|- Oh, God. So good.
{45083}{45219}Milo! Oh, shoot. Milo? Milo?
{45255}{45305}Hello, Nicole Hurley.
{45309}{45346}Hey, hey, it's me. Jimmy.
{45350}{45401}Jimmy. Oh, my God.
{45405}{45454}Oh, my God, Jimmy,|I thought you were dead.
{45458}{45561}Where are you?|I've left you like 40 messages.
{45565}{45634}Yeah, sorry. My phone ran out.
{45638}{45670}Listen, about this story...
{45674}{45721}Jimmy. What happened|at Dunkin' Donuts?
{45725}{45763}Oh, nothing.
{45767}{45851}My friend showed up, and he|needed my help with something.
{45855}{45903}Was that before|he busted your window?
{45908}{45969}I locked my keys in...|Whatever. It's a piece of shit.
{45973}{46054}Listen, hey, where are you?|You sound like you're in a closet.
{46067}{46158}I'm... I'm in Atlantic City.
{46163}{46271}Listen, Jimmy, I went to your apartment,|and I found the coaster.
{46275}{46353}Has there been evidence stolen|from the depository?
{46357}{46420}Well, that's kind of why I'm calling.
{46425}{46496}The whole thing turned out|to be nothing but a waste of time...
{46501}{46581}...for everybody involved.|- Who else is involved, Jimmy?
{46621}{46646}Very good.
{46650}{46703}Jimmy... Jimmy?
{46721}{46770}Listen, I need a favor.
{46782}{46838}Nicole Hurley, 134 Perry Street.
{46842}{46908}Credit check|and her recent activity, okay?
{46913}{46974}Beautiful. Thanks.
{47234}{47262}Nic?
{47946}{48057}- What the hell happened to you?|- Milo Boyd. Asshole head-butted me.
{48061}{48116}If only I gave a shit.
{48122}{48167}Did you get my money?
{48209}{48244}Ray!
{48266}{48328}Milo Boyd. Ex-cop.
{48333}{48383}Fired last year for neglect of duty.
{48387}{48456}His current gambling debt|is just over 11 grand.
{48461}{48538}We haven't seen a penny|in two months.
{48558}{48587}This is not good.
{48591}{48685}We let this bum slide, people gonna|start thinking Irene's gone soft...
{48689}{48729}...they don't have to pay up.
{48742}{48811}Get him in here, Dwight,|break some part of his person...
{48815}{48889}...l'll get my money, and we'll have|a nice holiday weekend.
{48906}{48943}Swear to God.
{48947}{48981}Unbelievable.
{49001}{49030}How did you find me?
{49034}{49153}Well, I knew you called your mother,|so I went to see her.
{49157}{49241}You went to see my mother?|She didn't know I was there.
{49245}{49312}Yeah, she said you went to|"suck up some luck."
{49329}{49385}And I remembered your dad|had some crazy theory...
{49389}{49506}...about how all the losing at the track|must leave this extra luck lying around.
{49510}{49587}I knew you'd be in section D|because D is your lucky letter.
{49592}{49647}I mean, who has a lucky letter?
{49702}{49756}I had no idea|you knew all that stuff about me.
{49772}{49804}Of course. We were married.
{49845}{49950}But honestly, I love being single.|I love everything about my life.
{49954}{49989}Great job...
{49993}{50017}...good friends...
{50021}{50064}...hot girlfriend.
{50069}{50112}- Girlfriend?|- Oh, you didn't know?
{50117}{50247}Oh, yeah, I've had a number of casual,|crazy, sex-filled relationships...
{50252}{50333}...since you and I crapped out.|But I think this lady might be the one.
{50369}{50409}What's her name?
{50495}{50528}Teresa.
{50547}{50633}Smoking hot body.|Yeah. Great cook.
{50642}{50696}Smart. Very, very smart.
{50701}{50756}- Smart for a stripper.|- She's not a stripper.
{50775}{50817}Well, then, what does Teresa do?
{50847}{50877}- Judge.|- What?
{50889}{50940}Circuit court of appeals judge.
{50945}{51011}Oh, bullshit. Bullshit.
{51015}{51122}No, I'm not bullshitting.|She really is a judge.
{51141}{51224}Actually, just like the one|you skipped out on.
{51269}{51353}It's funny,|the little coincidences in life.
{51625}{51674}All right, that's it. I'm done.
{51678}{51756}I give up. I give up.|Just... I don't wanna play anymore.
{51761}{51791}Here. Take it.
{51837}{51878}- What's that?|- Five hundred dollars.
{51882}{51942}Take it and dump me anywhere|on the side of the road.
{51946}{51971}Here. I don't care.
{51975}{52067}Honey, I'm getting 5 grand just to|bring your ass to justice. Do the math.
{52071}{52140}- No. You do it.|- No.
{52145}{52174}The Milo Boyd that I knew?
{52178}{52253}He could take $500,|walk into any casino...
{52257}{52330}...turn it into $5000 like that.
{52334}{52406}- He could turn it into $ 10,000.|- Yeah, try 50.
{52436}{52491}I don't know. I wouldn't go that far.
{52510}{52581}- Why not?|- I don't know. You think you still got it?
{52585}{52633}Hell, yeah, I still got it.
{52717}{52776}You know,|this isn't about the money.
{52791}{52874}No, this is about me doing my job.
{53063}{53162}All right. Now, listen.|Remember: You win, you let me go.
{53166}{53209}That's our deal. Right?
{53213}{53259}You get what you want,|and I get to go...
{53264}{53384}Don't tell me your story.|How could I forget? Come on.
{53470}{53606}Yeah, I found you.|God, Stewart, you are a huge stud.
{53610}{53699}Dwight, be honest. Apart from chasing|some guy down, breaking his legs...
{53703}{53801}...beating his face to a bloody pulp,|you don't get a lot of aerobic exercise.
{53805}{53874}- Why we talking about this?|- You're gonna get me killed...
{53878}{53950}...when you're too slow to react|in a life-and-death situation.
{53954}{53993}I am not too slow.
{54033}{54075}It's Irene.
{54089}{54140}- Yeah?|- They spotted Boyd at the Taj.
{54145}{54207}- He's driving a blue Delta 88.|- I'm on it.
{54212}{54254}Okay, listen, there's this kid.
{54258}{54334}He works at O'Doul's.|He gives me information sometimes.
{54338}{54385}- You mean he's a snitch.|- Yes.
{54389}{54428}I think he's in a lot of trouble.
{54433}{54516}I had him ask about this suicide,|this guy that dove off of a roof.
{54521}{54548}Shows me what you know.
{54553}{54620}- What?|- Suicides don't dive. They go feet-first.
{54646}{54689}Is that true? How do you know that?
{54693}{54735}Every cop knows that.
{54740}{54835}Well, if every cop|knows that a suicide goes feet-first...
{54839}{54945}...and this guy went headfirst, then|why would a cop rule it as a suicide?
{54949}{54991}- How the hell should I know?|- Well...
{54995}{55064}Why don't you ask the cop|that filled out the report?
{55301}{55325}Nicole.
{55345}{55405}Nicole, it's Stewart.|I'm here to save you.
{55467}{55515}Oh, my God. She's passed out.
{55520}{55585}All right, hero time. Let's go, buddy.
{55605}{55665}Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
{55669}{55711}Okay, here you go. I got you.
{55715}{55794}Oh, shit. Shit, shit, shit.
{55815}{55852}Hey.
{55902}{55927}It's a Delta 88.
{55931}{55959}- Yeah.|- It's a nice car.
{55964}{56013}Oh, thank you. Yeah, no, this is...
{56017}{56066}This is my car,|in case you were wondering.
{56078}{56109}Yeah.
{56113}{56199}It was once used in|a Ice Cube video.
{56204}{56237}- Yeah.|- Yeah.
{56241}{56295}Yeah. You a big fan of cars?
{56321}{56408}What I love about it is that it actually...|The steering wheel...
{56499}{56535}Five hundred on the pass line.
{56540}{56591}New shooter.|Five hundred on the line.
{56595}{56664}Wait a minute. You're betting all of it?|What if you lose?
{56669}{56712}Then we're back in the car.
{56717}{56763}So if I lose, I still win.
{56794}{56850}- Here. Blow on them.|- No.
{56873}{56916}- You always did before.|- Oh, come on.
{56921}{57001}You want me to win, don't you?|If I win, you go free, remember?
{57018}{57082}- Let's go, let's go.|- Let's go, shooter. Coming out.
{57183}{57209}Here we go.
{57263}{57333}- Winner. Seven.|- Seven. Big winner.
{57441}{57478}Winner. Eleven.
{57482}{57549}- Yes. Eleven.|- Front-line winner.
{57665}{57708}Winner, seven.
{57770}{57803}Seven.
{57947}{58005}Winner, eleven.
{58059}{58103}Count it out nice and slow.
{58107}{58148}Eight grand. It's so beautiful.
{58153}{58199}You did it.|I said you could and you did.
{58203}{58243}I'm out of here. You win, I walk.
{58247}{58295}What? Wait.|What are you talking about?
{58299}{58339}- Where you going?|- Are you kidding?
{58343}{58380}We had a deal.
{58385}{58434}You win 5 and I get to walk.
{58438}{58467}No, you said 10.
{58489}{58537}I said 5, Milo.
{58541}{58642}In the car, you said I could turn 500|into 10,000.
{58646}{58702}- Yes. But first I had said...|- No "buts."
{58706}{58761}Come on. Why would I try|and win 5 thousand...
{58765}{58820}...when I get 5 thousand|for turning you in?
{58825}{58884}- Doesn't make sense.|- You know what does make sense?
{58889}{59025}- I'm leaving. That's it. I'm out of here.|- Hey, no. You will stay here...
{59029}{59108}...until I win 10 grand|and then you walk. Okay?
{59113}{59161}You have my word. Now blow.
{59165}{59209}Your word is worth shit.
{59213}{59245}Let's go, shooter.
{59319}{59421}You know what? Fine. I can|do this myself. It's all me, anyway.
{59425}{59481}Watch. Milo Boyd|makes his own luck.
{59493}{59519}Yeah, here we go.
{59573}{59619}Four. Easy. The point is four.
{59624}{59656}Okay, four. It's okay.
{59661}{59770}No worries. I can do four.|That's two twos...
{59774}{59857}...a three and a one.|- Yeah. Or a four and a zero.
{59861}{59887}Shut up.
{59934}{59937}Of course you're to blame.|A four and a zero?
{59937}{59990}Of course you're to blame.|A four and a zero?
{59994}{60044}- God.|- You mocked the gods of craps.
{60049}{60099}"The gods of craps"?|Do you hear yourself?
{60104}{60208}No. All I hear is the sound of $8000|in chips being swept away from me.
{60213}{60268}Milo. Milo, you have got to let me go.
{60273}{60341}No, I don't have to do anything|except win my money back...
{60345}{60423}...which I will do|as soon as I can find the damn room.
{60678}{60761}This place is nice.
{60765}{60814}Yeah. Glad you like it.
{60818}{60848}Because you paid for it.
{60853}{60911}- L...? Me?|- Yeah. I lifted your credit card.
{60915}{60983}Pretty shitty thing to do.|I feel better now that you know.
{60987}{61087}- You stole my credit card?|- See, that's what you always do.
{61091}{61156}You know, I borrow your card,|and it turns into stealing.
{61161}{61208}You always blow things|out of proportion.
{61213}{61286}You know what, would you stop it|with this "always" crap?
{61290}{61388}We dated for six months.|We were married for nine months.
{61393}{61444}That is 15 months, okay?
{61449}{61500}That is not "always," champ.
{61505}{61590}You don't even know "always."|Hey, what are you doing? What's...?
{61594}{61633}Hey, hey, hey. Where you going?
{61637}{61702}Milo, don't you dare|leave me here like this. Milo.
{61784}{61850}- You'll probably have to pay for that.|- You know what?
{62286}{62333}Don't let me down.
{64513}{64556}- What are you doing?|- What?
{64638}{64674}Are you trying to seduce me?
{64796}{64848}Yeah. I am.
{65061}{65120}What would you like to touch first?
{65141}{65178}You always loved my shoulders.
{65182}{65236}Oh, yes, your shoulders.
{65241}{65353}And especially in the right jacket?|So impressive.
{65357}{65382}My chest.
{65432}{65501}So strong, so solid.
{65525}{65621}- My lips.|- Your lips.
{65625}{65727}A perfect match for mine.
{65759}{65840}What you'd really like|to touch first...
{65871}{65917}...is powerful.
{65937}{65990}Sometimes dangerous.
{66017}{66080}- It's hard.|- Yes.
{66117}{66172}And that would be my gun.
{66193}{66312}Oh, you're such a dick.|You are such a dick.
{66317}{66380}Yeah. But in the right jacket...
{66730}{66790}Ray wants to show you something.
{66961}{67044}Okay. All right. Okay, yeah.|Okay, bring your buddies in.
{67049}{67087}Now that I have your attention...
{67091}{67165}...I will have you know that my|college roommate is a partner...
{67169}{67239}...at the biggest law firm|in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
{67244}{67322}All right, and while they specialize|primarily in real estate law...
{67326}{67392}...I am calling him manana.
{67397}{67460}And he will be on your asses|like white on rice.
{67481}{67521}Pick something and break it.
{67569}{67629}No, hold on one sec.|I don't know him that well.
{67633}{67696}We're not... We dated|some of the same girls in college.
{67701}{67794}Hey. Hey, is that a Ping?|A Rapture? I had...
{67798}{67928}Oh, shit. God. Shit.
{67933}{67987}- Feel better?|- Yeah, I do, actually.
{67991}{68031}- Damn it.|- Who is this guy, anyway?
{68036}{68093}- Where's Boyd?|- That's Boyd.
{68097}{68125}That's not Milo Boyd.
{68129}{68177}- I'm not Boyd.|- He was in Boyd's Oldsmobile.
{68181}{68216}I'm not Boyd.
{68221}{68292}The two of you go together|this time. Morons.
{68433}{68489}- Housekeeping.|- Oh, good, yes. Come in.
{68529}{68569}Good morning.
{68601}{68685}You're probably wondering|why I'm handcuffed to the bed.
{68689}{68774}I just came from a room where a man|was lying in a bathtub of mayonnaise...
{68778}{68805}...wearing a dog collar.
{68837}{68889}- Well, to each his own.|- You're not the one...
{68893}{68960}...who has to clean the tub.|- That's a very good point.
{68965}{68996}- I'll come back.|- No. Please.
{69001}{69075}Would you mind grabbing my bag|from over there, please.
{69735}{69762}What was that?
{69779}{69830}What? Sorry? What? What was what?
{69866}{69902}That.
{69956}{70031}Listen, I have to|go to the bathroom, please.
{70035}{70061}Can you...?
{70097}{70143}How did you sleep?
{70166}{70216}- Better than you.|- Jerk.
{70266}{70302}- Would you...?|- Sorry.
{70482}{70532}What are you doing?|Can I have some privacy?
{70537}{70583}Something tells me|I should frisk you.
{70587}{70616}Oh, right.
{70621}{70682}Do I look like I'm hiding a weapon|between my breasts?
{70820}{70864}Seriously.
{70877}{70952}- Do you mind?|- Okay, okay.
{70964}{71000}God.
{71060}{71102}"Max power button.
{71106}{71185}Put open end in direct contact|with the skin.
{71189}{71231}Press button."
{71235}{71302}- Hey, who you talking to?|- Nobody.
{71313}{71382}Who would I be talking to|in a bathroom, anyway? God.
{71386}{71441}Okay, you're up to something.|I'm coming in.
{71445}{71488}- No, I'm not done, Milo.|- You're done.
{71493}{71543}Nope, I'm not. Jesus.
{72057}{72089}Son of a...
{72109}{72139}Did you really jump bail?
{72143}{72215}Gary, I need the name of the cop|who signed off on the suicide.
{72231}{72321}Okay. Looking like...
{72325}{72407}...Bobby Jenkins.|- Bobby?
{72411}{72438}Are you sure?
{72442}{72472}I'm reading it right here.
{72477}{72541}- Do you know where Stewart is?|- Why would I know that?
{72545}{72588}I thought you two were together.
{72593}{72657}We are not together.|We made out once.
{72687}{72756}I meant together on the story.
{72761}{72870}- You made out with Stewart?|- Hey, you know... Gary, that's it.
{72927}{72973}- Need a lift?|- What?
{72998}{73083}Yes, yes, I do. Oh, God.
{73121}{73174}What a nightmare.
{73179}{73227}Don't get married.
{73233}{73350}I'm 17. I don't even have a girlfriend.|I'm saving all my money for college.
{73441}{73546}You know what? I just gave|all of my money to my ex-husband.
{73550}{73605}I don't know|how I'm gonna pay you.
{73629}{73676}You could show me your boobs.
{73681}{73705}Excuse me?
{73709}{73771}I told you I don't have a girlfriend.|Give me a break.
{73775}{73827}Show me your boobs.
{73886}{73916}All right, pull over.
{73962}{73995}You serious?
{74058}{74105}Watch out. Watch out, watch out.
{74109}{74184}Come on, bring it back.|My boss, she's gonna kill me.
{74189}{74236}Show her your penis.
{75102}{75152}Taser this, baby.
{75767}{75793}Get in the car.
{75917}{75948}Come on, come on.
{76130}{76207}Are you serious? Really?|Right now, you're gonna do this?
{76211}{76306}I promise,|I promise I won't do it again.
{76325}{76359}Come on.
{76670}{76720}Cannot believe|I was ever married to you.
{76725}{76809}I don't know why you keep falling|for that old "get in the car" trick.
{77003}{77038}What?
{77134}{77175}Oh, what are you doing?
{77229}{77332}No. No, no, no.|No, I'm not buying it. No...
{77483}{77541}Oh, shit. That's real.
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{77676}{77733}Nicole, come on, let's go.
{77863}{77948}- Look, I was just fooling around.|- Not because of you, jerk.
{78476}{78522}Shit.
{79242}{79291}Oh, thank God. A doctor.
{79295}{79353}Sir, my leg, I think it's broken...
{79357}{79472}...and all I've eaten today is a|doughnut. That is... That is quite large.
{79476}{79528}Wait a minute.|Wait, you are a doctor, right?
{79532}{79613}Of course. I'm the track vet|at Atlantic City Race Course.
{79617}{79654}- What?|- He's very good.
{79658}{79714}He just put down|one of our horses last week.
{79718}{79781}- I don't think it felt a thing.|- But I'm not a horse.
{79785}{79888}Well, actually, in that case,|it did feel it. A lot.
{79892}{79935}Well, those are the tough ones.
{79939}{80027}Okay, you are gonna feel|a massive pinch.
{80031}{80087}But then your leg|should feel just fine.
{80091}{80122}Don't... Don't...
{80322}{80364}Come on, is this really necessary?
{80369}{80449}After 250 volts through my neck?|You're lucky you're not in the trunk.
{80453}{80512}I feel like I got a hickey|from jumper cables.
{80516}{80600}- You know, I could arrest you for this.|- Great. Do it, I dare you.
{80604}{80668}Wait, you'd have to be a real cop.|Which, by the way...
{80672}{80729}...was the single most attractive thing|about you.
{80733}{80792}I can go back to being a cop|any time I want.
{80796}{80832}Yeah, right.
{80837}{80872}- You know why?|- Why?
{80876}{80933}Because I'm good at it, that's why.
{81018}{81049}I disagree with you.
{81053}{81109}- And you're basing that on?|- Based on the fact...
{81113}{81193}...that there's a black SUV following us,|and you haven't even noticed.
{81235}{81299}- Who says he's following us?|- It's the same one I saw...
{81303}{81357}...at Dunkin' Donuts|when I went to meet Jimmy.
{81361}{81445}There are a million black SUVs|and 20 million Dunkin' Donuts...
{81449}{81506}...and that's just in New Jersey.|- Listen.
{81510}{81586}There is a very good chance|cops are involved in the story...
{81590}{81629}...that I'm working on.|- Suicide?
{81633}{81712}They grabbed Jimmy. Jimmy may have|given them my name. I don't know.
{81716}{81778}- They may wanna kill me.|- You think you're hot shit...
{81782}{81858}...but I'm sure the only person|that wants to kill you is me.
{81862}{81921}- God! Look out. Go.|- What the hell are you doing?
{82056}{82081}God. Shit.
{82161}{82204}Why don't you ever listen to me?
{82208}{82249}- I do listen, but...|- No, you don't.
{82465}{82505}Look out.
{82700}{82741}Don't stop.
{82779}{82810}Milo!
{83189}{83305}- Yes. I am so onto some...|- Only you could be happy right now.
{83309}{83334}- Milo...|- Stay here.
{83338}{83412}No, don't you leave me here, Milo.|Get me out of here. Milo.
{83445}{83484}Shit.
{84097}{84151}- Jesus.|- Christ.
{84155}{84195}I told you to stay in the car.
{84199}{84247}So, what?|You are not the boss of me.
{84251}{84311}- You're gonna pay for that.|- I owe you a nickel.
{84315}{84390}Stop the car. Get out.|Get out of there.
{84394}{84425}Shit.
{84457}{84508}What the hell|have you gotten yourself into?
{84512}{84593}- Really? Now you're interested?|- Yeah, hell, yeah. He shot up my car.
{84613}{84660}I told you|someone was following me.
{84665}{84729}Did you listen to me? No.|Do you ever listen to me?
{84733}{84791}You told me|somebody jumped off a roof.
{84795}{84878}He worked for the N.Y.P.D.|In the evidence depository.
{84882}{84975}He was afraid of heights and|it's still ruled as a suicide? Come on.
{84979}{85045}You know, you can tell me all this|on the way to jail.
{85049}{85105}- You can't be serious.|- Oh, you wanna bet?
{85109}{85141}Bobby signed the report.
{85178}{85207}What?
{85211}{85274}Bobby was the cop who signed off|on the suicide.
{85278}{85372}- The same one that you said...|- Watch yourself. Very thin ice here.
{85376}{85456}- He is my friend too.|- What is this? A friendly accusation?
{85460}{85541}No, this is not an accusation.|This is simply connecting the dots.
{85545}{85602}No, this is about you|caring about someone...
{85606}{85640}...then, all of a sudden...
{85644}{85723}...no warning, you don't care|about him and you're out the door.
{85727}{85795}- This is not about us, Milo.|- Bobby.
{85799}{85838}Bobby walked you down the aisle.
{85842}{85917}I know. I will be heartbroken.|But I am not gonna stand around...
{85921}{85953}...with my head in the sand.
{85957}{86025}I know where your head is,|and it ain't in the sand.
{86029}{86084}- What are you doing?|- I'm gonna find this prick.
{86088}{86138}When I do,|I'm gonna prove Bobby innocent...
{86142}{86211}...and show you|exactly what loyalty looks like.
{86263}{86336}No VIN number. No registration.
{86340}{86420}Yeah, this guy was definitely a pro.
{86424}{86494}Well, I got a Starbucks cup|with the name Earl on it.
{86498}{86590}Well, maybe it's not his cup.|Is that all you've got?
{86594}{86664}More than you've got, Kojak.
{86715}{86792}- I got these.|- What does it matter that he plays golf?
{86796}{86838}You see, I don't think he does.
{86865}{86905}These clubs have barely been used.
{86909}{86976}Plus, they're lefties.
{86981}{87022}The guy who shot at us was a righty.
{87026}{87108}Not to mention the fact|that all the pockets are empty.
{87113}{87137}So what?
{87141}{87184}There is not a golfer in the world...
{87188}{87292}...who doesn't have tees and pencils|and balls, shoes, you name it.
{87327}{87352}Why is he a member...
{87356}{87451}...at the Castle Hill Country Club?|- That is a good question.
{87455}{87498}That's why I asked it.
{87515}{87559}For once, that is a good question.
{87847}{87898}All right, here's the deal.
{87902}{87971}We're interested|in becoming members of the club...
{87975}{88026}...and we are friends with John.
{88040}{88069}Okay. John who?
{88073}{88163}Just say John.|They fill in the last name.
{88181}{88259}- Clever.|- Thank you. Works every time.
{88263}{88330}All right, now you have to come up|with an occupation.
{88334}{88386}Why can't I be who I am?
{88394}{88430}A bounty hunter?
{88434}{88518}We're trying to get into a private club,|not a tractor pull.
{88573}{88628}Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry.
{88632}{88706}The club's closed today|for a private event for members.
{88710}{88757}It's the Fourth of July.
{88846}{88871}Is it?
{88875}{88943}It's already the fourth, honey.
{88947}{88992}I can't believe it, honey.
{88997}{89030}Well, honey, neither can I.
{89034}{89113}See, the thing is John actually said|that it would be all right...
{89117}{89147}...if we stopped by today.
{89151}{89191}John?
{89195}{89247}He's a member here.
{89270}{89318}You know John.
{89322}{89381}- Everybody knows John.|- Big John.
{89385}{89435}I'm actually|the membership director here...
{89439}{89507}...and I don't believe we have|a single member named John.
{89544}{89597}That's weird, honey.
{89601}{89663}- This never fails.|- Oh, wait.
{89667}{89755}Do you mean Jack Willit? They call him|Jack, but I think his name's John.
{89759}{89861}- Yes. Big John Jack Willit.|- Big John. Yeah, how could I forget.
{89865}{89944}After all the years that John and I|have actually worked together...
{89948}{90043}...I forget people still call him Jack.|- Jack.
{90071}{90121}Oh, you're also in the Senate?
{90167}{90192}Yes.
{90211}{90258}Which state?
{90286}{90322}- Okla...|- Kansas.
{90368}{90419}Kansas.
{90485}{90580}Well, what a pleasure,|Senator and Mrs. Boyd.
{90593}{90686}Let me find someone who'll give you|the grand tour. Lucky us...
{90690}{90747}...another celebrity at Castle Hill.
{90792}{90832}I'm actually a former model.
{90836}{90873}Really?
{90885}{90919}How long ago was that?
{90957}{91052}Why don't you just find that person|that will be giving us the tour.
{91082}{91131}Just stay right here.
{91138}{91198}I'll be back in two shakes.
{91245}{91289}All right, so let's split up.
{91293}{91385}I take the tennis courts and the pool,|and you take the pro shop.
{91389}{91480}You're just gonna run around asking|people if they know a guy named Earl?
{91484}{91551}Well, do you have a better idea?
{91566}{91640}Learn from me, honey. You wanna|know every dirty little thing...
{91644}{91731}...that goes on at a country club,|you gotta ask the right people.
{91735}{91784}Who would that be?
{91815}{91841}The caddies.
{91859}{91884}- Hey there.|- Yeah?
{91889}{91922}- What's going on?|- Hey.
{91926}{92017}Hey, do any of you fellas|know a guy named Earl?
{92031}{92064}No?
{92103}{92138}Hey.
{92169}{92231}- I'll take that as a yes.|- Wait. Where are you...?
{92235}{92290}Milo!
{92571}{92596}Shit.
{92742}{92799}A little out of shape there, senator?
{92803}{92842}The kid's got 20 years on me.
{92846}{92913}- Oh, come on, get in the cart.|- Only if you let me drive.
{92917}{92986}- What is that supposed to mean?|- That you're a sucky driver.
{92990}{93070}I am... I am not a sucky driver.|I'm a great driver.
{93074}{93148}You know what? I don't have time|for this. Get in here. Come on.
{93237}{93289}How could we lose him?
{93298}{93358}He knows the course|better than we do.
{93377}{93413}Gentlemen.
{93479}{93519}There.
{93745}{93790}Stay with him.
{93813}{93856}- God. Milo.|- Get right up next to him.
{93860}{93929}- We're moving too fast. Oh, no.|- No.
{93954}{93999}I got you. I got you.
{94074}{94115}That was not my fault.
{94119}{94168}I don't know anything.|The drugs, the cash.
{94172}{94252}- I didn't know anything about it.|- I didn't ask about drugs or money.
{94256}{94306}Good. I don't know anything.|I'm a caddy.
{94310}{94413}- Well, then why were you running?|- Look, I'm just a kid saving for college.
{94417}{94455}Fine!
{94459}{94515}A Jet Ski, I'm saving for a Jet Ski.
{94519}{94545}Who's Earl?
{94565}{94617}Okay, look, all I know is,|he plays here...
{94621}{94698}...with a couple big shots|every three or four months.
{94702}{94779}Dude doesn't know the difference|between a wedge and a paddle.
{94783}{94815}What's his last name?
{94819}{94866}I don't know anything about him.
{94870}{94932}Why don't you use your college brain|and think.
{94937}{95006}You can drown me.|I'm not gonna know his last name.
{95010}{95060}And he's a big tipper,|sometimes 100 bucks.
{95064}{95135}Oh, he got me this.
{95141}{95172}He got you a tattoo?
{95177}{95223}When my girlfriend|dumped me, yeah.
{95227}{95280}He sent me to this place in Queens.|Blue Ink.
{95285}{95333}I don't know, maybe he owns it.
{95453}{95481}Blue Ink Tattoo.
{95485}{95517}Yeah, let me speak to Earl.
{95521}{95546}Not in.
{95550}{95636}- We got him.|- Tell him a Walter Lilly called.
{95655}{95721}Tell him Walter Lilly called,|all right?
{95725}{95811}All right. Walter Lilly? Thanks.
{95815}{95883}Very nice work, detective.
{95887}{95934}Hey, you...
{95945}{96001}- You got some...|- What?
{96005}{96030}- Some...|- What?
{96034}{96065}- On your neck.|- What is it?
{96069}{96112}- It's pond scum.|- Get it off. Oh, God.
{96116}{96178}- Looks good.|- Get it off. Milo, get it off. Not funny.
{96182}{96256}- Okay. Calm down, calm down.|- Get it.
{96267}{96318}What else? Where else is it?
{96322}{96382}- Wanna see it? Look.|- Just get it out of the car.
{96386}{96455}- I'm gonna keep it. Press it in a book.|- Oh, Jesus.
{96459}{96523}I'll always remember the special day|we just had.
{96527}{96592}See, you joke, Milo,|but just look at us.
{96596}{96698}We're this close to solving a murder|that nobody even knows has happened.
{96757}{96828}- Speak of the devil.|- Really?
{96859}{96904}Hey, Bobby, what's up?
{96908}{96954}Get off the road, and I mean now.
{96958}{97030}Yeah, this holiday traffic's...
{97034}{97105}- It's a real bitch.|- Half of New Jersey is looking for you.
{97109}{97188}The other half is looking for your ex,|who is apparently a felon.
{97193}{97222}For what, I have no idea.
{97226}{97301}So much for "what happens|in Jersey, stays in Jersey."
{97305}{97346}Where are you, man? Exactly?
{97412}{97445}What?
{97449}{97533}Listen, Bobby, maybe you and I|should meet for a beer later.
{97537}{97597}You know, talk about old times.
{97601}{97681}Goddamn it, Milo. I can only|protect you if you do what I say.
{97685}{97768}And right now I am telling you:|Lay low, stay there.
{97829}{97892}- What?|- He says we should get off the road.
{97896}{97973}- I believe him.|- We are in the middle of nowhere.
{97985}{98021}You know what?
{98063}{98115}I know exactly where we are.
{98307}{98358}Really? Here?
{98362}{98423}Couldn't have driven five minutes,|found a Best Western?
{98449}{98508}We'll be safe here|until we figure out what's what.
{98513}{98544}Think they remember us?
{98549}{98635}You kidding? Do you know how many|honeymooners they've had since us?
{98678}{98727}Hey, can I help...?
{98737}{98768}Wait.
{98772}{98806}It can't be.
{98810}{98869}Edmund. Edmund. Come quick.
{98886}{98941}- Looks like they remember us.|- You think?
{98945}{99001}Be still, my beating heart.
{99018}{99051}Oh, my.
{99055}{99152}Listen, we get a lot|of young marrieds here, but you two...
{99156}{99253}Have we ever had a couple|more madly in love than these two?
{99257}{99322}No. No, we still talk about you two...
{99326}{99423}...honest to Betsy, as the|quintessential Cupid's couple Cabin.
{99427}{99463}Cupid's Cabin couple.
{99467}{99509}Oh, you know.
{99513}{99573}Let's get you a nice room.|Come on inside.
{99670}{99699}Welcome back.
{99703}{99739}Welcome. Welcome, welcome.
{99743}{99793}Oh, look, here's...
{99814}{99869}Oh, my goodness.
{99877}{99961}What, it's been three years?
{99965}{100083}- Three years. Has it?|- Oh, my God. I don't even remember.
{100087}{100179}So you came back|for your anniversary.
{100219}{100298}I do have to ask you|my favorite question.
{100302}{100379}How do you keep|your romance alive?
{100469}{100555}Well, I gotta tell you, Dawn...
{100559}{100628}...l'm not naturally|a romantic kind of guy.
{100650}{100675}True. He's not.
{100679}{100779}I mean, I don't tend to go|for cards or flowers.
{100783}{100815}Actually, gifts of any kind.
{100819}{100916}If it's your birthday, Milo thinks|the best surprise is the gift of nothing.
{100946}{101015}And you'd probably have to put a gun|to old Nic's head here...
{101019}{101077}...to get her to actually say,|"I love you."
{101165}{101227}Well, that's true love.
{101254}{101391}That is right. Two people who know|all each other's faults...
{101395}{101479}...and weaknesses, and yet...|- They just love each other all the more.
{101483}{101519}Thank you.
{101547}{101595}Oh, gosh.
{101609}{101662}The cesspool's backed up.|Gotta call the guy.
{101666}{101739}No, honey, I think it's them.|They're a little stinky.
{101743}{101825}Well, we actually...|We crashed into a pond.
{101837}{101862}She was driving.
{101877}{101919}Oh, my goodness, you two.
{101923}{102002}Let's get you settled, and then you|can come back down for dinner.
{102006}{102041}We'll get you fresh duds.
{102045}{102110}Pop those in the wash,|have them back by bedtime.
{102114}{102193}Excuse me,|but what happened to your neck?
{102209}{102254}She Tasered me.
{102321}{102407}She Tase... He's too funny.
{102411}{102477}"She Tasered me."
{102567}{102625}- What?|- Oh, just...
{102643}{102678}This whole situation.
{102682}{102743}I mean, really,|I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
{102747}{102805}If you could see yourself|in that dress, cry.
{102809}{102841}What?
{102853}{102970}Said the man who couldn't decide what|color to wear, so he wore them all.
{103001}{103060}Do you remember|when we broke that...?
{103064}{103111}Yeah, I do.
{103121}{103196}Although I tried very hard|to block that out, to be honest.
{103200}{103250}Oh, really?|How's that working out for you?
{103254}{103305}- What, being honest?|- Denial.
{103309}{103357}Great. Yeah.
{103385}{103445}Until about an hour ago.
{103461}{103501}Yeah.
{103574}{103638}Why...? Why do people do that?
{103670}{103695}Why do people do what?
{103699}{103779}Deny that they've ever done|anything wrong in the relationship.
{103783}{103891}Why can't people take responsibility|for their shit and move on?
{103905}{103958}Which people are you talking about?
{104003}{104028}- I don't know.|- What?
{104033}{104068}I don't know.
{104098}{104161}You. Me.
{104177}{104215}Everybody.
{104219}{104270}Well, maybe everybody's afraid...
{104274}{104367}...that any admission of guilt|would be seen as a sign of weakness.
{104371}{104431}You know,|that's where everybody's wrong.
{104435}{104488}I see it as a sign of maturity.
{104492}{104533}Don't you think?
{104556}{104607}- Absolutely.|- I mean, life...
{104611}{104706}Life is about making mistakes.
{104710}{104748}Right?
{104765}{104837}And death is about|wishing you made a whole lot more.
{104961}{104990}Hey, I just made that up.
{105019}{105079}Look at you, Milo Boyd.
{105105}{105144}Well...
{105166}{105207}Well, then.
{105223}{105258}Here...
{105271}{105372}...is to our big, fat, ugly mistake.
{105377}{105433}The kind|that knocks you on your ass.
{105459}{105535}And makes you wanna|do them all over again.
{105654}{105692}What do you mean?
{105727}{105767}Well, l...
{105807}{105885}Well, wait, wait.|What mistake were you talking about?
{105889}{105965}No, you just said|you had made a mistake.
{105995}{106020}I did.
{106039}{106089}So we're in agreement?
{106174}{106205}But so did you.
{106266}{106375}Yeah, so we both|made a huge mistake.
{106467}{106512}By getting married.
{106553}{106583}Oh, yeah, that. Yeah.
{106657}{106684}And getting divorced.
{106759}{106810}But you know what?|Hey, I screwed up.
{106826}{106924}I screwed up, and I'm sorry.
{107067}{107113}Sometimes I...
{107177}{107247}Sometimes I really think|it was all me.
{107348}{107373}This is crazy.
{107377}{107414}I know.
{107444}{107486}But I kind of...
{107502}{107546}I kind of miss it.
{107585}{107648}- What?|- This.
{107671}{107720}Us. You know, you.
{107806}{107850}But you don't even like me.
{107900}{107950}Are you kidding me?
{107959}{108015}Of course I like you.
{108559}{108608}What are you thinking about?
{108696}{108739}Nothing.
{108938}{108978}Liar.
{109006}{109086}That's the nicest thing|you've said to me all weekend.
{109373}{109432}Okay. Here you go, Kitty.
{109436}{109493}- Hi, it's me.|- Oh, Steve?
{109505}{109560}No, it's Nicole. It's your daughter.|Who's Steve?
{109565}{109635}The drag queen who does|Sunday nights. What's up, kitten?
{109639}{109706}Mom, advice, advice.|I need your advice.
{109710}{109794}Listen, I am locked in the bathroom|of the honeymoon suite...
{109798}{109841}...at Cupid's Cabin...
{109845}{109922}...and Milo is right outside the door.|- Lord in heaven.
{109926}{109986}You've barricaded|yourself from him?
{109990}{110018}That's hot.
{110022}{110093}No, Mom... Okay. Focus.
{110110}{110151}Room service.
{110194}{110262}I hope I'm not interrupting.|Dawn wanted me to make sure...
{110266}{110369}...you got the rest of your champagne.|- Great. Hang on.
{110382}{110451}Your clothes are almost dry.|I'll have them up in a jiffy.
{110455}{110537}No rush. Might not need them|for a little bit, if you know what I mean.
{110550}{110597}She must have|a couple of bucks in here.
{110698}{110737}What's this?
{110869}{110916}Yeah, thanks for the champagne.
{110921}{110971}Oh, you forgot my...
{111134}{111174}So what was this moment|of honesty?
{111178}{111222}I don't know.|We were down at dinner...
{111226}{111310}...and then all of a sudden|I could not remember why I hate him.
{111314}{111340}Well, what did he say?
{111344}{111392}- He said he missed me.|- What?
{111396}{111461}He said he missed me|and that he was sorry.
{111475}{111528}He actually said he was sorry?
{111533}{111596}Was he taking your clothes off?|How naked were you?
{111600}{111674}- Mom, we were on the patio.|- You were naked on the patio?
{111678}{111744}What can I say,|the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
{111749}{111840}Ma, we were at dinner on the patio.|There was no sex.
{111845}{111901}- And he said "I'm sorry"?|- Twice.
{111905}{111975}- With no sex?|- Yeah.
{111979}{112017}Hold on a sec.
{112147}{112187}Yeah. Continue.
{112191}{112278}I don't know.|Like, she's acting really weird.
{112282}{112382}I mean, she admitted for the first time|that the divorce was all her fault.
{112400}{112496}- Yeah? What'd she say?|- Well, I said I screwed up a little bit.
{112500}{112602}But then she said,|"No, Milo, it was me."
{112606}{112663}And then I find this picture?
{112667}{112733}Tell me, do you keep your ex's picture|in your wallet?
{112737}{112827}Number of times I've been married,|they don't make a wallet that big.
{112839}{112891}Come on, pick it up. Let's go.
{112904}{112995}- I wanna do more camping.|- This is camping.
{112999}{113070}We're camping in Dad's office.
{113074}{113146}- Just don't tell your mother about this.|- It's Milo.
{113177}{113203}What's the problem now?
{113207}{113265}Nicole keeps the wedding photo|in the wallet.
{113269}{113321}Numb nuts wants to know|what that means.
{113325}{113429}I'll tell you what it means. It means she|hasn't cleaned out her wallet in a year.
{113433}{113528}You know, I'm pretty sure I'm carrying|around a condom from 1987.
{113532}{113580}Don't tell your mother that, either.
{113585}{113656}You know something?|I think that means she loves you.
{113695}{113725}I think so too.
{113729}{113764}Open your eyes, honey.
{113768}{113829}How often|do people get second chances?
{113833}{113899}I say get naked and get busy.
{113903}{113946}You're right.
{113950}{114009}- I'm gonna go for it.|- You do that.
{114013}{114072}Oh, and take your phone with you.
{114077}{114133}One picture of his ass,|that's all I'm asking.
{114137}{114215}- Mother, you are so dirty.|- Thank you.
{114219}{114288}- I love you, sweetie.|- I love you.
{114362}{114415}Boy. Okay.
{114419}{114497}Well, why do you care?|This woman makes you crazy.
{114501}{114555}You drunk yourself out of a job|because of her.
{114559}{114619}- No. I quit my job.|- You were fired.
{114623}{114677}I quit by getting myself fired.
{114813}{114873}Okay, you're thinking with your dick.
{114877}{114974}How many times I gotta tell you?|Stop thinking with your dick, all right?
{115004}{115058}I am not thinking with my dick.
{115062}{115143}Listen, even if I do get laid tonight,|then it doesn't change a thing.
{115147}{115251}I'm still bringing her ass to jail, okay?|So just chill out.
{115463}{115498}Hey.
{115514}{115552}Hey.
{115739}{115770}Is everything okay?
{115797}{115842}Why wouldn't it be?
{115932}{115964}They brought champagne.
{115968}{116036}- I thought maybe you and l...|- Well, you thought wrong.
{116082}{116110}What are you doing?
{116141}{116189}I'm going to bed.|What does it look like?
{116249}{116311}A great big blast from the past,|that's what.
{116315}{116439}Oh, Nic shuts down again.|Oh, boy, does this take me back.
{116443}{116468}Goddamn it.
{116696}{116763}If it's so familiar, you know|you're sleeping on the couch.
{116767}{116812}- Yeah?|- Yeah.
{116816}{116859}The hell I am.
{117344}{117417}Are you gonna swallow that|any time soon?
{117421}{117504}- Tastes great.|- Oh, God, you are so... That's it.
{117550}{117595}That is it.
{117826}{117851}Are you happy now?
{117914}{117954}Overjoyed.
{118259}{118300}Oh, sorry, did I wake you?
{118304}{118343}I just wanna say thank you...
{118347}{118423}...for a really lovely, lovely evening.|- No, Nic.
{118453}{118548}- What? No, Nic. Wait.|- Tickles, huh?
{118560}{118604}Hey, come back here.
{118608}{118661}Nic. I swear to God.
{118680}{118706}Shit.
{118855}{118887}Shit.
{118982}{119094}Hey. No. Wait. Nic.|Nic, get back here.
{119098}{119149}Don't you dare, you...
{119211}{119236}Shit.
{119299}{119367}- What are you doing?|- I forgot my wallet.
{119447}{119472}That's Irene's money.
{119493}{119547}- It's $ 10.|- It's Irene's money.
{119551}{119611}- I will pay it back.|- Irene will kill you.
{119628}{119662}Irene will have me kill you.
{119834}{119870}Dwight! Dwight!
{119874}{119932}- Yeah.|- It's Milo's car.
{119936}{119965}No, l...
{119969}{120054}Listen, here is a list of the other|bed and breakfasts in the area...
{120058}{120100}...for your next visit.
{120104}{120141}- Come on, sweetheart.|- Thank you.
{120146}{120176}Thank you.
{120213}{120250}I'm sorry.
{120422}{120485}- Park that for you, sir?|- Don't scratch it.
{120489}{120521}Roger that.
{120764}{120812}Shoot. Okay.
{121058}{121091}Excuse me.
{121124}{121164}Pilates World is across the street.
{121215}{121240}Well, no.
{121244}{121339}Actually, I want a tattoo.
{121343}{121412}Let me guess. A cute little butterfly|on your shoulder?
{121451}{121515}- Well...|- We're by appointment only.
{121541}{121567}Darla...
{121583}{121612}...go get me some beers.
{121663}{121698}What do you want?
{121758}{121793}I want a panther...
{121822}{121900}...down the length of my body.
{121904}{121985}I'd like the paws|to be about right here.
{121989}{122084}Then I was thinking the mouth,|the teeth...
{122088}{122117}...about right here.
{122121}{122219}And then the tail...
{122263}{122321}I'll let you figure that out.
{122342}{122376}Cancel my appointments.
{122449}{122488}Darla.
{122559}{122606}I'm Bone.
{122621}{122653}Bone?
{122657}{122709}Is that short for something?
{122730}{122759}Boner.
{122772}{122800}Boner.
{122804}{122865}Boner. That's catchy.
{122874}{122959}- Is Earl here?|- Haven't seen him.
{122984}{123021}Now...
{123043}{123098}...pull up your shirt.
{123144}{123191}Give me a look at the canvas.
{123221}{123259}Yes.
{123263}{123351}Yes, but do you mind, though,|if I hit the head first?
{123355}{123382}Make it quick.
{124609}{124647}Oh, my God.
{124680}{124724}Bobby.
{125264}{125299}Jimmy. Oh, my God.
{125348}{125410}- Earl. What happened?|- Give me the keys to your pickup.
{125414}{125452}I need to get some junk|out of my office.
{125468}{125533}- Okay.|- Okay. Come on.
{125555}{125618}- Wait.|- Oh, and a Walter Lilly called.
{125622}{125654}He didn't leave a number.
{125658}{125699}Come here, this way.
{126001}{126038}Son of a bitch.
{126042}{126086}- The guy's a cop.|- I know.
{126090}{126132}- And a drug dealer.|- I know.
{126137}{126211}- Isn't that against the law?|- Yeah, last I checked.
{126281}{126349}It's Earl. Call me back|as soon as you get this, all right?
{126353}{126382}I heard him on the phone.
{126386}{126451}He was arranging some meeting|with a guy named Bobby.
{126473}{126503}Bobby?
{126521}{126553}- Are you sure?|- Yeah.
{126557}{126584}I got a better question.
{126588}{126620}Where the hell is Milo?
{126633}{126728}- I'm having the worst weekend.|- Who is this person?
{126732}{126811}- How would I know that?|- Nobody. Nobody. I'm nobody.
{126815}{126900}Well, that's wonderful. Now, is|Nobody gonna get out of this car?
{126905}{126985}Or are we gonna put a big hole|in Nobody's head?
{127029}{127063}Run.
{127094}{127142}- No. Jimmy.|- I can't.
{127267}{127378}Your hair shimmers|like sunlight on the ocean.
{127994}{128047}- You are such a jerk.|- You know what you are?
{128051}{128100}You're an emotional cripple,|that's what.
{128105}{128168}You'd rather hunt down a guy|who's trying to kill you...
{128172}{128240}...than deal with the guy|who vowed to put up with your shit...
{128244}{128297}...for the rest of his life.|- You know what?
{128301}{128369}An $ 11,000 gambling debt.|Call that getting a handle on it?
{128407}{128447}- Not what I told you to say.|- Sorry.
{128451}{128529}- Hello. We have your girlfriend.|- I'm not his girlfriend.
{128533}{128564}No, she is my girlfriend.
{128568}{128671}But I'll tell you what,|why don't you keep her. Call it square.
{128715}{128756}- He hung up.|- What?
{128945}{128989}Holy shit.
{128993}{129039}What the...?
{129197}{129258}Let me guess,|she's driven you nuts already.
{129262}{129360}- Damn it, Milo, they are not kidding.|- I wish I could help you. I really do.
{129365}{129427}There's just one small problem.
{129454}{129507}You handcuffed me|to Cupid, remember?
{129511}{129586}How was I to know that a couple|of Neanderthals wanted you dead?
{129590}{129662}- Whoa, not a couple.|- Why would you think we're a couple?
{129666}{129718}You know what?|Put Chubby on the phone.
{129751}{129805}- Hello?|- Really, Dwight?
{129809}{129860}Since when do bookies|kidnap people?
{129864}{129952}It's a little outside of my jurisdiction,|but we're under new management.
{129956}{130025}Tell your partner he's got|about five seconds to release her...
{130029}{130071}...or I'm gonna ruin his life.
{130083}{130146}He says release her or else.|I'm paraphrasing.
{130150}{130182}Bring it on.
{130199}{130268}- Did you hear that?|- You know what? Put Nic on the phone.
{130321}{130385}- What?|- Tell your pals I'll be there in 20.
{130389}{130479}- He said he'll be here in 20 minutes.|- That's good. That's good.
{130483}{130569}- Wait, Milo, l...|- Stop shifting in your seat.
{130573}{130609}Tell them you have to|use the bathroom.
{130613}{130658}Don't look around. Just do it.
{130759}{130818}Okay, if he's not here|in 20 minutes...
{130822}{130851}I need to pee.
{130887}{130916}You need...?
{130934}{130967}- Let's go pee.|- Okay.
{130971}{130999}Yeah?
{131247}{131290}Oh, God.
{131418}{131443}Yep.
{131455}{131536}- Oh, please tell me you have a plan.|- Stay put until I come get you.
{131540}{131594}- Wait a minute.|- What?
{131598}{131660}She said he'd be here|in 20 minutes.
{131664}{131714}- So?|- So...
{131718}{131784}...she never told him where she was.
{131813}{131893}Here, folks. Some money.|There you go. Yeah.
{131907}{132013}- Ho, ho, ho, ladies. Happy Fourth.|- Oh, shit. That is Milo Boyd.
{132017}{132064}Grab some of this, girls.
{132068}{132097}- Holy shit.|- What?
{132101}{132177}- Everybody have a good time.|- That's Irene's money.
{132181}{132240}Step over here.|Come on, come on.
{132281}{132330}Yes, here we go.
{132361}{132411}Plenty for everybody.
{132457}{132504}Ladies, ladies. Here you go, ladies.
{132509}{132533}That's my money.
{132546}{132618}Get your hands off my dough!
{132691}{132747}Time to go. You all right?|Car keys in the bag?
{132751}{132795}- Yeah.|- Let's get the hell out of here.
{132910}{132959}Why can't you be this guy|all the time?
{132963}{133016}I am this guy all the time.
{133021}{133124}No. A hotshot detective|that I fell so madly in love with.
{133143}{133224}Instead, this bounty hunter who's|always bragging about getting laid.
{133258}{133298}Oh, wait.
{133311}{133392}Is that what you're pissed about?|I was talking to Sid.
{133397}{133475}What am I supposed to say,|that I'm sweet on my girl again?
{133491}{133521}Yeah.
{133525}{133607}Yes, you say it.|If that's what you mean, you say it.
{133611}{133653}You were honest|about your feelings?
{133675}{133787}All I'm saying is this night could've|gone a lot differently if you had.
{133808}{133865}Yeah. Just like our marriage.
{133922}{133956}Maybe.
{134001}{134086}Some detective I turned out to be.|Can't even figure you out.
{134167}{134225}She's strong for a stripper.
{134293}{134336}Watch it, Ray.
{134398}{134443}That was very painful.
{134483}{134574}- I'm gonna kick your Amazo...|- Shut up, you little pussy.
{134655}{134734}- Twenty Seventh squad, Griswald.|- Hey, Kenny, it's Milo.
{134739}{134808}Hey, Mr. Boyd. What's up?
{134813}{134906}I'm looking for Bobby. I called his cell,|but he's not picking up. Is he there?
{134910}{134975}With you not being on the force|anymore and everything...
{134979}{135063}...l'm not really supposed to...|- Hey, Kenny, I don't have a lot of time.
{135067}{135163}Now, you used to follow me around,|kiss my ass. You still into that?
{135167}{135194}Yes, sir.
{135198}{135286}- Well, pucker up. Where's Bobby?|- On his way to the depository.
{135334}{135380}Why? It's the middle of the night.
{135384}{135460}Lieutenant's got us working double|to complete the move.
{135464}{135506}- What move?|- To the new facility.
{135510}{135577}I heard they had to inventory|something like 194,000...
{135581}{135667}...pieces of evidence.|- Thank you. Take it easy.
{135733}{135773}That must have been quite an audit.
{135803}{135885}Do you know what happens to evidence|when the case doesn't go to trial?
{135897}{135968}- What?|- Not a damn thing.
{135973}{136027}So it just sits there?
{136067}{136093}Forever?
{136097}{136145}Ripe for the picking.
{136542}{136567}I'm hungry.
{136579}{136619}I'll wait here for Bobby.
{136623}{136731}Take the car. There's a pizza parlor|on Yonkers. Anything but peppers.
{136735}{136788}There is no way|you're getting rid of me.
{136793}{136851}I wouldn't let you drive|my car, anyway.
{136880}{136911}That was an accident.
{136956}{137012}- What?|- The whole N.Y.P.D. Thing.
{137016}{137084}Reason I got arrested.|You can make all the jokes you want.
{137088}{137161}- But I'm an excellent driver.|- Wait.
{137169}{137227}Your rap sheet|said you assaulted an officer.
{137231}{137295}What...? Are you saying|you ran over a cop?
{137299}{137365}I didn't run over anything.
{137400}{137448}- Then what did you do?|- Nothing.
{137453}{137505}I was late for a press conference.
{137509}{137538}Traffic was stopped...
{137542}{137617}...so I thought I could squeeze by...
{137621}{137663}...and I grazed it.
{137681}{137709}You grazed a cop.
{137723}{137765}No, I grazed a horse.
{137782}{137882}Okay? Are you happy?|A big, dumb, old police horse...
{137886}{137932}...whose big, dumb, old police ass...
{137936}{138026}...swayed in front of my car|as I was trying to pass it.
{138030}{138078}- You hit a horse?|- I tapped him.
{138110}{138213}Tapped him. There was one little,|little tuft of hair on my bumper.
{138217}{138290}It was... Seriously. I can go to jail.
{138294}{138391}- Yeah, for like... years.|- You're just... You know...
{138395}{138435}You're the world's worst driver.
{138439}{138500}Will you just be quiet?
{138684}{138767}Now, listen. We don't know|anything for sure, all right?
{138771}{138881}- Maybe it's not what it looks like.|- It's almost always what it looks like.
{139034}{139100}Hey, Bobby.|Been looking all over for you.
{139104}{139165}- You get my message?|- About the missing drugs? Yeah.
{139169}{139209}We got a problem. You know that?
{139265}{139299}Yeah, yeah, we do.
{139422}{139485}- Can I help you?|- We're here to see Bobby Jenkins.
{139489}{139529}Can I tell him what it's regarding?
{139546}{139602}- Put the bag down, Earl.|- What, this?
{139621}{139679}- What's wrong with you?|- Don't make this harder...
{139683}{139731}...than it has to be.|- The bag's down.
{139763}{139790}You know, I gotta...
{139859}{139897}Buzz me in. Now.
{140001}{140038}Got it.
{140378}{140414}Sorry.
{140875}{140922}Jesus.
{140929}{140967}- What?|- There's blood.
{141165}{141210}Oh, my God.
{141221}{141273}- Bobby.|- You okay, partner?
{141277}{141347}- What the hell are you doing here?|- Looking for some answers.
{141351}{141412}- Who shot you?|- Earl Mahler.
{141416}{141483}Yeah, I've been tracking him|for the last couple of weeks.
{141509}{141570}After he murdered Walter.|Walter Lilly.
{141622}{141653}Yeah, he's got my gun.
{141657}{141684}- What...?|- Stay with him.
{141689}{141716}Where are you going?
{141720}{141762}- Stay with him.|- Where are you going?
{141766}{141811}Baby, I'll be back. All right.
{141938}{142016}Hey, he's gonna be all right.|He's a good cop.
{142032}{142094}You're a good cop.|Look what happened to you.
{142136}{142189}Oh, yeah. You got a point.
{142519}{142556}Hey. Hey, where you going?
{143183}{143208}Drop it.
{143304}{143347}You were easy.
{143385}{143418}Oh, God.
{143468}{143537}You already shot one cop.|Shooting another one's...
{143541}{143633}...not gonna help things with the jury.|- You're not a cop.
{143647}{143719}- Well, that's just hurtful.|- Get down on your knees.
{143736}{143811}My knees, they're not so great,|you know. Took a jump off a roof.
{143815}{143888}The last thing I care about|is your knees, your health.
{143903}{143967}Now get down on your knees.
{144062}{144098}Now what?
{144102}{144142}Should have minded|your own business.
{144166}{144282}- Not concerned about your future?|- It's time for you to go, asshole.
{144312}{144386}Drop it. And I'm the only one|who gets to call him "asshole."
{144457}{144489}You better tell your girl...
{144570}{144609}That's for calling me a girl.
{144677}{144770}That's for shooting at my wife.
{145025}{145134}So Earl Mahler was using Walter Lilly|to gain access to the narcotics cage.
{145138}{145230}That's right. He was gonna come clean,|but by the time I got to his apartment...
{145234}{145261}...he was already dead.
{145265}{145320}- But there was no proof it was Mahler.|- Right.
{145325}{145419}If it wasn't for that parking ticket,|he might have gotten away with it.
{145423}{145479}That's because|she's a hell of a reporter.
{145483}{145508}Thank you.
{145527}{145574}But you did get one thing wrong.
{145578}{145628}Oh, are you kidding? Come on.
{145632}{145670}I'm just saying.
{145682}{145770}Bobby, it looked really bad.|It really did.
{145774}{145829}I mean, your name|was on the suicide report.
{145833}{145906}- The bowling alley photo.|- I walked you down the goddamn aisle.
{145910}{145966}- That's what I said.|- Great. That's what he said.
{145970}{146034}Wait. You serious?|She really thought I was involved?
{146038}{146097}Yeah. But then, you know,|she never liked you.
{146101}{146160}You know what?|Never liked your ass, either.
{146231}{146281}I gotta get this story in.
{146405}{146518}- Hello?|- I just want you to know that it is over.
{146522}{146569}You and me, we are through.
{146585}{146624}Stewart, are you drunk?
{146628}{146713}No, that is the aftereffects|of horse tranquilizers...
{146717}{146786}...that were injected|into my now-broken leg...
{146790}{146882}...by a local veterinarian, Nicole.
{146886}{146982}Oh, we had something beautiful|and special and rare...
{146986}{147091}...but if these are the kinds of people|you hang out with, you can forget it.
{147095}{147138}If that's the way you really feel...
{147142}{147204}Wait, no, no, no. Wait, no, hold on.|No, no, no, stop.
{147209}{147317}Are you admitting that we had|something beautiful, special and rare?
{147321}{147359}Stewart, I gotta go, okay?
{147363}{147451}Okay, you go. But just know|you have given my heart wings.
{147455}{147530}For moments ago,|I was barely able to walk...
{147534}{147636}...but now, now I will run to your side|with the...
{147656}{147718}- Goddamn!|- Stewart?
{147722}{147767}Hello?
{147848}{147924}- Do you know what I really wanna do?|- What?
{147929}{148006}I wanna blow off this story,|and I wanna take you home.
{148078}{148124}- Yeah?|- Oh, yeah.
{148128}{148167}Yeah.
{148171}{148283}But I gotta get this story in before|anybody gets wind of it. I just have to.
{148287}{148357}- You understand that, right?|- Oh, totally. Don't...
{148361}{148389}- Listen, I get it.|- Yeah?
{148393}{148436}I get it. You're just doing your job.
{148458}{148504}- Yeah.|- Yeah.
{148508}{148539}Thank you.
{148543}{148587}That's not gonna be|an issue this time.
{148591}{148689}We both will sometimes|have to put our job first.
{148693}{148743}It's like that, right?
{148747}{148785}Yeah.
{148793}{148863}Yep. But after...
{148988}{149026}We're actually doing this.
{149038}{149073}Yes, we are.
{149232}{149283}Why are we pulling over here?
{149352}{149382}Here?
{149442}{149483}No.
{149495}{149533}You wouldn't.
{149557}{149607}I told you I was bringing you in.
{149611}{149696}And we have, oh,|five minutes to spare.
{149714}{149772}Now, don't be mad, babe...
{149777}{149846}...because we're never gonna get this|marriage going again...
{149850}{149909}...if you come into it|with anger and resentment.
{149913}{149966}I would like to be|taken into custody, please.
{149983}{150021}Officer?
{150043}{150078}Let's go.
{150395}{150480}This is ridiculous. Unbelievable.
{150501}{150543}Where did you...?
{150569}{150622}Aren't I entitled to a phone call?
{150847}{150894}It's the bounty hunter.
{150898}{151003}How was your weekend, asshole?|Did you set any more parades on fire?
{151059}{151137}Actually, Gelman, the rest|of my weekend was pretty quiet.
{151141}{151204}- Yeah?|- Until now.
{151260}{151304}It'll go to the Internet edition...
{151308}{151409}...and then all media outlets will have|to come through us directly for details.
{151413}{151473}Great. Thanks.
{151509}{151616}Using your one call|to phone in a story. That is so you.
{151620}{151652}What are you doing here?
{151656}{151694}It's a special night, remember?
{151709}{151751}No way we're not|spending it together.
{151755}{151810}Hey, can we go|in the same cell together?
{151814}{151844}Get in the cell, dickhead.
{151848}{151896}- Let's go.|- I'm going.
{152111}{152146}You're crazy.
{152163}{152189}Maybe I am.
{152246}{152274}Come here.
{152663}{152708}Happy anniversary, sweetheart.
{152731}{152799}Happy anniversary, sweetheart.