The Batman English Subtitles

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I think it's time for practice.

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That must mean you finished
everything on your plate, Dick?

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Okay, okay. Let's go.

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Woo-hoo!

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I'm telling you, Mary,
a leash is the only answer for that boy.

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Wait for us, son.

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Dick, your father said to wait.

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Looks like the circus is in town.

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Tony Zucco. Welcome to Gotham City.

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Let's do this.

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Asleep at the wheel?
Tsk, tsk, tsk.

3
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Huh?

4
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Report. What's your status?

5
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Still single.

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Haven't met the right girl, I guess.

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"Security system off-line."

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Oh, and we're in.

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MacGuffin secured.

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I love this movie!

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A drop or two of Joker serum
into each can of dog food...

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and every Rex, Rover and Fido
in Gotham will laugh like a hyena.

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The kids will love it.

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Pardon me, sir, your plan...
How does one put it?

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Hey. Stinks on ice.

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I must concur, Jude.

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Okay. One, you never ever
talk to me like that.

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And two,
when did you two ever talk at all?

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Oh, no!

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Of course, it's taken me years
to put together this collection.

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And just as long to convince you
to give us all a peek, Marlowe.

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Well, you know what they say,
"if you've got it, flaunt it!"

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I wonder what's gotten into John?

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He finally steps out of the lab and away
from his experiments and suddenly it's:

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"Hi. John Marlowe, alpha-male."

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I, for one, think he's much more adorable
as the shy geek.

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How is it the most attractive ladies
always seem to gravitate to you, Bruce?

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- Commissioner, it's him.
- Gordon.

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Maybe I haven't been clear, Gordon.

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So allow me to reiterate
one last time.

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No payment by midnight,
and I remodel Gotham City.

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I had hoped last night's demonstration...

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would show you I was serious.

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But it seems
you have chosen not to comply.

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Fine. Destruction on a much
grander scale now lies ahead.

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We need more time.

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Combat log. Final entry.

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Should I fail, let this be a record
for those who come after me.

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Two nights ago...

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a madman unleashed
a plague on Gotham...

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turning the infected into
what I can only describe as zombies.

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Mindless drones at his command.

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I'd say it's a nightmare...

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but it can't be,
because I haven't slept in days.

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The pieces are now in place.

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We're through. We found it.

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We found a cave, Moira.
Not necessarily the cave.

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This is it. You know it is.

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We found the Batcave.

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Archaeological log.
Grey reporting.

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We seem to have found definitive proof
that ancient Gotham's legendary Batman...

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long thought to be a myth,
actually existed.

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The time is exactly 1900 hours.

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The date is August 8th, 3027.

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I don't know why...

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but this painting
always makes me laugh.

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Punch, Judy, wrap it up.
It will look nice in the bathroom.

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Bathroom?

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I consider the bathroom
more of a library than art gallery.

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Judy!

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Someone should frame that move
because it was a masterpiece.

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The kids are here.

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But where's the den mother?

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Ah, there it is.

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Huh?

3
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Oh, stupid, stupid, stupid!

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Hey! Stop right there!

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Oh... Oh.

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Oh...

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Smooth move, Colonel Klutz.

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Alarm on the cabinet, go right in the hall,
door is locked, watch the bucket.

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What are you talking about?

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Whoops.

1
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I'll give you one last chance, old friend.

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It can be cracked, it can be made,
it can be told, it can be played.

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- What is it?
- A joke.

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Come on, Gorman. It's easy.

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- A joke.
- Jump?

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- A joke.
- Jam?

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- A joke.
- Jarlsberg?

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No, sorry.

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Looks like you get the consolation prize.

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I do love spending afternoons
at the old fishing hole.

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Let's see what we hooked, boys.
Here we go.

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Huh?

4
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Hiding in the shadows? Ha.

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Since when do I need
to see you to find you, Batman?

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You're not Bats.

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Huh?

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Ah!

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Ah!

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1
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Hey, Chris, you get a haircut?

2
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Yeah. I figured it's the only thing
he'll see from up there.

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Oh, yeah, the big boss is visiting today.

4
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You have a great view
from your office, Mr. Fox.

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Call me Lucius. And I agree.

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I never get tired of watching the process.

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Everyone working together like that,
all those people.

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It's like a giant machine.

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More like an efficient team.
One Bruce hardly needs to worry about.

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Previously on The Batman:

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Oh, yeah, the big boss is visiting today.

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You have a great view
from your office, Mr. Fox.

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Call me Lucius.

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Lucius helped construct the Batcave.
He knows I'm the Batman.

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What? Who are you?

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Wait! Ah!

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Detective John Jones.

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Did you see
what these guys were stealing?

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