The Batman English Subtitles

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You're getting to be
a real thorn in my side, Batman.

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And you're no rose, Poison Ivy.

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Why fight, Batman,

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when we can kiss and make up?

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Awww.

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Who'll save you now,
Jimbo?

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Yep, it's official.

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I hate vegetables.

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Batgirl.

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<i>Hey, me again, Barbara Gordon.</i>

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<i>"Sidekick hopeful"
and commissioner's kid.</i>

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<i>Let's get you up to speed.</i>

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<i>- Proceed with your mission,
- Temblor.</i>

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Third building
Temblor's taken out this week

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and we still can't nail
a pattern.

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He's work for hire.

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I just hope you're not out
with Pamela Isley again.

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<i>Pam's a bad seed.</i>

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Ever since Batbreath
got that signal,

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my lead-time's
been chopped in half.

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Hurry, ladies, hurry.

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That's it,
put your backs into it.

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Careful,

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that penguin's pure crystal.

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What's that?

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Oh, no.

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The statue, Penguin.
Give it up.

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Well, you said we should try
makin' our own money.

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Now we'll be makin'
as much as we want of it.

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Sir, um, I meant we should
try making<i> honest</i> money.

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Ow!
Shut up, dummy.

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When I want your opinion,
I'll give it to ya.

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Uh, yes, sir.
Sorry, Mr. Scarface, sir.

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Now, grab those plates.

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I see you're still carrying

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<i>And the Gotham City Speedway
is off to an exciting start.</i>

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<i>The fastest racers
in the country</i>

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<i>have gathered here in Gotham.</i>

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<i>Each driving for the charity
of their choice.</i>

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<i>And Gotham's very own
Bruce Wayne is</i>

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<i>the only non-pro racing today,</i>

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<i>for Gotham's Children's
Hospital.</i>

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<i>And Bruce Wayne takes
the lead.</i>

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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give it up
for Man-Mountain Malloy,

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the strongest man
in Gotham City!

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Ho hum.

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You know all clowns are evil,
don't you?

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Ooh, tough guy.

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Especially that clown.

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If you think he's buff, folks,
get a load of me.

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Hide your families, Gotham,

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So someone snatched
an endangered black leopard.

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Since I bet that cat's worth
some serious scratch.

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I'd say that narrows
our list of suspects

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considerably to,
oh, let me count, one.

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This wasn't Catwoman.

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Really,
this totally purrs Catwoman.

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Just because she's
a cat burglar,

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doesn't mean she's a cat thief.

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Believe me, Councilman Vargas

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I love Gotham Park
as much as you do.

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But our citizens
need a new hospital.

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And the only feasible way
to accomplish that,

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is to pave over the park.

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Come in.

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Come in!

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That's my decision,
unpopular as it may seem.

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Goodnight.

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<i>New from Krank Co,
the Cosmo Flyer!</i>

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<i>Awesome!</i>

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<i>With the Cosmo Flyer,
the sky's the limit.</i>

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<i>It's up, up and away...</i>

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<i>for fim-foobly fun.</i>

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I can't think of a toy
more fun for a child

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or one more dangerous.

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Just ask Timmy Snyder.

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Or Reece Jones,

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As mayor of Gotham City,
I have many duties.

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But none tastier than judging
our annual chili cook-off.

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Mm.

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Too hot! Too hot!

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Jo...

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Joke...

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It's Joker!

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Five-alarm ha-ha-jalapeño
fire mouth.

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I'll put it out.

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<i>And now, an update
on tonight's election,</i>

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<i>as Gotham's Mayor Grange
defends his post</i>

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<i>against billionaire
technologies mogul,</i>

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<i>Maximillian Zeus,</i>

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<i>who earlier in the campaign,
appeared poised to win.</i>

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<i>You might say
the classics inspire me.</i>

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<i>After all, the Greeks
and the Romans proved</i>

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<i>that great societies rise
through strong leadership.</i>

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The next lot up for auction:

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A mid-19th century
gentleman's bumbershoot.

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Featuring unique engraved
ivory handle

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with jewel inlay.

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Bidding begins at 50,000.

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Do I hear 50?

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Fifty.
Do I hear 55?

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Fifty-five. Sixty?

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Sixty. Sixty-five?

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Imagine

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peering into the depths
of the criminal mind,

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unlocking its terrible secrets.

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I, Professor Hugo Strange,

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bring you the next generation

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in crime-fighting technology.

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The Digitally-Advanced
Villain Emulator,

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or D.A.V.E.

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D.A.V.E is made up

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