The Batman English Subtitles

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Paws off, puddy.

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Hello? It's a cat. The jewel's mine.

3
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I beg to differ, my feline felon.

4
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And so do my companions.

5
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Now how could I say no
to those beady blue eyes?

6
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Well, Mama Cobblepot did always say
I was a handsome one.

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You know, perhaps we can come
to some sort of arrangement.

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What you have in mind, good-looking?

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This gem happens to be one of a pair.

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What's Bomb Squad doing in there?

2
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We can't have much time left.

3
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- Well?
- Can't ID the green stuff...

4
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but the wiring's the real deal.

5
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They're definitely rigged to blow.

6
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And the word game?

7
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That kind of thing wasn't exactly
covered in basic training.

8
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- Yin, get everyone out of there already.
- Right away, chief.

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I'm right behind you.

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We're experiencing
what experts are calling...

2
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the harshest winter
Gotham's seen in 100 years.

3
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So with the roads iced over
and six more inches due...

4
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turn that radiator up
and the alarm clock off.

5
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Because you're not getting to work
tomorrow, unless you can fly.

6
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Come down with your hands up.

7
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You shouldn't play with Firefly.

8
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Code 20345...

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- Those guys okay?

1
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Sorry! it was a onetime offense, man.

2
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Won't happen again.

3
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Come on, man. All I did was jaywalk.

4
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Stop! No, please! No! No!

5
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I'm the Batman.

6
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Tonight, all of Gotham again
finds itself terrorized by Joker.

7
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Only this time, instead of breaking
the law, he's enforcing it.

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Donning the costume and mocking the methods
of his constant rival, the Batman...

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Joker has inexplicably turned to
fighting crime. The crazed catch?

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All right, we lay low until the heat's off.
Then we move the rocks.

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- Clear?
- Crystal.

3
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Speaking of heat...

4
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Oh, man. Is that the Bat?

5
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Boys, I'm a whole different breed
of animal.

6
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And one butt-ugly hood ornament.

7
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Looks like you had a busy night.

8
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That's good.

9
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Because you're all working for me now.

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1
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Come to me.

2
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Return to your cage.

3
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Now, if I could just get
one of these to work on my kids.

4
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Hey there, little fella.

5
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Out poaching for Penguin?

6
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What took you so long?

7
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You are late. Again!

8
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Zip it! I'm through with you birdbrains.

9
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You're not wise enough.

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You eat too much meat.

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All right, Joker.

2
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Time for your medicine.

3
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But, my dear flunky,
you left the meds outside.

4
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Not the kind of medicine
that I had in mind.

5
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Either I'm crazy, or you're melting.

6
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It's payback time, Joker.

7
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You're going to suffer
for making me what I am.

8
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I'll take what I deserve,
but do I know you?

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Help!

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Coming through, sir.

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Take a load off, Alfred.

3
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Jolly good, then.

4
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Oh, dear. I trust Master Bruce
did pay the cable bill.

5
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- Good evening, Gotham.
- Joker.

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It's me.

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Your most underrated entertainer.

8
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Oh, how I've tried
to make you all laugh...

9
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but I'm not feeling the love, people.

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Hello, kitty.

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The only known
animation cel in existence...

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from 1923's Kitty-Cat Follies.

4
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Cute, cuddly and priceless.

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Did someone say cute and cuddly?

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- Who are you?
- I'm Ragdoll.

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You, my minx, are a doll.

8
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Might we have this
little frivolity in common?

9
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It's fate. It's destiny.

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I saw what you did.

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You leave me no choice, Alfred.

3
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You're fired.

4
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Alfred. Check it out.

5
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All your work on the upcoming charity's
made you famous.

6
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Thank goodness it isn't a mug shot,
Master Bruce.

7
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Say again?

8
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Merely a frightful dream I've been having
all night long.

9
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These aren't my pajamas.

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- Trick or treat?
- Trick or treat?

2
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My, what wonderful costumes, Virginia.

3
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Yes, they certainly are, Georgia.

4
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But what are you doing trick-or-treating?

5
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Hello. It's Halloween.

6
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- Not just any Halloween.
- Tonight is Grundy's night.

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There, the swampland.

8
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The birthplace of Solomon Grundy.

9
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It was 150 years ago...

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Pizza. Sounds like a plan.

2
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Lee n' Cavalo's.

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Hi, I'd like a veggie pizza.
I have a coupon.

4
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For a free soda. We'll be there
in 30 seconds or your pizza is free.

5
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Don't you mean 30 min...

6
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Pizza delivery.

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Joker.

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Here's your pizza!

9
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And as promised, the soda is free.

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1
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Let's brighten up the brownstones
with some Joker white.

2
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Coming through!

3
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Black and white, the colors of Penguin.

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This is my turf, birdbrain.

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The west side belongs to me, Joker,
and you're violating my airspace.

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You've derailed my dirigible.

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Spring forward. Fall back.

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I proclaim this street Rictus Row.

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It's my 'hood, and it's Penguinsburg.

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