That '70s Show - Sixth Season English Subtitles

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So...cold...

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can’t... use the force...

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- Eric
- Leia?

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Oh, Hi

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Were you like that all night?

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No! No!

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from 1 to 4 I was whimpering

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because your knee was in my back

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yeah, we get to Madison next week...
Were getting’ a bigger bed

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All right, Donna put your chair here.
I wanna get Steven's attention,

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and with you next to me I'll look
like a tiny porcelain doll.

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Y'know Jackie, some people actually
find me to be of normal height.

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Sure if they're green and jolly.
- I can't take it.

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Watching Donna lie out, knowing she's gonna
go to college and I have to stay here,

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She's so, so...

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Juicy.

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My Juicy.

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Well I'm not gonna stay here locked in

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Eric Forman's Basement

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Midnight

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Eric's 18th Birthday

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And... midnight.

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So long 17, in the words of Alice Cooper

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I'm 18 and I like it.

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Happy birthday, Man.

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Let's give him his present.

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It's a case of 23 beers.

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- Kelso?
- I deserved one, I carried it.

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Guys,

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guess what I just heard in the ladies bathroom?

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- Fez, what were you doing in the ladies bathroom?
- Oh, spying, eating lunch, y'know.

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I heard two girls say they did not
want to go to college as virgins.

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Yeah, I caught that wave last year.

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So I'm thinking if horny virgins are dying for sex,
then hunting horny virgins I will go.

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By the way Fez, it's not pronounced virgin;
it's pronounced vir-GIN.

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- I thought it was virgin?
- No, no Hyde's right it's vir-GIN.

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Oh now I will not sound stupid

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Laverne is so annoying,

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why does Shirley keep putting up with her crap?

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Well, she has to there in love

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Again, Kelso, Laverne and Shirley are not Lesbians

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trust me, there one bottle of wine away
from making out...

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just like you two!

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Kelso, don’t you have something more important
to talk about right now?

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If you got a topic more important than
girl on girl action I’d like to hear it

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How about the fact that Brooke’s got your
feeble-minded bun in her oven

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So get this, I got fired!

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I'd never thought I'd say this but...

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apparently I'm not good enough
for the dog food factory.

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I thought you'd say that.

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Honey, don't worry...

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we'll get along fine without your paycheck.

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Instead of going to the movies,
we'll watch TV.

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Instead of eating popcorn, we'll lick salt.

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It's like, why would Joanne fire me?

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So you gotta work at the radio
station on Christmas Eve?

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God, it's like doesn't anyone respect
the sanctity of that holy night?

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We were gonna get drunk and fool around
behind your dad's manger scene.

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But this is my first shot at DJ-ing.

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If I do well, Hot Donna could be the regular DJ
on Tuesdays from 1 to 5 am.

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Every insomniac and burn out in town
is gonna know who I am.

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Well say hello to your target audience.

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Play more Zeppelin.

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You guys, I've got some terrible news.

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Gooood morning.
- Try good 13:30.

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I'm just so worn out from carrying 
around all this tip money. Here you go, mom.

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Why don't you, kick up the thermostat 
couple deegres on me.

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Well,thank you honey. And you have been
such a big help working yourself nearly
to death. I made you

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your special sandwich.
- Oooh, "the Eric McSweady".

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It's a regular sandwich.
Hold the masculinity.

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It's almost time for Red's doctors appointment.
I have to iron his underware.

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No crust, check, extra jelly, check.
My mommy loves me. Check.

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Hey, check it out guys, it's 
sergeant Crossin Guard.

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Rough day at the crosswalk sarge?

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I'm not a crossing guard, Hyde.
I'm a police officer in training.
Read the badge.

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You mean your paper name tag?

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No, I mean my badge.
This civilazes all the autority in the
Point Place police department.

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Oh, how'd it get ripped?

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Hey, your first case.

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Get this tomarrow I get to go on a ride along in a real police car.
I can see all the crimes that happens.

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Guys, there are actual
stewardesses out there,

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and one of them talked to me.

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I made this joke about
how they just flew in...

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And their arms must be tired.

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Yeah, great.

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Kelso, their neckerchiefs are undone.

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You can see their necks.

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Look, I don't have time
for stewardess neck.

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I gotta study.

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So, guys, guess what.

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I found the perfect place for
me and Eric to get married.

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Where, Donna? Please tell us.

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Okay, well that place up by the lake
that overlooks the entire valley...

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Where people go for romance.

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You mean mount Hump?

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People don't go there for the romance, Donna.

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They go there for the humping.

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Eric, let's go up there tomorrow and check it out.

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Hey, guys, this is my co-cadet

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at the police academy, Suzy Simpson.

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Simpson, these are my friends.

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Take a good look, 'cause you'll probably

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be arresting some of them in the future.

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You're right. This one looks like the guy

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in the "What drugs can
do to you" filmstrip.

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You're a cop, huh?

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You don't look like a cop.
You look kind of giggly.

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So Fez thought he was
on a date with Suzy,

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and he shot a rabbit
to impress her.

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Doesn't he know he could
have just bought her flowers?

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Oh, I would die if
you got me flowers.

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You'd be lucky to
get a dead rabbit.

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Suzy, why would Fez think
you'd like a dead rabbit?

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Are you from the
south or something?

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No. I think he did
it because he knows

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It's been like an hour,

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and my dad is still upstairs
talking to your folks.

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Our pregnancy scare must have
really freaked 'em out.

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Yeah, well,
that's because "pregnancy"

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is one of the scariest words
in the english language...

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right after "monster"
and "broccoli."

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Well, I'm not pregnant.

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Everything's fine,

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so I'm sure our parents

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Oh, hey, Donna,

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about this little celibacy kick we're on,

3
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does that cover quickies,
'cause I could be really quick?

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Well, that's why I call you "the flash."

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That's why you call me the flash?

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I thought it was 'cause I was flashy,

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like an entertainer.

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Come on, one little one.

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You can even watch tv.

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Eric, we agreed to hold

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Well, you're awfully happy.

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We're having a cocktail party.

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What's not to be happy about?

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Red, the last time we had a party,

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you called the cops and had
them tow everyone's car.

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Drunk people looking
for their cars.

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That was funny.

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Oh, you're just giddy

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because Bob's bringing his
pretty new girlfriend over.

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So.. that is all for the pictures of my mom
in Cancún when she abandoned me

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Now let's move on to my mom in Acapulco
when she abandoned me.

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God, I cannot believe
how good your mom looks in a bikini.

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I mean, she's approaching, like, me... territory.

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Isn't the bikini a marvelous invention?

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Imagine the first Aztec who said,

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"I just gotta see some more belly button," you know?

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Yeah, the Mexicans are

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such a resourceful people.

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Hey, Donna, when we register
for our wedding,

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could we register
for a trampoline?

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My mom won't let me have
a trampoline.

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If I'd known
about registering

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when I married Laurie,
I would have registered

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for a wife who wants
to have sex with me.

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Eric, you know,

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people only register
for stuff that's used

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Ooh, yeah.

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So yesterday, I'm at this garage sale,

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I look down, and there it was...

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the Darth Vader action figure
with the incredibly rare

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green... lightsaber.

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How have I not kicked your ass yet?

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- Fore!
- Whoa!

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- Watch out!
- Parking lot!

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Oh, it was just a pinto.

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You know, before we decided not to have sex.

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you decided.

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I'm ready.

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Right. I decided.

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Movies were just a dark place to fool around
before we went home and did it,

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but now

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we can really watch the movie.

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Isn't that great?

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It's fabulous.

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I mean, there's nothing

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- Hey, guys.
- Mitch!

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I thought I heard a matchbox car pull up.

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Yeah, I'm short, and you're shaped like a lollipop.
I'm not in the mood, Forman.

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My brother Jack's wedding is tomorrow,
and I don't have a date.

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Oh, did you try Aly Richards?
She'll go anywhere there's cake.

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That's how I got her
into my car.

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But then I ate the cake,
and she left.

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Oh, I'm in a real bind here.

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Hey, Donna, now that we have our
wedding rings and you can't back out,

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I have something that I want to confess.

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I want to do the bunny hop at our wedding.

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I'm good at it, and I don't get
to show it off that often.

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Okay,

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but I want to walk into the reception
under an archway of cupcakes.

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Ooh, deal.

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Don't look! Turn away!

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Whoa. What? What? Oh.

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Forman, your bachelor party's tonight.
We're going to a strip club,

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so don't forget your inhaler.

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Come on, hyde.
I don't need a silly bachelor party.

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Oh, come on, man. Be one last night of the finest
debauchery that point place has to offer.

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Hyde, all I need is my sweetie
here for the rest of my life.

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- It's all right, eric. You can go.
- All right! I'm gonna see nudies!

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Oh, eric, you're not going to one of those
hoochie mama shows, are you?

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Don't worry, mrs. Forman.
I'll return your son in the same

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Guys... I have to tell you about
this dream I had.

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No. Eric, I can't hear another one
of your lame dreams.

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"Guys, I dreamt I was purple and I could fly
and luke skywalker was my lab partner."

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No. It was about donna.

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Okay, it was five years in the future.

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Five years in the future?
Did you see jackie?

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How's she holdin' up?
Do I need to get out now?

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Hyde, in my dream, donna gave up
her life plans to be with me.

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uh-huh.

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Red. Red!

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Cousin alice wants to know
why eric and donna's wedding is off.

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Well, just tell her what your son did.

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Oh, now he's my son, just like when
he told us he wanted to be a jazz dancer.

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Well, he's our son, red.

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No son of mine would humiliate his family
by running off on his fiancée.

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Alice?

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The wedding is off because eric is... gay.

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