That '70s Show - Seventh Season English Subtitles

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What?

2
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I'm starting to notice something about you.

3
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You're still here!

4
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What your father means is

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you haven't seemed like yourself
since you called off the wedding.

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No, what I mean is...

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get out!

8
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Well, I'm sorry. It's only been a week.
It was kind of traumatic, you know?

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Last night I only slept, like,

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Mmm, blonde.

2
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More fun.

3
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Everything is more fun.

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Donna, if you only knew what I'd like
to do with you and your new hair,

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you would beat the crap out of me.

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- You know, I just might beat the crap out of you anyway.
- Yes.

7
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So now that Donna's not big red anymore, I guess we have
to go back to what we called her when she was 12...

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jugs-a-poppin'.

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- Man, I hated jugs-a-poppin'.
- Well, you shouldn't have had poppin' jugs.

1
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Ok, so...

2
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Tell me about the job hunt.

3
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Did my little worker bee
find a happy hive?

4
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No. All the jobs
had the same problem...

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a dumbass boss.

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You know, one guy actually
thought that duct tape

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was called "duck" tape.

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A security guard
had to pull us apart.

9
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Oh, honey, you'll find something. You
worked at that auto parts plant for so long...

1
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So, Eric, your dad's
muffler shop opens tomorrow.

2
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That's, like, the perfect job for him.
I mean, he's been muffling you for years.

3
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Yes, he really hates noise.

4
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I think it's because
it reminds him of fun.

5
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Hey, at least Red got a job he likes.
I thought I was cool flipping burgers,

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then I met the night shift guy who's been doing it for 30
years. He's got no eyebrows, and he lives in his own car.

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I don't want to be that guy.

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And you won't be if you
follow the plan I gave you,

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1
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Doesn't anybody want
to ask me how I'm feeling?

2
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Well, of course.

3
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Eric, ask your mother
how she's feeling.

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How are you feeling, mom?

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Unneeded, unnecessary
and unloved.

6
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Oh, you set me up.

7
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Well, there's no one
for me to take care of.

8
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Steven's off with his dad,
you're...

9
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busy with your silly

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Hi, honey. Welcome
home from work.

2
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Oh, god, I
love saying that.

3
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It's much better than saying, welcome
home from loitering at the head shop.

4
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Oh, my god, Hyde. Five seconds have gone
by, and you haven't ripped off your tie,

5
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or as you refer to it,
"the yoke of oppression."

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Yeah, forgot
I was wearin' it.

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Would you look at that?

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The dancing bear has become
accustomed to his cage.

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Eric...

2
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I found this in the garage
and I want an explanation.

3
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Okay, when people write stories and glue the
pages together, it forms what we call a book,

4
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I don't want "the joy of sex"
polluting my house.

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"The joy of sex."
What a load of crap.

6
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That book's
for perverts, Red.

7
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You should give it to me
so I can sell it to Fez.

8
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Red, the book is mine.

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Hey, thanks for coming down to meet my sister, man.
I had dinner with her and my dad last night.

2
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It was the first family dinner I had ever been to where
we didn't have to sneak out of the restaurant one at a time.

3
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Man, Hyde, first a new dad,
now a new sister...

4
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It's like you hit
the orphan lottery.

5
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Look, your dad's got a whole jar
of peppermint patties.

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That's class, baby.

7
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That's nothing, you guys. I found
20 bucks just sitting on the desk,

8
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and I kind of
wanna steal it.

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1
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Man, I can't believe
Thanksgiving's tomorrow.

2
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It's such a special time of
the year, when like to give thanks,

3
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get Fez drunk and dress
him up like a lady pilgrim.

4
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Well,

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the joke's on you
because this year

6
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I'm getting into the
dress before I get drunk.

7
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Ah, touché.

8
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Well, so long
as it happens.

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1
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I think we have a really big
shoplifting problem.

2
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I just did inventory, and
there are 30 records missing.

3
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Oh, Angie, I forgot to tell you,
I moved those to the annex,

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otherwise known
as my house.

5
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Excuse me,
Mr. Record store big shot,

6
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I need some help.

7
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Where can I find something
by Bette Midler?

8
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Well, we don't have
any Bette Midler,

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Guys, check it out.

2
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Somebody just left all these
toys at the police station.

3
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Guess they figured if cops
have something to play with,

4
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Then we won't stress out and
accidentally shoot somebody.

5
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Or, and stay with me here,
inspector meathead,

6
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Maybe these toys
are for the toy drive.

7
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Yeah, Kelso,

8
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These toys are probably all those
needy kids get on Christmas morning.

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1
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Hey,

2
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Still mad at me about
the Christmas party?

3
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No. I'm just starting to realize you might
never be the man I dreamed you'd be.

4
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That's the spirit.
Lower your expectations.

5
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Well,

6
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I have one last
wedding thing to return,

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And once this is done, the only thing I'll have left
to remind me we almost got married will be you.

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Oh...

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Well, I wish Eric had

1
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So, Hyde, how are you doing now
that you and Jackie are broken up?

2
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Ooh, I am the old Hyde again...

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kept by no woman,
loyal to no man.

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Beholden to no comb.

5
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No, Steven does so
use a comb.

6
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It's one
of those afro picks.

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You should wear it
sticking out of your hair.

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Hello, Steven.

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Jackie...

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You guys,

2
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Guess what all of us are
doing on sunday afternoon.

3
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Uh, I hope it's not
going antiquing again.

4
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I told you, Donna.
That's just for girls.

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Loved it.
Definitely in.

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No, during my radio show

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We did a promotion where the tenth
caller gets six tickets to the packers game.

8
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And since I turned off all the outside
phone lines after caller number nine,

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1
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Hey, Sarah,

2
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when you and Donna are
alone at the radio station,

3
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do you ever pretend that instead
of being just a regular intern,

4
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that you're, like, a
super naughty intern?

5
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Oh, and that Donna has to teach
you a very naked lesson?

6
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I'll give you 10 bucks and what's
left of my hot dog to say yes.

7
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No, sillies. There's way too much
work to do at the station to daydream.

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I mean, I have to take my top
off and sort records, and then

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1
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Hey, Fez, you know
what was awesome?

2
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That time
you rode that tree.

3
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How did he ride a tree?

4
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Oh, he climbed it,
Kelso cut it down.

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You guys have
a million stories

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and you know each other so well.
It's like you have your own language.

7
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I don't even understand
half the things you say.

8
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If you understand anything that Fez says,
you're the only one. Burn!

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1
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Okay, I don't understand why you're
taking a video camera on a road trip.

2
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You should be packing
more sensible items, like

3
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toilet paper
and your mother.

4
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Look, mom, accept it. I'm going.
Okay, my year off is now officially over,

5
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and I think I've finally decided on a sensible career
that's gonna provide me with a really stable future.

6
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I'm gonna be a traveling
documentary filmmaker.

7
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Oh, come on.
You made that up.

8
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Hey, Kitty, I'm going
ice skating on a rainbow!

1
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Man, I am so psyched
for this auto show.

2
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I'm telling you, once I
trick out my el camino,

3
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it is going to be
bad freakin' ass.

4
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You know, "tricking out"
sounds a lot like accessorizing.

5
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Hey, don't ever call
it that, all right?

6
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But, yeah, that's
basically what it is.

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Kitty, I'm begging you to stop. There's
gonna be hundreds of auto parts salesmen,

8
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and now that I have the muffler shop, they're
gonna be getting in line to kiss my butt.

1
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Okay, the game is
"password."

2
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The box says,
"using one-word clues,

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"get your partner to say the secret word
without using the word yourself."

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- Okay, what if...
- Donna, please,

5
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I already read the box.

6
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- But, Fez...
- I said box!

7
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Okay, here are your secret
words. And good luck.

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Okay, Eric,

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1
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I'm so glad I graduated high school.

2
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You know, it is such a relief to
finally know everything.

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I can't believe I graduated a year ago.

4
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It's, like, I feel like
I've done nothing.

5
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Man, time really flies when
you take two naps a day.

6
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Well, I wouldn't say you've
done nothing. I mean, you've...

7
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Wow, you really
sat on your ass.

8
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Yep, Forman, we've
all passed you by.

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1
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That was probably

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our second-best
potato chip war ever.

3
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What the hell?!

4
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We'll clean it
up later, dude.

5
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I'm not your "dude," and
you never clean anything up.

6
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Well, we mean to, but then we leave, and then
we come back, and it's already cleaned up.

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You eat my food,
you dirty up my house

8
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and every time I
go into a bedroom,

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1
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Hey! Great news. I'm on my
way to becoming a teacher.

2
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I filled out all my college
applications in Red pen.

3
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That's a little... that's,
like, a little teacher joke.

4
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Well, now look at him...

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out of bed and doing something
productive before noon.

6
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Honey, you're like a marine.

7
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A marine?

8
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The only time I ever saw him storm a beach
was when he was running away from a jellyfish.

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Hey, dad, all I

1
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That's funny, Eric.

2
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I thought I told you to
clean out the Vista Cruiser.

3
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But what I must've said
was, "go sit on your ass."

4
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No, I was there, Red. You definitely
said, "Go clean out the Cruiser."

5
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But he just insists
on being defiant.

6
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Look, I'm sorry, dad, but
something really important came up.

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"I dream of Jeannie" did her blinking thing,
and now Dr. Bellows thinks he's a monkey, so...

8
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No. Dr. Bellows is a monkey that thinks
he's a doctor. That's what's funny.

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1
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Good morning, Mr. Forman.

2
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Charlie!

3
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Didn't recognize you without
your schoolgirl skirt.

4
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Why don't you go drink another
warehouse full of beer?

5
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And then you can get out of
those uncomfortable boy things.

6
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Wow.

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He came in here...

8
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Just attact you and
completly ignored me.

9
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You must be the one of (?)

1
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All right,
here's your motel.

2
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You're gonna love Chicago.

3
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You never lived near the ocean, but that's all
about to change thanks to good old lake Michigan.

4
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Yeah, I just wish
I knew someone here.

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A friendly face, you know?

6
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Don't worry. You're
gonna be great.

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Oh, boy, I got a
long drive back.

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You know, that door's kind of
tricky. You gotta actually open it.

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