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Taskmaster - Tenth Season English Subtitles

 Taskmaster - Tenth Season

Series Info:

Released: 26 Apr 2018
Runtime: 60 min
Genre: Comedy, Game-Show
Director: N/A
Actors: Greg Davies, Alex Horne, Kerry Godliman
Country: United Kingdom
Rating: 9.0

Overview:

Five comedians are set tasks challenging their creativity and wit. The tasks are supervised by Alex Horne but the Taskmaster, Greg Davies, always has the final word.

Oct 13, 2021 02:44:48 RedP English 17

Release Name:

Taskmaster - Complete Tenth Season plus New Years Special

Release Info:

I think these came from Channel 4. Someone may have removed the colored dialogue markers, I've only machine cleaned it so far, the HI removal might have removed some things it shouldn't have. If so, an updated edit will eventually follow. Credit for the subs I started with - u/tribbletown. New Year Special labeled as s10e11 
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Oct 12, 2021 19:41:40 63.72KB Download Translate

1 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:37,080 Hello, I'm Greg Davies, and I wish you a warm welcome 2 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:40,720 to the Taskmaster grand final! 3 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:48,600 When Edmund Hillary was asked why he felt the need to conquer Everest, 4 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:52,080 he reportedly replied, "Because it's there." 5 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:55,160 We like to think that if he'd been asked to catapult a shoe 6 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,200 into a bath using his feet, 7 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:59,880 or chuck himself through a Christmas-tree-bagging machine, 8 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:01,920 he would've said the same. 9 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:05,560 We repeatedly contacted his

Oct 12, 2021 19:41:40 70.05KB Download Translate

1 00:00:34,022 --> 00:00:37,219 Hello and welcome at last to Taskmaster. 2 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:39,753 I'm Greg Davies and I am the Taskmaster. 3 00:00:39,754 --> 00:00:42,663 I'm powerful and in peak physical condition. 4 00:00:42,664 --> 00:00:44,843 What's that? You're new to the show? 5 00:00:44,844 --> 00:00:46,918 Let me explain the simple premise. 6 00:00:46,942 --> 00:00:49,953 Five funny people have been set a load of ludicrous tasks 7 00:00:49,954 --> 00:00:52,311 that we have filmed them attempting to complete. 8 00:00:52,312 --> 00:00:55,311 Over the coming weeks, I will pass judgment on their efforts 9 00:00:55,312 --> 00:00:57,769 from this magnificent throne.

Oct 12, 2021 19:41:40 68.93KB Download Translate

1 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:34,320 Hello! I'm Greg Davies. 2 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:35,680 Welcome to Taskmaster. 3 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:38,160 In this show, I've been given absurd amounts of power, 4 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:39,920 truly obscene amounts of power. 5 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,520 The kind of power that, if placed in the wrong hands, 6 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:44,120 could very easily be abused. 7 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:47,680 What the contestants have to ask is, "Are these the wrong hands?" 8 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,800 "And has the power been abused?" 9 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:51,480 YES! 10

Oct 12, 2021 19:41:40 66.68KB Download Translate

1 00:00:32,543 --> 00:00:35,955 Hello, good evening, and welcome to Taskmaster. 2 00:00:35,955 --> 00:00:38,954 I'm Greg Davies, and I will be guiding you through the next hour 3 00:00:38,954 --> 00:00:40,599 of intense competition. 4 00:00:40,599 --> 00:00:43,815 The gladiators of old needed physical strength, tenacity, 5 00:00:43,815 --> 00:00:45,887 a quick mind, and a will to survive. 6 00:00:45,887 --> 00:00:48,261 Even at this early stage in the competition, 7 00:00:48,261 --> 00:00:50,840 our five warriors have consistently proved 8 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:52,547 that if this were ancient Rome, 9 00:00:52,547 --> 00:00:55,692 all of them would already be dead.

Oct 12, 2021 19:41:40 68.96KB Download Translate

1 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:37,760 Hello, I'm Greg Davies, and this is Taskmaster. 2 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,520 Welcome back to our light-hearted entertainment show, 3 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:43,680 a place where talented comedians prove there's more to them 4 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:46,560 than just raising a smile - or, as I call it, 5 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:51,000 You want... 6 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:52,840 You want to win my golden head? 7 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:55,120 Well, this is where you pay the ferry man. 8 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:58,320 And he's drunk on his own power, baby! 9 00:00:58,360 --> 00:00:59,720

Oct 12, 2021 19:41:40 71.76KB Download Translate

1 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:34,280 Hello, I'm Greg Davies. Welcome to Taskmaster, 2 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:38,600 a pantomime of the pointless, a circus of the ridiculous. 3 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,400 A ridicu-circus. 4 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,760 And in this arena of anarchy, this big top of terror, 5 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:46,520 I am your clinically obese ringmaster. 6 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,480 And these are your clowns. 7 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:51,560 It's Daisy May Cooper! 8 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:54,360 Johnny Vegas! 9 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,840 Katherine Parkinson!

Oct 12, 2021 19:41:40 63.36KB Download Translate

1 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:32,600 Hi there! 2 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,720 Hello and welcome to another dip 3 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:37,960 in the Taskmaster paddling pool of pain. 4 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,760 As we venture into this latter part of the competition, 5 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:43,960 the pressure on the competitors really starts to ramp up, 6 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,920 their eyes fixed firmly on the prize - 7 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:52,360 my golden head, which could also be any man's golden head, 8 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:55,920 sculpted as it was by an artist who has now rightly 9 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:59,560

Oct 12, 2021 19:41:40 69.21KB Download Translate

1 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,600 Hello, and welcome to the opening link 2 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:39,080 for another episode of Taskmaster. 3 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,240 Like all good sporting competitions, 4 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:43,160 you're about to see a group of athletes 5 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,640 go head-to-head in a series of challenges 6 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:48,520 until one of them proves themself to be the very best. 7 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:50,320 Unlike regulated sport, 8 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:53,200 there are no restrictions on performance-enhancing drugs. 9 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,800 Here at Taskmaster,

Oct 12, 2021 19:41:40 58.05KB Download Translate

1 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:34,111 Hello, welcome to Taskmaster. 2 00:00:34,136 --> 00:00:35,831 Let's cut to the chase, shall we? 3 00:00:35,856 --> 00:00:38,951 You're all here to watch some credible comedians go to 4 00:00:38,976 --> 00:00:40,721 incredible lengths to impress me. 5 00:00:40,746 --> 00:00:43,911 Much like a Roman Emperor, I've bathed in ass's milk 6 00:00:43,936 --> 00:00:47,520 and had vigorous sexual liaisons with my personal assistant. 7 00:00:47,545 --> 00:00:49,801 I am ready to be entertained. 8 00:00:49,826 --> 00:00:51,640 Bring on the gladiators! 9 00:00:51,665 --> 00:00:54,831 Daisy May Cooper! 10

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1 00:00:32,592 --> 00:00:35,925 Hello. I'm Greg Davies and welcome to Taskmaster. 2 00:00:35,950 --> 00:00:37,817 There are just two shows left now, 3 00:00:37,842 --> 00:00:40,687 only two opportunities for our five famous foes 4 00:00:40,712 --> 00:00:45,077 to accumulate enough points to become the new Taskmaster champion. 5 00:00:45,102 --> 00:00:49,487 Soon, one of them will be able to hold aloft my golden trophy 6 00:00:49,512 --> 00:00:53,897 and proudly proclaim, "l have won this prize." 7 00:00:53,922 --> 00:00:56,207 "OK, so, in doing so, 8 00:00:56,232 --> 00:01:00,127 I have rendered myself unemployable within my chosen field." 9 00:01:00,152 --> 00:01:03,127

Oct 12, 2021 19:41:40 59.73KB Download Translate

1 00:00:02,050 --> 00:00:04,890 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 2 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:40,290 Hello! And welcome one and all to this very special Taskmaster treat. 3 00:00:40,310 --> 00:00:42,620 I am Greg Davies, the Taskmaster. 4 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:45,890 I judge who will win, and have a bod made for sin. 5 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:49,180 Over the next hour, five people that no-one ever predicted 6 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:52,340 would appear on the same show together will try their best to 7 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:54,850 please me in a fraction of the time 8 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,620 it usually takes people to please me. 9 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,290