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Taskmaster - Seventh Season English Subtitles

 Taskmaster - Seventh Season

Series Info:

Released: 26 Apr 2018
Runtime: 60 min
Genre: Comedy, Game-Show
Director: N/A
Actors: Greg Davies, Alex Horne, Kerry Godliman
Country: United Kingdom
Rating: 9.0

Overview:

Five comedians are set tasks challenging their creativity and wit. The tasks are supervised by Alex Horne but the Taskmaster, Greg Davies, always has the final word.

Oct 12, 2021 21:09:42 RedP English 13

Release Name:

Taskmaster - Complete Seventh Season

Release Info:

I think these came from Channel 4. Someone may have removed the colored dialogue markers, I've only machine cleaned it so far, the HI removal might have removed some things it shouldn't have. If so, an updated edit will eventually follow. Credit for the subs I started with - u/tribbletown 
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1 00:00:34,110 --> 00:00:35,970 Hello and hello too. 2 00:00:35,970 --> 00:00:39,240 I am Greg Davies. Welcome to yet another series of Taskmaster. 3 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,600 We have an incredible new fivesome awaiting patiently for me 4 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:44,655 to get this series under way. Are you ready? 5 00:00:44,655 --> 00:00:46,510 YES! 6 00:00:46,510 --> 00:00:51,510 Then please meet the five people competing to win my ginormous gilded noddle. 7 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:54,610 They are... James Acaster! 8 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,050 Jessica Knappett! 9 00:00:57,950 --> 00:01:00,110 Kerry Godliman!

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1 00:00:34,570 --> 00:00:35,695 Hello! 2 00:00:35,795 --> 00:00:37,065 Hello. 3 00:00:37,065 --> 00:00:39,340 And in case you didn't hear me, hello. 4 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:41,370 I'm Greg Davies and this is Taskmaster. 5 00:00:41,370 --> 00:00:43,540 Look at this. Just look at it, go on. 6 00:00:43,540 --> 00:00:44,880 Give it a real good look. 7 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,150 Now stop looking at it. 8 00:00:46,150 --> 00:00:48,160 And now have another look. 9 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:52,385 That is the kind of utopian future the winner of this series can expect. 10 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:56,620 Getting to do whatever they like,

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1 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,080 Hello and welcome. 2 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:38,150 You're watching a show called Taskmaster with a man called Greg Davies. 3 00:00:38,150 --> 00:00:41,480 The battle for this tremendous trophy is really raging 4 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:43,910 as we enter the third instalment of the series, 5 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:48,130 and our competitors are here to proudly represent their homelands. 6 00:00:48,130 --> 00:00:51,510 Hailing from such exotic kingdoms as Kettering, 7 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:54,080 Bradford, Carmarthen, Ealing, and of course, 8 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:56,060 Stoke-on-Trent. 9 00:00:56,060 --> 00:00:58,970

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1 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:36,210 Hello! 2 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:39,770 Thank you. Thank you for the clapping. 3 00:00:39,770 --> 00:00:42,220 You know the drill. It's Taskmaster, I'm Greg Davies, 4 00:00:42,220 --> 00:00:44,840 and funny folk have completed some tasks 5 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,710 and I'm going to judge them on their efforts. 6 00:00:46,710 --> 00:00:49,660 Jesus Christ! Can we just get on with it? 7 00:00:49,660 --> 00:00:52,385 Your five combating contenders are... 8 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:54,410 James Acaster! 9 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:56,810 Jessica Knappett!

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1 00:00:35,060 --> 00:00:37,060 Thank you and welcome to Taskmaster 2 00:00:37,060 --> 00:00:40,510 with your host, trophy model and humble tyrant, Greg Davies. 3 00:00:40,510 --> 00:00:43,550 Hi. Right, let's get episode five under way 4 00:00:43,550 --> 00:00:46,180 and meet our five galloping Goliaths. 5 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:49,020 They are... James Acaster! 6 00:00:49,020 --> 00:00:50,980 Jessica Knappett! 7 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:53,630 Kerry Godliman! 8 00:00:53,630 --> 00:00:55,620 Phil Wang! 9 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:57,660 And Rhod Gilbert! 10 00:00:59,550 --> 00:01:03,920 And next to me, he's a desperate,

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1 00:00:34,460 --> 00:00:35,520 Hello. 2 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:37,130 Thank you, I am Greg Davies, 3 00:00:37,130 --> 00:00:38,420 and this, ladies and gentlemen, 4 00:00:38,420 --> 00:00:41,570 is the 50th ever episode of Taskmaster! 5 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:55,800 It's gonna be one hell of a night. 6 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:58,060 Or it might be like any other episode, 7 00:00:58,060 --> 00:01:00,220 but with a few more references to the number 50. 8 00:01:00,220 --> 00:01:04,390 Let's meet the five trophy-hungry contestants joining us 9 00:01:04,390 --> 00:01:08,710 to both compete in and celebrate this auspicious occasion. 10

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1 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:38,330 Hello and welcome to another chapter in the tale of Taskmaster. 2 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:40,000 I am your narrator, Greg Davies. 3 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,880 Now, this head needs a new owner, 4 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:44,400 and these are the only five people 5 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:46,060 on the planet capable of claiming it. 6 00:00:46,060 --> 00:00:49,020 They are... James Acaster! 7 00:00:49,020 --> 00:00:51,100 Jessica Knappett! 8 00:00:52,310 --> 00:00:54,360 Kerry Godliman! 9 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:56,550 Phil Wang! 10 00:00:56,550 --> 00:00:58,685 And Rhod Gilbert!

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1 00:00:34,370 --> 00:00:35,985 Hello! 2 00:00:35,985 --> 00:00:37,510 How are you? 3 00:00:37,510 --> 00:00:38,550 I'm fine, thanks. 4 00:00:38,550 --> 00:00:39,670 You're looking well. 5 00:00:39,670 --> 00:00:41,820 I'm Greg Davies and this is Taskmaster. 6 00:00:41,820 --> 00:00:43,460 There are five comedians hungry 7 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:45,480 to stoke the fire of this competition 8 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:47,280 and commence battle immediately. 9 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,550 So who am I to stop them? 10 00:00:48,550 --> 00:00:50,130 I'm the Taskmaster. That's who.

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1 00:00:34,550 --> 00:00:36,020 Hello! 2 00:00:36,020 --> 00:00:38,600 I'm still Greg Davies and this is still Taskmaster. 3 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,000 Hope you're still watching. 4 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,280 There are just two episodes left for one member 5 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:44,880 of this almighty cast to prove themselves worthy 6 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:47,915 of guiltily fondling my gilded face. 7 00:00:47,915 --> 00:00:51,620 These prospective champions have names and I'm about to shout them. 8 00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:54,940 So please welcome... James Acaster! 9 00:00:55,730 --> 00:00:57,750 Jessica Knappett!

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1 00:00:34,260 --> 00:00:37,475 Hello and the warmest of welcomes 2 00:00:37,475 --> 00:00:40,570 to the Taskmaster series seven grand final! 3 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:47,150 I, Greg Davies, will be your linchpin, 4 00:00:47,150 --> 00:00:50,020 carrying you through the closing stages of the competition, 5 00:00:50,020 --> 00:00:52,130 all the way up to its dramatic climax. 6 00:00:52,130 --> 00:00:56,400 So, for the last time, please scream your thoraxes apart for... 7 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,320 James Acaster! 8 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,380 Jessica Knappett! 9 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:04,300 Kerry Godliman!