Taskmaster NZ - Third Season English Subtitles
Series Info:
Overview:
Five comedians are set tasks challenging their creativity and wit. The tasks are supervised by Alex Horne but the Taskmaster, Greg Davies, always has the final word.
Release Name:
Taskmaster New Zeeland Season 3
Release Info:
Removed HI and fixed common errors
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1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000 - Ooh-hoo-hoo. 2 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,200 - My name is Paul Williams. 3 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,640 - Oh! 4 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:38,256 - Kia or a koutou, and holy macaroli. Here we go again. 5 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:42,136 It's season three of the television show Taskmaster. 6 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:47,576 I'm Jeremy Wells, and I am sitting on a throne that for nine and a half months of the year 7 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:52,616 sits idly by under a pile of to-be-folded washing in my sun room. 8 00:00:52,640 --> 00:01:00,440 But tonight I'm on it with purpose in front of you all as the Taskmaster. 9 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:04,176 Over the next 10 weeks, five beautiful
1 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:05,840 - Ooh-hoo-hoo. 2 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:14,040 - My name is Paul Williams. 3 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,480 - Oh! 4 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:38,880 - Kia ora koutou. Welcome to the television show Taskmaster. 5 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:43,480 We're here to celebrate and commiserate five comedians attempting to impress me 6 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:48,240 by completing tasks to the best of their sometimes limited abilities. 7 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:53,840 All in the hopes of winning a golden statue of my head, 8 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:58,120 which nine out of 10 doctors call perfectly shaped. 9 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:02,320
1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000 - Ooh-hoo-hoo. 2 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,200 - My name is Paul Williams. 3 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,640 - Oh! 4 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:38,136 - Kia or a koutou, and welcome to our third episode of Taskmaster. 5 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:44,656 My name is Jeremy Wells, and if you ask about me at that little smoky out-of-the-way Dannevirke pub, 6 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:49,240 they'll tell you what you need to know about me, and that is that I am the Taskmaster. 7 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:55,776 Five comedians have signed the necessary release forms 8 00:00:55,800 --> 00:01:00,536 to allow them to put their bodies, their minds and other parts of themselves 9 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:05,456 through a series of character-defining
1 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:06,040 - Ooh-hoo-hoo. 2 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:14,240 - My name is Paul Williams. 3 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,000 - Ooh! 4 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:23,720 - Hi-yah! 5 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:37,056 - Kia or a koutou. You have just found your way to Taskmaster. 6 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:41,416 We're here to celebrate and commiserate five comedians attempting to impress me 7 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:46,856 by completing tasks that would make an ordinary human say, 'No, thank you. I am leaving.' 8 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,856 Luckily, we don't have ordinary humans. 9 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:53,576 Instead, we have Chris Parker...
1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000 - Ooh-hoo-hoo. 2 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,200 - My name is Paul Williams. 3 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,640 - Ooh! 4 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,936 - Kia or a koutou, and welcome to Taskmaster. 5 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:38,976 You may know me as a man called Jeremy Wells, 6 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,896 but as soon as you enter this area, all bets are off, 7 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:46,696 and I officially become the Taskmaster. 8 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,816 Wow. 9 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,216 - And as the master of tasks, I've had the pleasure of
1 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:06,120 - Ooh-hoo-hoo. 2 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:14,400 - My name is Paul Williams. 3 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:20,720 - Ooh! 4 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:35,296 - Kia or a koutou. Welcome to Taskmaster ― 5 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:40,816 the show that tests just how stretchy comedians' brains can get. 6 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:44,720 Those comedians are Chris Parker, 7 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:47,800 Josh Thomson, 8 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:50,440 Justine Smith, 9 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:53,040 Kura Forester 10 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:56,080
1 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:05,320 - Ooh-hoo-hoo. 2 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:11,560 - Aargh! 3 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:14,240 - My name's Paul Williams. 4 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:15,960 - Oh! 5 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,560 - Oh! 6 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,680 Hiyah! 7 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:29,840 www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2022 8 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:38,016 - Kia or a koutou! Welcome to episode seven of Taskmaster Season Three. 9 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:40,816 I'm Jeremy Wells, TV's lovable bad boy 10
1 00:00:02,760 --> 00:00:03,976 - Argh! 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000 - Whoo-hoo-hoo. 3 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:11,977 - Argh! 4 00:00:12,001 --> 00:00:14,200 - My name is Paul Williams. 5 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:15,920 - Argh! 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,640 - Ooh! 7 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:36,656 - Kia or a, koutou. Welcome to the television show Taskmaster. 8 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:39,976 My name is Jeremy Wells, and like the Queen Street Santa, 9 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,976 I spend 10 months of the year stuffed in a broom cupboard, 10
1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000 - Ooh-hoo-hoo. 2 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,200 - My name is Paul Williams. 3 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,640 - Oh! 4 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:36,896 - Kia or koutou. Welcome to the show known as Taskmasker. 5 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:42,896 It's the penultimate episode, but I am still the ultimate Jeremy Wells. 6 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:48,320 However, for the next wee while, you better sit up straight and call me the Taskmaster. 7 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,416 With only two episodes to go in the season, 8 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:57,576 our five comedians are starting to show signs of zombie-like desperation ― 9 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,856 shaking, foaming at the mouth,
1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000 - Ooh-hoo-hoo. 2 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,200 - My name is Paul Williams. 3 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,640 - Oh! 4 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:39,920 - Kia or a koutou and welcome to the final episode of Taskmaster. 5 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:46,376 I am Jeremy Wells, but through many layers of smoke, mirrors and Oscar-worthy makeup, 6 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:49,480 you know me better as The Taskmaster. 7 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:55,696 The last nine weeks have seen five comedians put their minds and bodies through ordeals 8 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:58,800 that can only be described as unholy ― 9 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:03,936 all with the aim of walking away
