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Taskmaster Ninth Season English Subtitles

 Taskmaster Ninth Season

Series Info:

Released: 01 Aug 2015
Runtime: 60 min
Genre: Comedy
Director: N/A
Actors: Greg Davies, Alex Horne
Country: UK
Rating: 9.1

Overview:

Five comedians are set tasks challenging their creativity and wit. The tasks are supervised by Alex Horne but the Taskmaster, Greg Davies, always has the final word.

Oct 13, 2021 03:42:02 RedP English 8

Release Name:

Taskmaster - Complete Ninth Season

Release Info:

I think these came from Channel 4. Someone may have removed the colored dialogue markers, I've only machine cleaned it so far, the HI removal might have removed some things it shouldn't have. If so, an updated edit will eventually follow. Credit for the subs I started with - u/tribbletown 
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1 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:38,219 Hello! Yes! 2 00:00:38,220 --> 00:00:40,019 Welcome, here we go again. 3 00:00:40,020 --> 00:00:43,659 I’m Greg Davies and this is the ninth series of Taskmaster! 4 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:49,639 Quivering away on their stools are five new rivals, 5 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:53,000 each one desperate to begin their quest to find some purpose in life. 6 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:56,840 Purpose that can only be attained by taking home this: 7 00:00:56,940 --> 00:00:59,460 My 24 carat Kopf. 8 00:00:59,540 --> 00:01:02,720 So, let’s meet them and then let’s judge them. 9 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:04,740 Our phenomenal competitors are:

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1 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:09,760 Stella! 2 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:16,720 Hold it. 3 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:17,960 What? 4 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:22,680 Yes! 5 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,880 Hello, I'm Greg Davies. 6 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:39,920 I am a leggy blonde. 7 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,520 Born in '68 and I am 6ft 8. 8 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:44,960 Mind-blowing! But enough about me, 9 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:49,640 let's just get on with the show and meet our five brave warriors. 10 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:50,680 Please welcome them.

Oct 12, 2021 19:40:24 96.23KB Download Translate

1 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:09,920 Stella! 2 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:16,800 Hold it... 3 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:18,120 What? 4 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:22,960 Yes! 5 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:35,400 Hello! 6 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:39,040 Welcome, one and all, 7 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,960 to episode three of Taskmaster. 8 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,280 Five comedians are at war with each other, 9 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:46,240 all in a bid to get their mucky mitts 10 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,160

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1 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,280 Eeeeh! 2 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:09,440 Stella! 3 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:16,440 Hold it. 4 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:18,200 What? 5 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:20,280 Ah! 6 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:22,840 Yes! 7 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:41,240 Hello, everyone, and welcome to Taskmaster! 8 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:42,400 In just a few moments, 9 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:45,840 you will witness the trials and tribulations of five comedians 10 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,080

Oct 12, 2021 19:40:24 92.31KB Download Translate

1 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,680 Stella! 2 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:16,720 Hold it. 3 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:17,760 What? 4 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:20,520 Ah! 5 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:22,800 Yes! 6 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:36,680 Hello! 7 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,640 Welcome, welcome, welcome! 8 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:42,040 It's episode five, and I'm raring to go. 9 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,800 Look at me, I'm raring, I've just had a massive coffee, 10 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,800

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1 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:09,840 Stella! 2 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:11,240 Argh! 3 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,680 Hold it. What? 4 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,360 Argh! 5 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,440 WHISTLE TOOTS Yes! 6 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:35,280 Hello! 7 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:39,400 Welcome to our special little show, and it IS a special little show 8 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:43,800 because this, ladies and gentlemen, is the 70th episode of Taskmaster. 9 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:45,760 Ooh! 10 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:48,080

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1 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:10,320 Aaagh! 2 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:11,960 Ohh! 3 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:17,560 Hold it. What? 4 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,360 Aagh! 5 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,400 Yes! 6 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,800 Hello! Hello, thank you. 7 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:43,440 'If you like seeing an overweight middle-aged man getting high on power, dishing out judgments, 8 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:48,000 'then shrieking and clapping like an elephant bull seal, you've come to the right place. 9 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,040 Welcome to Taskmaster! 10 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:56,680

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1 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:09,840 Stella! 2 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:16,600 Hold it. 3 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,040 What? 4 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:23,040 Yes! 5 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,840 Hello! Thank you very much. 6 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:41,280 I'm Greg Davies and this is Taskmaster. Five mighty warriors 7 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:44,400 are battling it out to win a prize that none of them want 8 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:47,000 but absolutely have to have - it's contractual. 9 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:50,160 They have to take it home and give it a lovely kiss every night.

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1 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:17,560 Hold it. What? 2 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,120 Yes! 3 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:37,240 Thank you. Thank you, and welcome. 4 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:39,520 I'm Greg Davies, and this is Taskmaster. 5 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:42,800 Sitting to my right are a team of battle-scarred competitors 6 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,400 who have been slogging through task after task. 7 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:47,200 They've had their ups and their downs, 8 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,200 and they've discovered that for every failure, 9 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:51,960 there's a success

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1 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:37,800 Hello, welcome! 2 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:40,800 Thank you, welcome to the series nine 3 00:00:40,900 --> 00:00:43,600 Taskmaster grand final! 4 00:00:46,300 --> 00:00:49,100 Soon one of our battle broken contestants 5 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:50,100 will join the elite, 6 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:53,800 and fulfil the only dream they have ever had. To hold aloft 7 00:00:53,900 --> 00:00:56,300 my smelted golden likeness, 8 00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:01,200 and to scream into the void "I've done it, I am become light! 9 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,900 "I am become immortal! 10 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:06,500