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Taskmaster Ninth Season English Subtitles

 Taskmaster Ninth Season

Series Info:

Released: 01 Aug 2015
Runtime: 60 min
Genre: Comedy
Director: N/A
Actors: Greg Davies, Alex Horne
Country: UK
Rating: 9.1

Overview:

Five comedians are set tasks challenging their creativity and wit. The tasks are supervised by Alex Horne but the Taskmaster, Greg Davies, always has the final word.

Oct 13, 2021 02:40:23 RedP English 20

Release Name:

Taskmaster - Complete Ninth Season [SDH]

Release Info:

I think these came from Channel 4. Someone may have removed the colored dialogue markers, I've only machine cleaned it so far. If so, an updated edit will eventually follow. Contains HI. Credit for the subs I started with - u/tribbletown 
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1 00:00:02,580 --> 00:00:05,700 (Taskmaster theme song) 2 00:00:29,260 --> 00:00:34,200 (Audience cheering and applauding) 3 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:38,219 Hello! Yes! 4 00:00:38,220 --> 00:00:40,019 Welcome, here we go again. 5 00:00:40,020 --> 00:00:43,659 I’m Greg Davies and this is the ninth series of Taskmaster! 6 00:00:43,660 --> 00:00:46,400 (Audience cheering) 7 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:49,639 Quivering away on their stools are five new rivals, 8 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:53,000 each one desperate to begin their quest to find some purpose in life. 9 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:56,840 Purpose that can only be attained by taking home this:

Oct 12, 2021 19:39:40 102KB Download Translate

1 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:09,760 Stella! 2 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:16,720 Hold it. 3 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:17,960 What? 4 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:22,680 Yes! 5 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,760 {\an1}APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 6 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,880 Hello, I'm Greg Davies. 7 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:39,920 I am a leggy blonde. 8 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,520 Born in '68 and I am 6ft 8. 9 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:44,960 Mind-blowing! But enough about me, 10 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:49,640 let's just get on with the show and meet our five brave warriors.

Oct 12, 2021 19:39:40 103.13KB Download Translate

1 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:09,920 Stella! 2 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:16,800 Hold it... 3 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:18,120 What? 4 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:20,440 {\an1}YELPS 5 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:21,680 {\an1}WHISTLE 6 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:22,960 Yes! 7 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:28,520 {\an1}APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 8 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:35,400 Hello! 9 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:39,040 Welcome, one and all, 10 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,960 to episode three of Taskmaster.

Oct 12, 2021 19:39:42 103.24KB Download Translate

1 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:05,240 {\an1}SHE LAUGHS 2 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,280 Eeeeh! 3 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:09,440 Stella! 4 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:13,720 {\an1}HE LAUGHS 5 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:16,440 Hold it. 6 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:18,200 What? 7 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:20,280 Ah! 8 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:21,800 {\an1}HE BLOWS WHISTLE 9 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:22,840 Yes! 10 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:25,200 {\an1}APPLAUSE

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1 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:09,680 Stella! 2 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:16,720 Hold it. 3 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:17,760 What? 4 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:20,520 Ah! 5 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:22,800 Yes! 6 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:36,680 Hello! 7 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,640 Welcome, welcome, welcome! 8 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:42,040 It's episode five, and I'm raring to go. 9 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,800 Look at me, I'm raring, I've just had a massive coffee, 10 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,800

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1 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:06,320 {\an1}SHE SQUEALS 2 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:09,840 Stella! 3 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:11,240 Argh! 4 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,680 Hold it. What? 5 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,360 Argh! 6 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,440 WHISTLE TOOTS Yes! 7 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:28,600 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:35,280 Hello! 9 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:39,400 Welcome to our special little show, and it IS a special little show 10 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:43,800 because this, ladies and gentlemen,

Oct 12, 2021 19:39:42 87KB Download Translate

1 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:10,320 Aaagh! 2 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:11,960 Ohh! 3 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:17,560 Hold it. What? 4 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,360 Aagh! 5 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:21,800 {\an1}HE BLOWS WHISTLE 6 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,400 Yes! 7 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,080 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,800 Hello! Hello, thank you. 9 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:43,440 'If you like seeing an overweight middle-aged man getting high on power, dishing out judgments, 10 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:48,000 'then shrieking and clapping like an elephant

Oct 12, 2021 19:39:42 95.15KB Download Translate

1 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,280 {\an1}SHE SCREECHES 2 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:09,840 Stella! 3 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:11,240 {\an1}SHE SHRIEKS 4 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:16,600 Hold it. 5 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,040 What? 6 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:20,360 {\an1}SHE SCREAMS 7 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:21,840 {\an1}WHISTLE PEEPS 8 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:23,040 Yes! 9 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:27,560 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 10 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,840 Hello! Thank you very much.

Oct 12, 2021 19:39:42 93.62KB Download Translate

1 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:17,560 Hold it. What? 2 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,120 Yes! 3 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:37,240 Thank you. Thank you, and welcome. 4 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:39,520 I'm Greg Davies, and this is Taskmaster. 5 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:42,800 Sitting to my right are a team of battle-scarred competitors 6 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,400 who have been slogging through task after task. 7 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:47,200 They've had their ups and their downs, 8 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,200 and they've discovered that for every failure, 9 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:51,960 there's a success

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1 00:00:02,700 --> 00:00:06,200 (Taskmaster theme tune) 2 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,500 (Cheers and applause) 3 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:37,800 - Hello, welcome! 4 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:40,800 Thank you, welcome to the series nine 5 00:00:40,900 --> 00:00:43,600 Taskmaster grand final! 6 00:00:43,900 --> 00:00:46,100 (Applause) 7 00:00:46,300 --> 00:00:49,100 Soon one of our battle broken contestants 8 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:50,100 will join the elite, 9 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:53,800 and fulfil the only dream they have ever had. To hold aloft 10 00:00:53,900 --> 00:00:56,300 my smelted golden likeness,