Taskmaster - First Season English Subtitles
Series Info:
Overview:
Five comedians are set tasks challenging their creativity and wit. The tasks are supervised by Alex Horne but the Taskmaster, Greg Davies, always has the final word.
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Taskmaster - Complete First Season
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Edited while watching. Dialogue dashes instead of colored subs. Credit for the subs I started with - u/tribbletown. Removed HI, updated edit November 1, 2021.
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1 00:00:32,780 --> 00:00:35,839 Hello, I am Greg Davies and this is Taskmaster. 2 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,819 In this show, I, Greg Davies, 3 00:00:37,820 --> 00:00:41,419 make some accomplished but needy comedians do stupid things for me. 4 00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:44,079 Why? Because I can. I'm a powerful man. 5 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,099 Look at me. Thank you. 6 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:49,279 They have no idea how each other did, but they will soon find out. 7 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,839 I shall be judging both what they did, and how they did it. 8 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:54,839 My word is final. The contestants will definitely respect me. 9 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:56,459
1 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:33,359 Hello, I am Greg Davies. 2 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:35,759 This is Taskmaster and I am the Taskmaster. 3 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:38,369 As well as a truly magnificent comedian, 4 00:00:38,370 --> 00:00:41,269 I am also a human, which means that like all humans, 5 00:00:41,270 --> 00:00:45,199 I take pleasure in watching people struggle to do simple things. 6 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:48,919 So, over the past few months, I've set a series of tricky tasks 7 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:50,959 to five seriously competitive comedians. 8 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,999 They have no idea how each other did, but they'll soon find out. 9
1 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,239 Hello. I'm Greg Davies and this is Taskmaster. 2 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:38,479 Like you, I enjoy making people do the jobs I don't want to do. 3 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:40,839 Especially when those people are famous comedians, 4 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,119 and the jobs are absolutely ludicrous. 5 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,239 So, over the course of several months, 6 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:46,879 several top comedians have been doing 7 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,799 some spectacularly odd tasks for me. 8 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:52,399 They have no idea how each other did, but they will soon find out.
1 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,359 Hello, I am Greg Davies. 2 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:36,959 This is Taskmaster and I am the Taskmaster. 3 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:40,159 For many years now, I've been getting other comedians to do things for me. 4 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:42,839 Things like cleaning and cooking and decorating my flat. 5 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,479 Now, for the first time, we've filmed them doing it. 6 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:46,849 Over the past few months, 7 00:00:46,850 --> 00:00:50,719 I have set a series of challenging tasks to five challenged comedians. 8 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:53,959 They have no idea how each other did, but they will soon find out. 9 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,759
1 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:33,849 Hello. I am Greg Davies and this is Taskmaster, 2 00:00:33,850 --> 00:00:35,239 and I am the Taskmaster. 3 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,829 A while ago, I decided to ask some well-known comedians 4 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:39,679 to do some extraordinary things for me. 5 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:41,119 Because I am who I am, 6 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:43,679 they all agreed to take part instantly, 7 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:45,599 and that's why we're all here now. 8 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:49,279 They have no idea how each other did, but they will soon find out. 9 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,839
1 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:34,349 Hello, I am Greg Davies, and this is Taskmaster. 2 00:00:34,350 --> 00:00:35,919 But what is Taskmaster? 3 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:39,559 Well, it's a chance for me to flex my massive comedic muscles, 4 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,639 and for some other, smaller comedians 5 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:45,279 to undertake some fatuous yet fantastical tasks for me. 6 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,639 It's basically a comedy food chain. 7 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:48,939 Let's meet them now. 8 00:00:48,940 --> 00:00:52,119 He's looked exactly the same for nearly 60 years... 9 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,420 I've seen baby pictures.
