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Taskmaster Eighth Season English Subtitles

 Taskmaster Eighth Season

Series Info:

Released: 01 Aug 2015
Runtime: 60 min
Genre: Comedy
Director: N/A
Actors: Greg Davies, Alex Horne
Country: UK
Rating: 9.0

Overview:

Five comedians are set tasks challenging their creativity and wit. The tasks are supervised by Alex Horne but the Taskmaster, Greg Davies, always has the final word.

Oct 13, 2021 02:40:08 RedP English 18

Release Name:

Taskmaster - Complete Eighth Season [SDH]

Release Info:

I think these came from Channel 4. Someone may have removed the colored dialogue markers, I've only machine cleaned it so far. If so, an updated edit will eventually follow. Contains HI. Credit for the subs I started with - u/tribbletown 
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1 00:00:11,420 --> 00:00:13,540 Ooh! KLAXON SOUNDS 2 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:17,740 No! 3 00:00:19,460 --> 00:00:21,260 Ugh! Agh! Agh! 4 00:00:28,460 --> 00:00:30,460 {\an4}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 5 00:00:34,580 --> 00:00:40,580 'Hello, hello, hello, everyone, and an almighty welcome to the eighth manifestation of Taskmaster. 6 00:00:40,620 --> 00:00:43,620 There are five fresh, funny foes waiting over there, 7 00:00:43,660 --> 00:00:46,740 vying to vanquish and take home my titillating tete! 8 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:49,580 So, please, give them a scalding-hot welcome. 9 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:52,780 Iain Stirling! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oct 12, 2021 19:38:36 92.41KB Download Translate

1 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,040 Hello! 2 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,120 And welcome to that Taskmaster show. 3 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:42,440 It's only episode two, so, as things are still fresh and exciting, 4 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:45,000 let's press on and enjoy it while it lasts. 5 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:50,000 Your five champion candidates are Iain Stirling, 6 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:52,400 Joe Thomas, 7 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:53,960 Lou Sanders, 8 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,720 Paul Sinha 9 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:58,440 and Sian Gibson! 10

Oct 12, 2021 19:38:36 94.81KB Download Translate

1 00:00:23,540 --> 00:00:26,060 {\an1}APPLAUSE 2 00:00:32,580 --> 00:00:35,540 Thank you. You shouldn't have, but you have. 3 00:00:35,580 --> 00:00:38,340 Welcome to Taskmaster with me, your task master, Greg Davies. 4 00:00:38,380 --> 00:00:41,380 People often ask me, "What if the tables were turned? 5 00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:43,596 "How would you like it? How would you feel?" 6 00:00:43,620 --> 00:00:47,420 'These are great questions, but it will never happen, so stop asking me! 7 00:00:47,460 --> 00:00:50,820 Because it's these people who are taking on my tasks 8 00:00:50,860 --> 00:00:54,820 'for the ultimate honour of raising aloft this handsome face-shaped trophy. 9

Oct 12, 2021 19:38:36 113.13KB Download Translate

1 00:00:03,980 --> 00:00:05,140 {\an1}SHE GASPS 2 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:12,540 Ooh! 3 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:13,940 {\an1}HOOT! 4 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:17,540 Argh! 5 00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:21,060 Ah! No! Wah! 6 00:00:26,100 --> 00:00:28,140 {\an1}APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 7 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,540 Hello, everybody. I am Greg Davies. 8 00:00:36,580 --> 00:00:38,980 Come, take my hand and run, 9 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:42,780 as I guide you through the giddy pleasure fields of Taskmaster. 10 00:00:42,820 --> 00:00:44,780 Forget about

Oct 12, 2021 19:38:36 92.14KB Download Translate

1 00:00:02,510 --> 00:00:05,070 {\an1}LIVELY THEME MUSIC SHE GASPS 2 00:00:11,070 --> 00:00:13,190 {\an1}HE MOANS HORN BLARES 3 00:00:15,150 --> 00:00:16,910 POPPING SOUND Argh! 4 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:19,070 {\an1}BIRD CAWS 5 00:00:19,110 --> 00:00:20,910 Argh! SHE SQUEALS 6 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:25,910 {\an1}CHEERING / APPLAUSE 7 00:00:33,110 --> 00:00:35,750 AUDIENCE CHEERS Hello! 8 00:00:35,790 --> 00:00:40,430 Welcome! Welcome, everyone. I'm Greg Davies. This is Taskmaster. 9 00:00:40,470 --> 00:00:43,070 We reach the halfway point at the end of today's show, 10 00:00:43,110 --> 00:00:45,110

Oct 12, 2021 19:38:36 95.03KB Download Translate

1 00:00:23,090 --> 00:00:26,010 APPLAUSE 2 00:00:33,490 --> 00:00:37,050 Hi, hello and welcome! 3 00:00:37,090 --> 00:00:38,730 That's fine! 4 00:00:38,770 --> 00:00:40,810 You're watching Taskmaster 5 00:00:40,850 --> 00:00:43,026 and pretty soon you'll be watching five funny folk 6 00:00:43,050 --> 00:00:45,450 completing tasks for the Taskmaster! 7 00:00:45,490 --> 00:00:49,090 'But right now, you're watching the Taskmaster introduce those five funny folk! 8 00:00:49,130 --> 00:00:52,010 Here they are! Please welcome Iain Stirling! 9 00:00:52,050 --> 00:00:53,890 Joe Thomas!

Oct 12, 2021 19:38:36 97.77KB Download Translate

1 00:00:11,020 --> 00:00:12,340 {\an1}HE GASPS 2 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:13,740 {\an1}HOOTER GOES OFF 3 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:17,340 {\an1}HE YELLS 4 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:20,860 {\an1}YELLING AND SHRIEKING 5 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:25,580 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 6 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:36,580 Yes. Hello. 7 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:39,580 Thank you and welcome to Taskmaster 8 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:42,460 and a warm welcome it is, too, because I am in a very good mood. 9 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:45,260 There's going to be some very generous scoring today, 10 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:47,740

Oct 12, 2021 19:38:36 91.36KB Download Translate

1 00:00:04,060 --> 00:00:06,060 {\an1}SHE GASPS 2 00:00:11,300 --> 00:00:12,620 Whuhh! 3 00:00:12,660 --> 00:00:14,020 {\an1}HORN 4 00:00:16,580 --> 00:00:18,780 Arghh! 5 00:00:18,820 --> 00:00:20,420 Ahh! 6 00:00:20,460 --> 00:00:21,740 Wheeh! 7 00:00:24,020 --> 00:00:26,140 {\an1}APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 8 00:00:35,860 --> 00:00:39,580 Hello! Thank you and welcome to the show! 9 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:42,980 Taskmaster - a competition of wit, bravery and of quick thinking. 10 00:00:43,020 --> 00:00:45,860

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1 00:00:03,780 --> 00:00:04,940 {\an1}SHE GASPS 2 00:00:11,020 --> 00:00:12,340 Ooh! 3 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:13,740 {\an1}HOOT! 4 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:17,340 Argh! 5 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:20,860 Ah! No! Wah! 6 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:27,940 {\an1}APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 7 00:00:33,340 --> 00:00:34,900 Hello! 8 00:00:34,940 --> 00:00:36,660 And welcome. 9 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:38,980 I'm fine, thanks for asking. 10 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:42,660 It's episode nine, which means it's the dying stages of competition,

Oct 12, 2021 19:38:36 95.95KB Download Translate

1 00:00:03,930 --> 00:00:05,090 {\an1}SHE GASPS 2 00:00:11,170 --> 00:00:12,490 Ooh! 3 00:00:12,530 --> 00:00:13,890 {\an1}HOOT! 4 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:17,490 Argh! 5 00:00:19,210 --> 00:00:21,010 Ah! No! Wah! 6 00:00:26,050 --> 00:00:28,090 {\an1}APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 7 00:00:33,130 --> 00:00:34,810 {\an1}APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 8 00:00:34,850 --> 00:00:39,290 It is the Series Eight Taskmaster Grand Final! 9 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:42,770 {\an1}APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 10 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:46,290 The wait is over.