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Taskmaster Eighth Season English Subtitles

 Taskmaster Eighth Season

Series Info:

Released: 01 Aug 2015
Runtime: 60 min
Genre: Comedy
Director: N/A
Actors: Greg Davies, Alex Horne
Country: UK
Rating: 9.0

Overview:

Five comedians are set tasks challenging their creativity and wit. The tasks are supervised by Alex Horne but the Taskmaster, Greg Davies, always has the final word.

Oct 13, 2021 02:40:08 RedP English 11

Release Name:

Taskmaster - Complete Eighth Season

Release Info:

I think these came from Channel 4. Someone may have removed the colored dialogue markers, I've only machine cleaned it so far, the HI removal might have removed some things it shouldn't have. If so, an updated edit will eventually follow. Credit for the subs I started with - u/tribbletown 
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Oct 12, 2021 19:37:56 79.16KB Download Translate

1 00:00:11,420 --> 00:00:13,540 Ooh! KLAXON SOUNDS 2 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:17,740 No! 3 00:00:19,460 --> 00:00:21,260 Ugh! Agh! Agh! 4 00:00:34,580 --> 00:00:36,788 'Hello, hello, hello, everyone, 5 00:00:36,812 --> 00:00:40,580 and an almighty welcome to the eighth manifestation of Taskmaster. 6 00:00:40,620 --> 00:00:43,620 There are five fresh, funny foes waiting over there, 7 00:00:43,660 --> 00:00:46,740 vying to vanquish and take home my titillating tete! 8 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:49,580 So, please, give them a scalding-hot welcome. 9 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:52,780 Iain Stirling!

Oct 12, 2021 19:37:56 90.43KB Download Translate

1 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,040 Hello! 2 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,120 And welcome to that Taskmaster show. 3 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:42,440 It's only episode two, so, as things are still fresh and exciting, 4 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:45,000 let's press on and enjoy it while it lasts. 5 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:50,000 Your five champion candidates are Iain Stirling, 6 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:52,400 Joe Thomas, 7 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:53,960 Lou Sanders, 8 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,720 Paul Sinha 9 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:58,440 and Sian Gibson! 10

Oct 12, 2021 19:37:56 91.65KB Download Translate

1 00:00:32,580 --> 00:00:35,540 Thank you. You shouldn't have, but you have. 2 00:00:35,580 --> 00:00:38,340 Welcome to Taskmaster with me, your task master, Greg Davies. 3 00:00:38,380 --> 00:00:41,380 People often ask me, "What if the tables were turned? 4 00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:43,596 "How would you like it? How would you feel?" 5 00:00:43,620 --> 00:00:47,420 'These are great questions, but it will never happen, so stop asking me! 6 00:00:47,460 --> 00:00:50,820 Because it's these people who are taking on my tasks 7 00:00:50,860 --> 00:00:54,820 'for the ultimate honour of raising aloft this handsome face-shaped trophy. 8 00:00:54,860 --> 00:00:57,620 Please welcome them. They are Iain Stirling...

Oct 12, 2021 19:37:56 105.45KB Download Translate

1 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:12,540 Ooh! 2 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:17,540 Argh! 3 00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:21,060 Ah! No! Wah! 4 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,540 Hello, everybody. I am Greg Davies. 5 00:00:36,580 --> 00:00:38,980 Come, take my hand and run, 6 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:42,780 as I guide you through the giddy pleasure fields of Taskmaster. 7 00:00:42,820 --> 00:00:44,780 Forget about all the bad things in life, 8 00:00:44,820 --> 00:00:48,620 let's rip off our shirts, hold each other tightly and work up a sweat 9 00:00:48,660 --> 00:00:51,020 as we glide through my land. 10

Oct 12, 2021 19:37:56 80.6KB Download Translate

1 00:00:15,150 --> 00:00:16,910 POPPING SOUND Argh! 2 00:00:19,110 --> 00:00:20,910 Argh! SHE SQUEALS 3 00:00:33,110 --> 00:00:35,750 AUDIENCE CHEERS Hello! 4 00:00:35,790 --> 00:00:40,430 Welcome! Welcome, everyone. I'm Greg Davies. This is Taskmaster. 5 00:00:40,470 --> 00:00:43,070 We reach the halfway point at the end of today's show, 6 00:00:43,110 --> 00:00:45,110 then the downhill race begins 7 00:00:45,150 --> 00:00:47,830 as five people hurtle towards the ultimate career goal 8 00:00:47,870 --> 00:00:51,590 of becoming a Taskmaster champion. They can't aim any higher than that, 9 00:00:51,630 --> 00:00:53,630 because the next rung on the ladder

Oct 12, 2021 19:37:56 92.26KB Download Translate

1 00:00:33,490 --> 00:00:37,050 Hi, hello and welcome! 2 00:00:37,090 --> 00:00:38,730 That's fine! 3 00:00:38,770 --> 00:00:40,810 You're watching Taskmaster 4 00:00:40,850 --> 00:00:43,026 and pretty soon you'll be watching five funny folk 5 00:00:43,050 --> 00:00:45,450 completing tasks for the Taskmaster! 6 00:00:45,490 --> 00:00:49,090 'But right now, you're watching the Taskmaster introduce those five funny folk! 7 00:00:49,130 --> 00:00:52,010 Here they are! Please welcome Iain Stirling! 8 00:00:52,050 --> 00:00:53,890 Joe Thomas! 9 00:00:53,930 --> 00:00:55,610 Lou Sanders!

Oct 12, 2021 19:37:56 94.07KB Download Translate

1 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:36,580 Yes. Hello. 2 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:39,580 Thank you and welcome to Taskmaster 3 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:42,460 and a warm welcome it is, too, because I am in a very good mood. 4 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:45,260 There's going to be some very generous scoring today, 5 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:47,740 lots of positivity, no harsh judgements, 6 00:00:47,780 --> 00:00:49,500 loads of extra bonus points. 7 00:00:49,540 --> 00:00:52,460 And what I've just described is a dream I had last night. 8 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:55,020 I woke up in a cold sweat and I've been furious ever since. 9 00:00:55,060 --> 00:00:57,420 I'm so full of hate!

Oct 12, 2021 19:37:56 88.36KB Download Translate

1 00:00:11,300 --> 00:00:12,620 Whuhh! 2 00:00:16,580 --> 00:00:18,780 Arghh! 3 00:00:18,820 --> 00:00:20,420 Ahh! 4 00:00:20,460 --> 00:00:21,740 Wheeh! 5 00:00:35,860 --> 00:00:39,580 Hello! Thank you and welcome to the show! 6 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:42,980 Taskmaster - a competition of wit, bravery and of quick thinking. 7 00:00:43,020 --> 00:00:45,860 A contest where the agile and the nimble come out on top, 8 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:49,020 a celebration of artistic flair, strength and determination 9 00:00:49,060 --> 00:00:51,700 until these five people came along!

Oct 12, 2021 19:37:56 97.35KB Download Translate

1 00:00:11,020 --> 00:00:12,340 Ooh! 2 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:17,340 Argh! 3 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:20,860 Ah! No! Wah! 4 00:00:33,340 --> 00:00:34,900 Hello! 5 00:00:34,940 --> 00:00:36,660 And welcome. 6 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:38,980 I'm fine, thanks for asking. 7 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:42,660 It's episode nine, which means it's the dying stages of competition, 8 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:44,860 {\an3}and I'm dying to introduce you 9 00:00:44,900 --> 00:00:48,100 {\an3}to the people dying to win my gold-dyed face. 10 00:00:48,140 --> 00:00:52,380

Oct 12, 2021 19:37:56 88.27KB Download Translate

1 00:00:11,170 --> 00:00:12,490 Ooh! 2 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:17,490 Argh! 3 00:00:19,210 --> 00:00:21,010 Ah! No! Wah! 4 00:00:34,850 --> 00:00:39,290 It is the Series Eight Taskmaster Grand Final! 5 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:46,290 The wait is over. At the end of tonight's show, 6 00:00:46,330 --> 00:00:49,210 someone will take home THIS majestic trophy, 7 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,290 forged from the bones of Adonis, 8 00:00:51,330 --> 00:00:53,170 and go home a champion. 9 00:00:53,210 --> 00:00:55,770 But which of our battle-scarred five will it be?