Support Your Local Sheriff! English Subtitles

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(PLAYING ROCK OF AGES)

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We are gathered here today to consign
the mortal remains of Millard Frymore,

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or whatever his name really was.

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I ain't really got a lot
to say about Millard

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because he only rode amongst us
two days ago,

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and was promptly struck down

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by whatever deadly disease it was
struck him down.

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We can only hope that whatever
deadly disease it was,

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it wasn't particularly contagious.