Special English Subtitles

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[upbeat music playing]

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-[grunts]
-[music stops]

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Do you need help?

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I can go get my parents for you.

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[sighs]

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Nope.

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I'm fine.

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Hey, you're walking funny.

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You need to go to the hospital, mister.

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That's not from my fall.

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[theme music playing]

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Wow.

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There are a lot of assholes on here.

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[door opens]

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Mom!

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[murmurs]

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[Ryan] Hey.

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[Ryan] Rear Window.

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What are you doing over there?

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[chuckles] The Neighborhood
Watch Committee

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[indistinct chatter]

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Next.

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Hi!

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Ew! What the hell?!

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That barista just let these people
cut in line.

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Yeah, it's 'cause they're
free scone people.

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Huh?

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Kim, there are two types of people
in this world.

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Those who get free scones

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[theme song playing]

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Oh, hey. I thought you left.

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[Karen sighs]

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I forgot the end table. [sighs]

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Get off of your phone and help me.

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Sorry, I'm just texting an invite
for my housewarming party.

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And...

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-sent.
-Housewarming? Ooh!

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You can't come.

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[soft music playing]

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Hi.

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Hi.

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I like waking up next to you
every morning.

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I'm kind of on the fence about it.

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[Karen chuckles]

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[gasps] Oh, God, it's 10:30.

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Oh, my God.

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I didn't think it was physically possible
for me to sleep this late.

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[theme song playing]

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So I've made a really important decision.

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What?

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I'm not getting bangs.

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Oh, thank God.

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Oh, Ry!

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[Kim] Climbing your way to the top!

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Check it out!

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Your article about your car accident
is still poppin' off.

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[Ryan] Ooh, love!

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[Carey] Wait for it. Wait for it...

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[people laughing in video]

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[laughing]

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All right.

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I think we've officially reached
the final stop

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of the YouTube K-hole tour.

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All right.

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Maybe we should...

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you know, go do something.

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What do you want to do?

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[instrumental music playing]

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[sighs]

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Ryan, look what I got for you.

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Now, you're only allowed to have
one slice, my little honey hog.

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What is this?

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Your article about getting hit by a car

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just became the most viewed article
in the site's history.

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[Olivia] Second is Samantha's essay about
not actually caring when her grandma died.

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She really wasn't that great.

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