South Park - Thirteenth Season English Subtitles

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{116}{182}{Y:b}SOUTH PARK|Season 13- Episode 01: The Ring
{186}{272}I'm going down to South Park,|gunna have myself a time.
{276}{349}Friendly faces everywhere,|humble folks without temptation.
{353}{428}Going down to South Park,|gonna leave my woes behind.
{432}{507}Ample parking day or night,|people sparring HOWDY NEIGHBOR!
{511}{586}Headin' up to South Park|gunna see if I can't unwind.
{590}{669}I like girls with big fat titties,|I like girls with big vaginas!
{673}{779}So come on down to South Park and|meet some friends O' mine!
{868}{912}Would you look at that?
{915}{971}It's just incredible, isn't it?
{975}{1008}I still can't believe it!
{1012}{1052}Even know it's right|there in front of me.
{1056}{1121}Yeah, it's just so... astounding!
{1124}{1215}Well believe it, friends.|The impossible has happened.
{1219}{1279}Kenny has a girlfriend.
{1283}{1322}Yeah, a 5-grade girlfriend.
{1325}{1387}This is serious. They been going out|for almost two weeks now.
{1391}{1452}S-so, w-who is she?|- Her name is Tammy Warner.
{1454}{1535}She's the only girl in school who's|family is actually poorer than Kenny's.
{1543}{1607}It's really kind of beautiful,|if you'll ask me.
{1611}{1677}You, guys! You, guys,|I think we have a big problem!
{1681}{1718}What?
{1719}{1790}Well, apparently Kenny|has a girlfriend!
{1794}{1841}Yeah dude, Tammy Warner,|she is a fifth-grader.
{1845}{1878}Does Kenny like her?
{1882}{1941}I guess so, she's like his|first will girlfriend ever.
{1945}{1984}Oh no, oh geez!
{1988}{2013}Butters, what's the problem?
{2017}{2100}I've just talked to Brian Dickson.|Tammy Warner is bad news.
{2103}{2145}All the 5-graders call her a slut.
{2149}{2254}One of a kind she gave this kid Dorski|a BJ in a parking lot of TGI Fridays.
{2263}{2335}What?|- It's true! Ask anybody at 5-th grade!
{2339}{2380}Tammy Warner is a total slut!
{2384}{2410}That bitch!
{2414}{2485}Kenny's gave his heart to her|and she just gonna throw it in face.
{2489}{2523}Well, Kenny deserves to know, fellas.
{2527}{2633}If you guys found up my girlfriend was|a raging whore I'd want you t-to tell me.
{2671}{2764}All right... come on, guys.
{2768}{2827}Hey, Jimmy. What's a BJ?