South Park - Second Season English Subtitles

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[murmurs]

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- Hi, I'm Trey Parker.
- And I'm Matt Stone.

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And we're Trey Parker
and Matt Stone,

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and this is "Terrance and
Phillip: Not Without My Anus,"

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which is our favorite episode,
and it really is.

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I know we always say that,

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but this one really is
our favorite episode.

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This, uh... we did this show
last year.

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# Dog dance, dog dance,
doing the dog dance #

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# Dog dance, dog dance #

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# If you want your medicine,
do the dog dance #

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# Dog dance, dog dance #

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Oh, hello, back already?

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Well, as you can see,

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that episode is what we
in the business refer to

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as a "cliffhanger".

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To find out who Cartman's
father was,

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One, two, three, four.

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[growling, singing
death metal indistinctly]

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[rock acoustic guitar music]
[singing gibberish]

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# I'ma say, hey #

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# Death live long,
death come for you! #

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[yelling, singing gibberish]

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# Baby, you don't know,
you don't know me! #

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# I don't know you! #

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# You know nothing! #

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[upbeat acoustic guitar music]

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##

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# Let's raise the roof,
whoo-whoo #

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# Let's raise the roof #

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# Whoo-whoo-whoo #

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# Raise the roof,
whoo-whoo #

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# Yeah, boy, yeah, boy #

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# Say oh #

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[together]
# Oh #

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[upbeat acoustic guitar music]

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[singing indistinctly]

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##

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##

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Oh, hi, everybody.

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You just caught Matt and I
doing what we love to do most,

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entertaining senior citizens at
a retirement home.

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Say hi to the "South Park"
fans, gang.

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Say hi to the "South Park"
fans, I said!

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[guitar strumming]

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[off-key] # Ooh, can't wait
to touch your body #

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# Ooh, girl,
make sweet love to you #

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# All night long #

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# Yeah, your butt is so fine #

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# Want to use it like a pillow
all the time #

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Oh. Well, that episode was
a hoot and a holler, wasn't it?

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That is a great episode,

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but this next episode
is our favorite episode.

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[cheers and applause]

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Hello, everybody.
I'm Matt Stone.

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And I'm Trey Parker.
This here is Macon.

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Say hi, old fella.
[pig oinking]

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We're back to show you
the versatility and nutrition

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of one of nature's
perfect foods...

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both: Bacon!

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[cheers and applause]

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That's right,

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[cheers and applause]
Wow. What a great episode.

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And look, Trey, our bacon
is cooked just right...

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Not too soggy, not too crisp.

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Well, I've got the bread and
French dressing all prepared.

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So we remove the bacon...

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like so.

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Then we cover sparingly
with French dressing...

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put on the other slice
of bread...

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and garnish.

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[light music]

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Hello, everyone.
I'm Matt Stone.

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And I'm Trey Parker.
And we're...

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both: Cooking bacon!

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[applause]

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And here to help us is
our old pal, Macon.

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Say hi, Macon.
[oinks]

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Well, today's dish is called
Northern Wyoming Bacon Loaf.

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All: Ooh.

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[applause]
What a great episode.

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Yep, and we're back
just in time to check up

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on Northern Wyoming bacon loaf.

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Say, that looks
bacon-licious.

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[laughter]

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Now all we have to do
is garnish.

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[pig squeals]

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Hey, Macon's going crazy.

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Hold on, buddy.
This one's for you.

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[cheers and applause]

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Hello, everyone.
I'm Trey Parker.

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And I'm Matt Stone, and
we're doing what we do best...

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all: Bakin' bacon with Macon!

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That's right,
and here to help us

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is our old buddy, Macon.

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[Macon oinks, crowd cheers]

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Nobody likes bakin' bacon
more than Macon.

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That's true,
if someone's bakin' bacon,

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Wow, what a great episode.

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And what great timing.

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Our Western Idaho
bacon casserole is ready.

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[audience oohs]

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Now, that looks baconlicious.

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Now all we have to do
is dish it out

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and garnish with
a side of bacon.

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[pig snorting]

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Oh, Macon, feels left out.
He needs some bacon.

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[upbeat music]

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# I'm going down to South Park #

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# Gonna have myself a time #

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Both: # Friendly faces
everywhere #

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# Humble folks
without temptation #

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# Going down to South Park #

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# Gonna leave my woes behind #

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# Ample parking day or night #

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# People spouting
"Howdy neighbor" #

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[twangy music]

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# I'm going down to South Park #

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# Gonna have myself a time #

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# Friendly faces everywhere #

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# Humble folks
without temptation #

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# Going down to South Park #

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# Gonna leave my woes behind #

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# Ample parking day or night #

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# People spouting:
"Howdy neighbor!" #

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The following program
is brought to you

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in Spooky Vision...
Be warned:

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all scenes will be accompanied
by pictures

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of Barbra Streisand.

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[screams]

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[twangy music]

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[bloodcurdling scream]

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# I'm going down to South Park #

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# Gonna have myself a time #

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# I'm going down to South Park #

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# Gonna have myself a time #

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# Friendly faces everywhere #

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# Humble folks
without temptation #

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# Going down to South Park #

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# Gonna leave my woes behind #

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# Ample parking day or night #

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# People spouting
"howdy neighbor" #

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# Headed on up to South Park #

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# I'm going down to South Park #

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# Gonna have myself a time #

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# Friendly faces everywhere #

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# Humble folks
without temptation #

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# Going down to South Park #

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# Gonna leave my woes behind #

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# Ample parking day or night #

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# People spouting
"howdy, neighbor"! #

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# Headed on up to South Park #

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# I'm going down to South Park #

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# Gonna have myself a time #

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# Friendly faces everywhere #

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# Humble folks
without temptation #

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# Going down to South Park #

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# Gonna leave my woes behind #

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# Ample parking day or night #

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# People spouting
"howdy, neighbor" #

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# Heading on up to South Park #

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