South Park - Fifteenth Season English Subtitles

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Oh, my God!

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Isn't it awesome having
an iPad, you guys?

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Hey, Bebe, where's your iPad?

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Oh, right. You're not cool enough.

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Hey, hey, you see my iPad, Token?

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Funny, you don't seem to have one.

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I thought your family was rich!

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You dumbasses have to play four square

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'cause you don't have iPads!

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Oh, what should I do on my iPad next?

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Here you go! Here you go!

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Don't forget to vote, everyone!

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Here you go, fellas.

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Be sure to get these handed in tomorrow.

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What's this?

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Every student needs
to go home and vote

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on their favorite choice in each category:

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Favorite comedy actor,
favorite comedy movie.

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And then on Friday
during lunch and recess,

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♪ Welcome, oh, welcome ♪

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♪ To our little play ♪

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♪ It's our hope that you all ♪

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♪ Learn something today ♪

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♪ I am a tooth ♪

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♪ So white and so strong ♪

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♪ I am a toothbrush ♪

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♪ My bristles are long ♪

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♪ Together we work ♪

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♪ To keep the bad guy away ♪

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And so then, and so then it turns out

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the Terminator secretly
had a kid ten years ago,

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meaning Terminator
could be his own father.

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And then Skeletor gets
angry and wants to fight him!

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No, dude, that's not
the trailer for Terminator 5.

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That really happened.

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Skeletor's real?

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No, dude, that's not Skeletor.

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That's Terminator's wife.

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That one was smelly!

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Take this, Dali Terrance!

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Dude, this is probably

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the best episode they've ever done!

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I know! This is awesome!

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Oh! I'm so happy!

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Terrance and Phillip will be right back

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after these messages.

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♪ So much suffering ♪

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Oh, no!

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Hello, sir.

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Postman Butters
with a special delivery for you.

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What's this?

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An all-new sushi restaurant
just opened in town.

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- Try their lunch specials.
- Thanks.

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You can count on Postman Butters.

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Special delivery, ma'am.
Here you are, sir.

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Brand-new sushi restaurant in town.

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A flyer for you from Postman Butters.

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Happy birthday to you ♪

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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

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♪ Happy birthday, dear Stan ♪

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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

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All right, now come on.

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Open presents. Open presents!

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Yeah, open mine first, Stan.

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- It's the red one.
- Where's mine?

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Where's mine?
Where's mine? Where's mine?

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That's funny. I like that!

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Big Harry and Mike in the morning

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talking about the new hit movie...

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It's a great comedy.

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It's starring... and.

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I saw the movie last night, Big Harry,

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and it made me laugh so hard!

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This movie is about a...

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Who's suddenly all like...

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Oh, that's funny. That's real funny.

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All right, ya'll, keep your eyes
peeled and your guns ready.

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There's a heap of Mexicans out there

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who want nothing more
than to sneak past our border,

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and we got to stop 'em!

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Eric, you want to say hi to Grandpa?

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Not now, Mom! We're playing
Texans versus Mexicans! Gah!

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All right, patrol, you all know the drill.

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Not one Mexican is
to get past this border.

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Not a single one! Yee-haw!

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You guys! Oh, my God, you guys!

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You're never gonna guess what!

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Seriously, you guys, guess what!

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- What?
- You guys, you know Pete Melman?

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Fourth grade. Mr. Bard's class?

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- The blond kid?
- Yeah, yeah, Pete Melman.

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What about him?

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He crapped his pants
today during social studies.

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He had to go to the nurse's office

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I mean, look, guys,
I know it was just the Dolphins,

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but Tebow is definitely
our quarterback of the future.

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What'd you think, Nelson?

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I didn't see the game.

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You didn't see the game?

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What the hell were you doing?

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Took the wife down to Denver
to see that new musical in town.

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A musical?

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Nelson couldn't watch football

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Last week, the students of this school

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participated
in the presidential fitness test.

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I'm sad to announce that
South Park Elementary

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scored the lowest in health and fitness

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in the entire country.

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On the whole,
you students actually scored fine.

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But the president's fitness test

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is scored on a school-wide average,

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and one fourth grader
at this school scored so low—

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Okay, children, let's all take our seats.

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As you all know,
Thanksgiving is only two weeks away.

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And so the school has
arranged for a lecture

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from a real live Native American.

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Oh, neat-o! Huh, fellas?

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Hello, boys and girls.

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My name is David
"Running Horse" Sawitzki.

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And I am 1/16 Cherokee Indian.

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Does that mean we only have
to pay 1/16 attention to you?

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You think you're man enough
to fight me, you little shits?

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Yeah, 'cause you're
a drunk piece of shit, Dad!

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You're both drunk pieces of shit!

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Both of you sit the fuck down!

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- Shut up!
- They're noisy!

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Fuck you, bitch!

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You son a bitch!

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They're nasty!

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You done spilt that on my titties, skank!

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