Soldier's Girl English Subtitles

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Ladies and gentlemen...

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And all of the rest of you...

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Welcome to the miss Tennessee.

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Entertainer of the year pageant!

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If you take a girl home.

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Tonight and you find that her
clitoris is just a touch

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too prominent, and her ovaries
are hanging really low,

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you might've ended up with
one of our contestants.

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Let us meet our judges.

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