So NoTORIous - First Season English Subtitles
Series Info:
Overview:
A parody of the life of Tori Spelling, by Tori Spelling.
Release Name:
So.NoTORIous.S01.COMPLETE.DVDRip.x264-ZYURANGER
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Converted Closed Captions to SRTs.
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1 00:00:05,460 --> 00:00:06,960 Wow, you're so down-to-earth. 2 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,460 You know, I figured you'd be all stuck-up 3 00:00:08,460 --> 00:00:10,230 and only eat at places like Spago. 4 00:00:10,230 --> 00:00:12,930 Are you kidding? I love the food here. 5 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:14,800 Yeah, I figured when you went for that third burrito. 6 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,300 Anyway, I would never ask 7 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:17,800 something like this, 8 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,300 but I think it's okay because how well we connect. 9 00:00:20,300 --> 00:00:22,210 Uh-huh.
1 00:00:01,800 --> 00:00:03,300 So I'm in the middle of closing, 2 00:00:03,300 --> 00:00:05,300 and he just pulls out. 3 00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:06,800 I'm sorry. You're still in real estate, 4 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,800 or is this your date with Micropenis? 5 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,070 Come on, you guys, can we go, please? 6 00:00:10,070 --> 00:00:11,840 Tori, I still have half an espresso. 7 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:12,770 Just go to the bathroom. 8 00:00:12,770 --> 00:00:14,670 Janey, we are in a restaurant. 9 00:00:14,670 --> 00:00:16,180 I just ate a huge meal.
1 00:00:01,380 --> 00:00:02,790 Huh. 2 00:00:04,290 --> 00:00:06,260 [Mimi growls] 3 00:00:06,260 --> 00:00:08,760 Mimi, you are supposed to be dieting. 4 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:10,290 I don't think bacon strips are gonna help you 5 00:00:10,290 --> 00:00:12,360 fit into your Mark Jacobs. 6 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:15,770 Fine. We'll just go back to the water pills. 7 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:23,940 [silverware clattering] 8 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:29,380 Hi. 9 00:00:29,380 --> 00:00:31,450 Oh, my God, I needed eggs so bad.
1 00:00:03,300 --> 00:00:04,810 (Janey) Whoo! 2 00:00:04,810 --> 00:00:07,780 Finally a real premiere and not just some crappy-ass movie. 3 00:00:07,780 --> 00:00:08,740 I know, right? 4 00:00:08,740 --> 00:00:10,910 What are we seeing, anyway? Ocean's 13? 5 00:00:10,910 --> 00:00:12,980 I have no idea. All I know is it's a Steven Soderbergh movie. 6 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:13,980 And wherever Steve Soderbergh goes, 7 00:00:13,980 --> 00:00:15,480 my man clan is sure to follow. 8 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:16,920 Man clan? 9 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:17,990 Yeah.
1 00:00:01,380 --> 00:00:02,950 You know, Tor? 2 00:00:02,950 --> 00:00:04,950 If you didn't spend all your money at Neiman's, 3 00:00:04,950 --> 00:00:06,960 you might be able to afford a house. 4 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,460 Yeah. 5 00:00:08,460 --> 00:00:10,460 Then what would I wear? 6 00:00:14,630 --> 00:00:15,630 Is he looking? 7 00:00:15,630 --> 00:00:17,130 Yeah, yeah, and he's coming back for more. 8 00:00:17,130 --> 00:00:18,130 Mm-hmm. Take my bags. 9 00:00:18,130 --> 00:00:20,140 What am I, your assistant?
1 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:05,300 I'm starting to thing these shorts are too casual. 2 00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:07,310 Tori, you should be taking fashion risks. 3 00:00:07,310 --> 00:00:09,310 Do you want to look like one of those frumpy Olsens 4 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:11,110 or that horrible woman married to the President? 5 00:00:11,110 --> 00:00:13,680 I know. It's just these things make me really insecure. 6 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,650 Pu-lease. You're the only person here 7 00:00:15,650 --> 00:00:18,750 not being held together by double-sided tape. 8 00:00:18,750 --> 00:00:22,350 (M.C.) Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Tori Spelling.
1 00:00:02,810 --> 00:00:05,810 "Happy Mother's Day to the world's best mom. 2 00:00:05,810 --> 00:00:07,810 "My dearest mother, on your special day. 3 00:00:07,810 --> 00:00:09,310 I love you, Mom." 4 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:11,820 Who says these things? 5 00:00:11,820 --> 00:00:14,790 People who like their mothers? 6 00:00:14,790 --> 00:00:17,860 Why can't there just be a card that's nice and polite? 7 00:00:17,850 --> 00:00:19,760 And distant. 8 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:21,460 Some people say mothers are like angels. 9 00:00:21,460 --> 00:00:22,530 Please.
1 00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:03,590 Oh, my God, I missed you guys so much. 2 00:00:03,590 --> 00:00:04,590 So sweet of you to plan this. 3 00:00:04,590 --> 00:00:06,860 Um, we didn't plan this, Tori, you did. 4 00:00:06,860 --> 00:00:08,120 I did not. 5 00:00:08,120 --> 00:00:09,630 Tori, you called us and suggested that it would be 6 00:00:09,630 --> 00:00:11,130 really nice of us to have a little welcome home party. 7 00:00:11,130 --> 00:00:14,430 Well, you guys, I've been so far away and for so long. 8 00:00:14,430 --> 00:00:16,770 You were on a two-day photo shoot in Rancho Cucamonga. 9 00:00:16,770 --> 00:00:18,770
1 00:00:01,580 --> 00:00:03,590 If you want to move these animals, 2 00:00:03,590 --> 00:00:05,090 they need better packaging. 3 00:00:05,090 --> 00:00:07,590 These wire cages make 'em look like feral beasts. 4 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:09,090 I'm not trying to move them, 5 00:00:09,090 --> 00:00:10,930 I'm trying to find them loving homes. 6 00:00:10,930 --> 00:00:12,630 Oh, they're all much too big. 7 00:00:12,630 --> 00:00:14,460 You don't like animals. 8 00:00:14,460 --> 00:00:17,300 What? Torina, I love them. 9 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:19,140 Hey, guys.
1 00:00:03,290 --> 00:00:04,620 Tori, she's never gonna fit into that. 2 00:00:04,620 --> 00:00:05,590 She's been on The Zone. 3 00:00:05,590 --> 00:00:07,090 It's like trying to squeeze a sausage 4 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,090 back into its casing. 5 00:00:08,090 --> 00:00:10,590 Excuse me, do you have this 6 00:00:10,590 --> 00:00:12,100 just a teensy bit larger? 7 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:13,600 Oh, I'm sorry. 8 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:15,060 We don't carry those sizes. 9 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,600 Did you see that? Sizes.
