Silicon Valley - Third Season English Subtitles

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I just got fired.

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And what about me?

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What about you?

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What about me?

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Okay. That's it.

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I'm going over there right fucking now,
before they leave and...

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Erlich, I'm gonna use your car.

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Jared, you call Ron LaFlamme,
tell him to meet me there.

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Fuck these assholes!

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Well, Richard, according
to all of your test results,

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you are what we
in the medical field call healthy.

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In fact, you've got kind of a glow about you.

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- Oh, really?
- Absolutely.

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You know, if it were medically possible,
I might even think that you were pregnant.

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Of course, I thought
my girlfriend was pregnant,

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and I was sure wrong about that. Whoops!

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Hey, give me that ring back!

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Oh, what a mess.

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Here it is.

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This is your future.

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One of your Pied Piper boxes
would go right here in this rack.

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okay-

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Okay.

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Let me show you the next location
in which we would install one of your boxes.

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Richard,
what the fuck are we doing here?

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I don't like it any more than you do.

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I told Jack we'd come check this place out
and then we'd have a discussion.

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Quite a plan you boys cooked up here.

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Quite a plan.

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I'm not sure what upsets me more,

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that I have four employees
that conspired to commit felony fraud,

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or that I have four employees
that are so stupid

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I found out about it within 30 seconds.

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Hearing it out loud, the first one seems worse.

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We got sales, manufacturing,
design, assembly,

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logistics teams, they're all ready to go.

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Okay, here's another one.

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TechCrunch says, "Laurie Bream
spotted lunching at the Rosewood

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"with yet another rising tech star,
Sam Herron.

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"Could this finally be
the new CEO of Pied Piper?"

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Maybe she's just fucking them all.

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It's been 10 days.
You know what would be nice?

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If I found out what Laurie wanted to do
with my company from her

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instead of the fucking Internet.

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Richard, the accountants

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Okay, one extra-large virgin margarita.

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- Thank you, Richard.
- What took you so long?

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Uh, I actually... Uh, I met a girl.

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It's called the bartender, she works here.

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No, no. It's a real girl.

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And I actually got her real phone number.

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Check you out, Mr. Casanova.

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Where is this individual?

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Um, she's right over there.

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The tall dude?

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Shit. I swear I deleted a picture,

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but when I clicked back to the album,
the icon reappeared, it undeleted itself.

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But I can't get it to happen again, so...

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Hey, Richard, totally out of the blue,

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do you know how
we might be able to find that bug?

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No, Dinesh. We are not releasing the beta.

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We integrated the neural net a week ago.
The platform is full of bugs.

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But that is what a beta is for.

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You give it to people in the real world,
they use it, and that is how we find the bugs.

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From <i>Bloomberg West</i> in San Francisco,
I'm Emily Chang.

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General Keith Alexander is here
to tackle tech's role in counter-terrorism,

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but first, a quick glimpse
with Richard Hendricks,

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founder and CEO of the hot, new
compression platform Pied Piper,

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and Erlich Bachman, Chief Visionary.

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Oh, Emily Chang, it is just splendid
to be here with you at historical Pier 3,

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with a breathtaking view

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of the Embarcadero Center

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and the flag of San Francisco.

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<i>FEMALE NARRATOR'. Tables.</i>

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<i>Tables are made so a person
can sit down and do something.</i>

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<i>Or nothing.</i>

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<i>Any person can sit at a table,</i>

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<i>and if the table
is large enough, many people.</i>

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<i>To make jokes, eat a meal, tell stories.</i>

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<i>Tables are for people
to be together and share.</i>

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<i>And that is why tables are like Pied Piper.</i>

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<i>Grapefruits, postcards, hugs.</i>

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How the fuck does
something like this happen?

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How does an elephant just die?

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He was very old and depressed.

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He'd recently been rescued from the circus,

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but as it turns out,
he actually really loved performing.

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Who gives a fuck about the elephant?

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What about me? This does not look good.

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I'm having a bit of trouble
figuring out how to remove him.

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- He weighs 9,000 pounds.
- Cut it up.