Silicon Valley - Second Season English Subtitles

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Ooh, fuck. Yeah, it doesn't matter.

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Whoa. You okay there, Richard?

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Uh... Yeah, I'm fine.

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Sorry, I can't really throw it any slower.

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Give it another cut, Richard.

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No, I'm fine. I don't want to.

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Maybe someone else wants to. Who's next?

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If someone has to go, I'll go,
but it seems very frightening.

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You sure? You got us for the whole hour.

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- Anyone?

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How can Gavin Belson claim
that he owns Pied Piper?

2
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I mean, this whole lawsuit
is insane, right?

3
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Well, let me ask you something, Richie.

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And I need you to be
totally straight with me.

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Was Pied Piper related in any way

6
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to what you were doing
when you were working at Hooli?

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No. No, not at all.

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I was doing quality assurance
for mobile messaging.

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It had nothing to do with compression.

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This is a good buyout.

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It's way better than what
Gavin offered before.

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And our packages include
nice salaries, cash earn-outs,

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stock in Hooli, which vests after
only four years of working there.

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I mean, this seems
like a pretty good deal, right?

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Hooli?
You really think we'd go work for Hooli?

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What the fuck is wrong with you, Richard?

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What other options do we have?

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We need serious funding

1
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Thanks for coming in
and sitting down with us.

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We're really excited to meet a few
good engineers to join the Pied Piper team.

3
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So, why don't you tell us
a little about yourself?

4
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I don't work before noon.

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Or after 2:00 p.m.

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And I need to bring my dog to work.
Are you dog-friendly?

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Oh, yeah, you can bring your dog to work.

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That's not what I asked.
Are you dog-friendly?

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Um...

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God!

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Damn it.

3
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Again?

4
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Let me ask you something, Richard.

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You sure it's not urine,

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and you're not just wetting the bed?

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Yeah, I'm sure. It's not.

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It's just sweat.

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Well, then the medical
term for what you have

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is "night sweats."

1
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Pardon me, is that seat taken?

2
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Gavin.

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Classic Gavin.

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Let's hope this sucks.

5
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Oh, good. Monica
made it just in time.

6
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Carla, looks like you won't be
the only woman in the house for a change.

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Christ.

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One thing worse than being
the only woman in a company

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- is being one of only two.
- Why's that?

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Hey, welcome to EndFrame.

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Yes, hi. Um, would you just tell your boss

3
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that the CEO of Pied Piper
is here to see them?

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That's the company that they ripped off.

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Sure. And your name is, sir?

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- Erlich Bachman.
- Uh...

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No. I'm Richard Hendricks. I'm the CEO.

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- Oh. Really?
- Yes.

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Why would you assume that he's the CEO?

10

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- That was awesome.
- We just fed our hogs

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to those EndFrame motherfuckers.

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I don't know.

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Oh, shit.

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Richard.

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- I just got a call from Marc at EndFrame.
- Yeah.

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Uh, sorry that that deal
didn't go through, Russ,

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but this bake-off can be huge for us.

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And we should actually get started.
We have a lot of work to do.

1
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Hey, could we get one more round, please?

2
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It's on a tab, Bighetti.

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- Sure. Coming up.
- Cool. Thanks.

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Well, well, look who's the big shot.

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Yeah, big shot.

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How are you guys?
Everything good over at Nucleus?

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Nucleus is dog shit. How do you do it, man?

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You used to be the most useless guy
in the entire Nucleus team,

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but now you run an entire division.

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Hello?

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Can anyone hear me?

3
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This is unbelievable.

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There are 7,000 people watching this
stream, and it's working flawlessly.

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Rebuffering events are below 0.5%.

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Even when his sobbing
shakes the camera,

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there's no blocking at all.

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I mean, the quality is great.

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Why?

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