Sick of It - First season English Subtitles
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Sick of It is a scripted comedy series that sees Karl Pilkington take on two roles - himself, and the voice inside his head, as he muddles through the mundane life he may have led if he hadn't met Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant.
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1 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:06,109 (SIGHS) 2 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:10,311 Norma, how long do you reckon it'll be for me to, you know, 3 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:11,833 get used to not having her around? 4 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:13,638 Oh, I suppose that's up to you. 5 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:17,750 I wasn't expecting her to go just like that. 6 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:20,513 Well, it's no good you going on about it. 7 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:23,950 - I'm not going on about it! - You're constantly whining. 8 00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:26,754 I mean, my husband is lying there in a box 9 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:29,479 and you can't stop talking
1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:03,960 AUTOMATED VOICE: The person you are calling knows you are waiting. 2 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:05,229 Please hold the line. 3 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:11,958 Your call is important to us. Please hold the line. 4 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:16,508 The person you are calling knows you are waiting. 5 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:17,914 Please hold the line. 6 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:23,194 Your call is important to us. Please hold the... 7 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:25,794 MAN: Environment and Communities Department. How can I help you? 8 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:28,714 Yeah, I'm, uh, calling about a noisy neighbour. 9 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:30,552
1 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:06,157 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 2 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:13,393 Honestly, I don't understand why people have to go out in such large groups. 3 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:16,278 Because they like each other. They're friends. 4 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:18,357 Why go out with so many in one hit? 5 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:21,034 Spread them out, there's seven days in a week, what are they doing? 6 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:23,471 - I mean, that fella there on the end. - What? 7 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,791 Is he ever going to speak to the fella on this end all night? 8 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:27,518 What's the point? 9 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:29,592 He's got to send him a text
1 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:13,988 Jesus, I thought this was gonna be a quick job. 2 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,275 You know the problem, don't you? Shelving. 3 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:20,509 Soon as, like, the human race invented shelving, 4 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:22,039 clutter started, cos let's face it, 5 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:24,031 you got a shelf, you got to buy shit to put on it. 6 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:25,872 If you don't have the shelf, you don't have the shit. 7 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,598 It's like a vicious circle. 8 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:30,995 - Norma? - What? 9 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:33,393
1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,434 NEWSREADER: Police are searching for the body and appealing... 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:06,273 Have you heard this? They've brought out tablets that make your farts smell... 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,157 (SHUSHES) 4 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:10,435 They found a severed head 5 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:13,080 behind Holland & Barrett on Kemp Road. 6 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:14,957 Another place I have to avoid. 7 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:18,350 Why? It's only one head, isn't it? If it was five or six, I'd say, 8 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:21,796 "Oh, that's a bit of a worry, avoid the place." But it's one head. 9 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:24,952 I don't care. I won't be going there for a while.
1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:03,235 Oh, God. 2 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:07,669 I'm sick of this. 3 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:10,319 My legs and feet are going numb. 4 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:11,999 INNER SELF: Well, they will be won't they? 5 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,150 You've been sat there for like over 45 minutes. 6 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:17,151 - It's a waiting game, innit? - I know it is, 7 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:18,832 but you're not trying, are you? You're not... 8 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:20,717 You're not giving it your best shot, you've got... 9 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,472 - I am.
