Sex and Zen (玉蒲團之偷情寶鑑 / Yu pu tuan zhi: Tou qing bao jian) English Subtitles

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Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.88,0:01:42.72,Default,,0,0,0,,For 400 years, Yu Putuan remains
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.12,0:01:46.40,Default,,0,0,0,,the best of the top 3 banned books
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.00,0:01:50.97,Default,,0,0,0,,with its depictions of carnal desires
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.56,0:01:58.00,Default,,0,0,0,,There lived a monk in the Yuan Dynasty
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.40,0:02:00.40,Default,,0,0,0,,who always carried a sack
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.88,0:02:03.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Known as the Sack Monk
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.00,0:02:06.89,Default,,0,0,0,,he was well versed in Buddhist sutra
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.68,0:02:11.04,Default,,0,0,0,,A scholar nicknamed Wei Yang Sheng
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.48,0:02:13.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Was licentious by nature
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.00,0:02:18.36,Default,,0,0,0,,He considered celibacy unnatural
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.92,0:02:22.84,Default,,0,0,0,,When he consulted the Sack Monk
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.52,0:02:26.64,Default,,0,0,0,,They got into a heated argument
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.84,0:02:29.36,Default,,0,0,0,,and parted on a sour note
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.80,0:02:31.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Sir
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.80,0:02:35.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Consider your current life
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.24,0:02:38.72,Default,,0,0,0,,If you screw someone's wife or daughter
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.24,0:02:42.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Someone will screw yours
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.20,0:02:44.16,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll get instant retribution
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.88,0:02:46.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought with your eminence
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.68,0:02:47.96,Default,,0,0,0,,You must be very insightful
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.56,0:02:50.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm disappointed with such triteness