Sentouin, Hakenshimasu! (Combatants Will Be Dispatched!) English Subtitles

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Title: Combatants Will Be Dispatched! - 01 [eng]
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.95,0:00:14.87,Main,,0,0,0,,Combat Agent Six.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.87,0:00:15.83,Main,,0,0,0,,Yes, ma'am!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.83,0:00:20.00,Main,,0,0,0,,You will be the vanguard of\Nthe Kisaragi Corporation's forces,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.00,0:00:22.20,Main,,0,0,0,,and our spy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.20,0:00:23.75,Main,,0,0,0,,Yes, ma'am!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.54,0:00:31.25,Main,,0,0,0,,There are several planets in this universe\Nknown to be extremely similar to Earth.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.25,0:00:36.20,Main,,0,0,0,,And we're sending you to one of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.20,0:00:37.70,Main,,0,0,0,,Yes, ma'am!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.79,0:00:42.91,Main,,0,0,0,,Now go, Agent Six!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.91,0:00:45.87,Main,,0,0,0,,Make the whole universe feel our power!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.87,0:00:48.83,Main,,0,0,0,,Sorry, I'm not following any of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.83,0:00:50.62,Main,,0,0,0,,What, specifically,\Nare you "not following"?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.62,0:00:52.12,Main,,0,0,0,,Any of this!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.12,0:00:54.75,Main,,0,0,0,,First, if the technology to go\Nto other planets really existed,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.75,0:00:58.66,Main,,0,0,0,,I'd already be on a planet with nothing\Nbut girls with watermelon-sized tits!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.66,0:00:59.66,Main,,0,0,0,,Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.87,0:01:05.45,Main,,0,0,0,,Listen, I've been turning a blind eye\Nto the weird cosplay and the silly titles,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.45,0:01:09.12,Main,,0,0,0,,but all this "universe" stuff\Nis too much--even for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.12,0:01:11.54,Main,,0,0,0,,D-Don't call my uniform cosplay!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.54,0:01:14.16,Main,,0,0,0,,S-Silly titles?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.16,0:01:18.37,Main,,0,0,0,,How dare you speak that way\Nto two of the three leaders of Kisaragi,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.37,0:01:20.54,Main,,0,0,0,,"Astaroth the Ice Queen" and\N"Belial the Great Flame"?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.54,0:01:22.79,Main,,0,0,0,,Who do you think you're fooling, Yukari?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.79,0:01:26.50,Main,,0,0,0,,Could you do that little performance\Nin front of your parents?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.50,0:01:29.12,Main,,0,0,0,,No talking about parents!\NOr using people's real names!