Scrubs - Sixth Season English Subtitles

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Welcome home, Perry.
Here's the new program.

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You occasionally lift
a finger, helping with Jack.

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And I'm gonna try to keep
from hating the unborn baby

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in my belly that's made my ass
so big,

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I can't fit the whole thing on a
toilet when I pee 800 times a day.

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Okay.

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You love spaghetti. You had
some just last night, didn't you?

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No, I didn't.

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You're a fatty
fatty fatty

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fatty fatty fatty
fatty fatty!

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What's your son doing?

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Apparently, he's doing
the "fatty" dance.

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Inappropriate?

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Well, maybe, but I'm raising
my son to be a straight shooter.

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That's his mom
right over there.

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Oh, thanks for
including me.

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It was a day of discovery.

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I discovered that I could sex my
pregnant girlfriend into a coma.

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Nice!

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Carla discovered
that her baby

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wasn't the only one
who loved breast-feeding.

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Are you hungry, sweetie?

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I could eat.

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Dr. Kelso discovered change
was not always welcome.

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A coffee place
in a hospital?

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Elliot had just finished her
last shift at Sacred Heart

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before starting her new career
in private practice.

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I can't believe
it's all over.

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God, so many memories.
So many, many memories.

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Who wants to
say something first?

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Elliot, your new office
is right there.

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Nothing's gonna change
but your lab coat.

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Anyone else want to go?

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To make more cash,

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Sacred Heart had started
catering to rich folk.

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Hence, the swanky new suites.

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Turndown service,
Mr. Worthington?

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No, not now.

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When's a good time?

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Never, he's in a coma.

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Not only were the new suites
super-expensive,

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they were absolutely
ruining my figure.

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After six weeks home with her
baby, Carla was facing the decision

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that all new moms
have to face,

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whether she
should go back to work.

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Okay, so if we take my salary
and subtract the cost

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of a full-time nanny,
plus her health insurance,

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we would still end up with

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losing $5 a month?

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This is completely
your decision.

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Everyone had gathered
because today

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was Carla's first day back
since she had the baby.

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She's coming!
This is not a drill!

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Repeat,
this is not a drill!

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Remember, one group says,
"Welcome," one group says, "Back,"

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one group says, "Carla."
Okay, get ready. Let's go!

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Elliot?

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Fine, it was a drill, but I
just want us to be ready.

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Not only did I have a long-distance
girlfriend who was pregnant,

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but I still hadn't found
an apartment.

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So, I was living
on my half-acre in a tent.

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A haunted tent.

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Stop stealing our power.

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You are ruining
our neighborhood!

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Oh, really, Donna?

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I'm ruining the neighborhood.
At least I'm quiet.

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Were you guys having sex

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I'm such a total loser.
My girlfriend and I broke up,

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I live in a tent, plus I feel sick
enough to actually get checked out,

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and guess who's on call?

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That doesn't look right.

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What? What is it?

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You have a penis,
or that's what I think it is.

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It's a penis.

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Fair enough. Why don't we go
ahead and give you that blood test?

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I wasn't
the only one suffering.

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My license had been
suspended for a month

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for drunkenly pushing
my scooter home.

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So old Sasha had become
a perch for a local bird gang.

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Luckily, I found another
way to get around.

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What's up?

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Thanks for the ride, Lloyd.
This DUI is such a hassle.

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Been there, bro.
Been there.

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Alcohol?
Crack.

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On slow days like this, we
all find ways to pass the time.

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Dr. Cox tortured
the interns...

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All right now, children,

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I know your shifts are over and
you're all excited about going home,

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but first we're going to play
a little game

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called "Answer the Question
Correctly or Stay Here Forever."

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Debbie, what are the neoplastic
causes of hyperprolactinemia?

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Uh, ectopic tumor production
secondary to renal carcinoma?

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I don't get it, sir.
Why do our doctors have to

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put up pictures of themselves
in their patients' rooms?

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Because, Ted, not only does it
make our doctors more accountable,

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but a recent AMA study showed
that it helps our patients

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feel a much closer bond
with their physicians.

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Plus, who wouldn't want this
young buck at their bedside?

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That picture's so old the
beaches are still segregated.

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Look, there's us
way in the back.

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Hey, grandpa, a little help.

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Here you go, sport.

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But call me "grandpa" again

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and you and I are gonna play a
little game called "hide the wingtip."

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There might be a generational
gap here, I'll explain.

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The wingtip is my shoe,

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the hiding place is your ass.

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Hi, Bob.

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That's why I always
save you a place.

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When a terminal patient
seems to have given up,

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a good doctor will try
anything to keep them going.

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Betty, there's got to be
something I can do to cheer you up.

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I just wish
I could see my dog.

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So I'd just bring
the dog in for a quick visit.

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It would mean
the world to her.

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Ever since Elliot
went into private practice,

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Dr. Kelso refused
to speak to her.

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Yesterday,
Laverne was in a car accident.

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It was all
we could think about.

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How's she doing?

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Major head trauma.

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We had to place a CVP bolt to
relieve the pressure on her brain.

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Now we just cross
our fingers and wait.

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Everyone deals
with heartache differently.

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Some of us did something
life-affirming.

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Today was
Laverne's funeral,

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but Dr. Cox was having more trouble
adjusting to his new baby's name.

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What's wrong
with Jennifer Dylan?

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You named
our daughter J.D.

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♪ It's a beautiful morning ♪

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J.D.!

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Sorry, I was thinking
about something else.

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Why would you do
such a thing?

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Lately, people around here
were happier than usual.

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Elliot, because she had finally
said those three magic words.

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I love you.

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Todd, because he had finally
found his true calling as a doctor.

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So, what's up
with plastic surgery?

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Dude, it's amazing.

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Just when you think you can't
see another great pair of boobs,

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you see an awesome dong.

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And Dr. Kelso was giddy because

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This saliva-heavy
display was because

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Keith was going out of town
for a few days.

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Come on, Elliot. Let me
just borrow it for the weekend.

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I promise I'll
bring it back.

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No, I need it.
Now, go.

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Whenever he goes away, he
always wants to take my tushie.

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Why doesn't he just do what
I did when we were dating?

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Wait until you fall asleep
naked and take a picture of it.

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There we were,

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Elliot's friend Melody and I,
witnessing this moment.

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Yes! Oh, my God, yes!

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Awesome, awesome! Okay.

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This is so romantic.

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Okay, it's a little tight.

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Just push a little harder.

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Got a little skin there.
No problem.

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Here come the "fricks."

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Now that Elliot had
accepted Keith's proposal,

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it was time to start
planning the wedding.

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Okay, so I took a picture
of the church

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that we're gonna be
married in.

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Only imagine that
the hearse out front

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is actually a horse
and a carriage,

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and the people
in the coffins are us.

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You already picked
the church?

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The reason time had slowed
down was because I had just been

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blind-sided by the two most
important women in my life.

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First, Elliot asked me this.

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J.D., do you think I'm making
a mistake by marrying Keith?

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And then
my ex-girlfriend, Kim,

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who had lied and told me
she had a miscarriage,

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followed me back from a medical
convention and asked me this.

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J.D., how could you
just leave me there?

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It felt good to be holding
the mother of my child.

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This is nice.

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But given recent events, cuddling
was as far as I was gonna go.

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Kim and I had to get to know each
other again and build trust and...

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Oh, my God,
is that side-boob?

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Careful with the side-boob,
big guy.

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My hormones are going crazy.

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I might just pounce
your skinny ass.

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