Scrubs - Second Season English Subtitles

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Yesterday seemed like it would be
a good day. Then it happened.

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- Hey, everyone.
- Brace yourself, Newbie.

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Carla, my ex-husband
is in love with you. It's true.

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Ask you boyfriend.
He and Perry talk about it all the time.

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And, Bob, when are you
going to tell Perry that that promotion

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you're making him jump through hoops for
was filled months ago?

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Which brings us to Twinkie.

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If you don't have the courage
to tell your colleague, Dr Dorian,

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There. Just a tiny splinter.

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It's funny. I can't stop thinking
about Aesop's Fables.

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You know the one where the lion's
always hassling the little mouse?

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Then the mouse
pulls a thorn from his paw?

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Right, and the lion
kills him anyway. Yeah.

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- No, he doesn't.
- Trust me.

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- Sandy, let's start work.
- Sandy isn't necessarily a girl's name.

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- Short for Sandra.
- Clear.

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- Who wants another beer?
- I gotta work early tomorrow.

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I'm having fun,
except I had a pizza...

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- Elliot.
- Yes, please.

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- Me too, babe.
- I'll give you a hand.

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When you spend
most of your time in a group,

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if you're left alone,
it can get awkward.

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There can be uncomfortable silences.

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That was my tummy.

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I can't stress enough how much
you gotta avoid the red meat.

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Cirrhosis is preventing your liver
from filtering out toxins,

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and you could become encephalopathic,
leading to a mental status change.

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I'm gonna start acting crazy
or something?

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You'll need a tinfoil hat
to hold in all your thoughts.

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I can still have a tiny bite
of my wife's carne asada, right?

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- Well...
- The greatest thing about Carla

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is I always know I can count on her
to be the bad cop.

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Work's different now
I'm a resident. I feel more confident,

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more like a, hell,
I'll say it, a doctor.

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Good morning, people.

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- You're gonna be fine, ma'am.
- I work here.

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Doesn't change
the fact you're gonna be fine.

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Why in the hell
are you wearing a coat?

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Cos I'm a doctor.

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Babs, if you're worried
about people seeing your ass,

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Even close friends
disagree about decisions.

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- This one?
- You want a clear shower curtain?

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Just nude up
in the living room and spray me down.

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If you're self-conscious I can doodle in
chest hairs where you'd stand.

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I have a chest hair. I named him Clancy.

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- And then it happened.
- Can I help you, sir?

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- Can't believe she called me sir.
- She called me mister.

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- Maybe it's because you're bald.
- I'm not bald. I shave my head.

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As a doctor, you learn
to use anything you can

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to keep a patient
from getting hurt again.

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So, Mike, before we
get you out of here,

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I think it's important we go
over this one more time.

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Even their own home video.

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See, right about here
is where you get hurt.

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See, here you're not hurt.

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And then.. Oh, good God!

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Hurt again.

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As a doctor, you spend
about a third of your nights

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sleeping at the hospital,
but in truth,

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not a lot of sleeping takes place.

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- Dr Reid.
- I'm not sucking my thumb.

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Mr Rodriguez is coding.

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- You look pretty.
- Thank you.

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You learn to appreciate
the little things,

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like waking up in your own bed.

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Of course, if there's someone

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Oh, thank God!
We were looking all over for you.

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Rowdy, bad. I don't know why
he always goes to your door.

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- Do you have a stuffed cat?
- Nothing?

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That's 14 times we've done
it to him, and not one laugh.

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Mark it up.

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Let's get going to Elliot's.

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Elliot's dad
cut her off financially.

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Luckily, she's got friends
to rally around her.

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Hey, how you doing?

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I know we put on
a hell of a show, but, dude,

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put some shades on or somethin'.

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Don't make a big deal out of this.

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When was the last time
you got laid?

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OK, just subtly take
the spotlight off yourself.

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Once on a red-eye flight,
Turk groped a transsexual.

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Baby, it was dark, and he/she
had a body that was rockin'.

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Mission accomplished.

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Since she lost her apartment,
I let Elliot crash on my floor.

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How did this happen?

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JD, I'm homeless. I have no money and
everything I own is outside in a truck.

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My life's a mess. Plus, you were
going through a lot, too.

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My peep was on the fritz.
Much better now, thank you for asking.

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We were vulnerable
and we made a mistake.

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Four times. And a half,
if you count that last thing.

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By the way, that third time, wow!
Where did you learn that?

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Where the hell is Carla?
We're gonna miss the previews.

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- Hey, you're black, right?
- Here we go.

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I hate that stereotype that
black people yell at movie screens.

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Like you see some horror flick
and you'd be yelling,

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"Don't go in there, girl!
He behind the door!" You know?

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It's like... It's offensive.

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You wish you were allowed
to yell at the screen, don't ya?

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Why does she go in there?
I mean, he's behind the door!

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Let's face it,
most days start like any other.

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But some days...

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- Well?
- It's beautiful.

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But my parents will kill me
if I marry a black guy.

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- So you're gonna ask Carla?
- I'm doing it.

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OK, ready?

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- You sure?
- Positive.

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Congratulations.
When are you gonna ask her?

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It's not every day your best bud
asks his girlfriend to marry him.

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Hey, Chocolate Bear, did you ask her?

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She said she needed to think about it,
then she went to Chicago for five days.

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He needs you. Stay positive.

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She's thinking, she's thinking,
and we should go out drinking...

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- Wanna get a beer?
- I am not moving until she calls.

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All right, man. I understand.

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Still nothing?

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We just keep missing each other.
I'm not sweating it.

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Turk's relationship is so messed up
I decided to lighten his mood.

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Nothing cracks him up more than
the block-the-door-with-my-foot gag.

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Oops, wrong person.

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- What happened?
- The door got stuck. Gotta go.

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Baby, you know how much I care
about you, right?

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- I'm dizzy.
- Yeah, you're fine.

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Honey, I know it looked really
bad last night with me and Kevin

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coming home liquored up
with a hot chick.

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I still can't believe
you guys are getting married.

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I know. All my girlfriends
think I'm crazy.

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About... you...
because you're so damn cute.

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Good save.

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- Thanks for coming out tonight.
- This is the only way to celebrate,

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with close friends...
and Nurse Roberts.

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Hey, don't get all pissy now. You said,
"My treat, order whatever you want."

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You didn't say, "Except the lobster."

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You've been avoiding Dr Cox

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since Jordan told you
her baby was actually his.

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This chance meeting is a sign.
Time to let go of the secret.

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You just need to find a smooth way in.

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Hey, Dr Cox. Taking a whizz?

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We've been over this before, Newbie.
Eyes front, no talking.

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OK, fine, I'll just read the wall.

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"JD has a tiny pickle."

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Kudos for honesty there, Newbie,
but again no talking.

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Maybe it's because
spring is around the corner,

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but lately it feels
like romance is in the air.

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- How's that?
- You close your eyes too early.

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And you always go in right.
Try going left.

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- The girls'll dig that.
- OK. Fo'shizzle.

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What's up, girl?

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Nothing that dog did in life
could deserve that.

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What you talking about? My man's single,
he's running drills to keep sharp.

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One thing that never changes here
is the stupid idea

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that surgeons are cool
and medical residents are geeks.

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Oh, Rudy.

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- Lose the grapefruit goggles.
- It squirts in my eyes.

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That's a risk you take
with that particular piece of fruit.

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You guys, come on,
what do you say we dial down

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the whole power-nerd thing
a little bit, OK?

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Are you starting
your surgical elective tomorrow?

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I can't believe you're bitching.

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I asked you to look after him
for an hour three days a week.

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Do you know how much
I need a massage?

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Are you getting all sore around
that hump where your tail used to be?

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When Gustave promises me something
will feel great and last an hour,

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he doesn't end up five minutes later,
thinking he made me see God.

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So not Gustave. Busy doctor.

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I think Dr Cox would be willing
to help if he knew it was his baby.

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When you're dating a woman

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whose husband just died
after two years in a coma,

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you can't help but have doubts
about the relationship.

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I guess all you can do is
be a man and face those doubts.

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What are you thinking about?

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Eggs.

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One minute they're bad for you,
now everybody's,

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"You tried eggs? They're great."
It's crazy.

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- Eggs.

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Nurse Espinoza,

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do you by any chance know
what time your 9.30 shift starts?

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- 9:30?
- That's what I would've said.

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But I had Ted stand out
in the parking lot

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and monitor your arrival
times this week. Ted?

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9.34, 9.39, 9.41, 9.33 and 9.50.

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How is that law degree
working out for you, Ted?

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I was going to be a senator.

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I haven't perused