Scrubs - First Season English Subtitles
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Scrubs (2001) Season 1 S01 (DVDrip x265 HEVC 10bit AAC Panda)
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DVD retail. Common errors fixed. HI removed.
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1 00:00:04,772 --> 00:00:07,873 Since I was a kid, I've been able to sleep through anything. 2 00:00:07,975 --> 00:00:12,210 Storms, sirens, you name it. Last night, I didn't sleep. 3 00:00:14,447 --> 00:00:17,616 I guess I get a little goofy when I'm nervous. 4 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,921 You see, today isn't just any other day. 5 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,456 It's my first day. 6 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:26,158 I'm the man. 7 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:38,637 Three years of pre-med, four years of med school and tons of unpaid loans 8 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:40,371 have made me realize one thing... 9 00:00:40,473 --> 00:00:42,941
1 00:00:03,236 --> 00:00:05,203 The human brain is remarkable. 2 00:00:05,305 --> 00:00:07,873 Once a day for nine years I thought I'd lost my watch 3 00:00:07,974 --> 00:00:10,375 'cause I can't remember which wrist it's on. 4 00:00:10,477 --> 00:00:12,043 And yet, just after two weeks, 5 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:15,214 the things that scared me at first are like second nature. 6 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:18,317 Catheters, chest tubes, IVs, 7 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:21,253 everything has started to click. 8 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:28,787 Are you? If you have time to listen to music, 9 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:33,292
1 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:04,269 I don't know why I came to watch Turk 2 00:00:04,371 --> 00:00:06,371 when I could've caught a few minutes of sleep. 3 00:00:06,473 --> 00:00:08,907 I guess I haven't seen much of my best friend lately. 4 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:12,010 It's not like I'm desperate or anything. 5 00:00:16,384 --> 00:00:19,318 I've been attending for three years. How come you know better? 6 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:23,389 - In my gut I know I'm right. - We need to decide now. 7 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:27,326 - Fine, then it's on you. - Yes, it is. 8 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:29,028 Nurse. 9
1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,101 - Just let it go? - No. 2 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:06,004 A simple question. Why wouldn't I wanna go to the symphony? 3 00:00:06,106 --> 00:00:09,374 - I didn't mean anything by it. - Of course you meant something. 4 00:00:09,476 --> 00:00:12,544 - We've got to do something. - No, we really don't. 5 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:15,013 Carla's your girlfriend, Elliot's my friend... 6 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:17,983 Dude, trust me. Don't get involved. 7 00:00:18,085 --> 00:00:20,252 She's from el barrio, she must not like music. 8 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,454 Classical music isn't for everyone.
1 00:00:05,573 --> 00:00:07,372 Hey, how's he doing? 2 00:00:07,475 --> 00:00:11,676 He was admitted with neutropenic fever, but his white blood cell count's stabilized. 3 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:13,812 Best I can say is he's not getting any worse. 4 00:00:13,914 --> 00:00:16,648 - How you feeling, Jared? - Okay, I guess. 5 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:19,585 Okay? I heard your dad arranged for a visit from The Rock? 6 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:23,121 Oh, yeah. I'm 13, I must love wrestling, right? Woo-hoo. 7 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:25,056 Come on, The Rock's a movie star. 8 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:29,060 Out of anything in the world, what could a guy possibly wanna see more? 9
1 00:00:01,601 --> 00:00:03,502 - Say "ah." - Ah. 2 00:00:03,604 --> 00:00:06,938 - OK, say "oh." - Oh. 3 00:00:07,041 --> 00:00:11,343 Everybody say "Ah, oh, ah!" 4 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:15,113 Oh... Excuse me. 5 00:00:15,215 --> 00:00:18,750 As legal counsel, it's my job to inform you 6 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:23,688 that your suspension is effective immediately. 7 00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:25,757 Oh, God, just the messenger. 8 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:29,894 Your long-term job status will be decided at the board meeting. 9 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:34,266 Until then,
1 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:08,841 Let's start off with a toughie. Who can tell me...? 2 00:00:08,943 --> 00:00:11,576 The last few weeks, an amazing thing has happened. 3 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,078 I've been nailing rounds. 4 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:15,881 I think I'm starting to separate myself from the pack. 5 00:00:15,983 --> 00:00:17,816 Sir, the answer is Beck's triad. 6 00:00:19,954 --> 00:00:22,053 It keeps me on top of my game. 7 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:24,756 Looks like a break in the ulna, right there. 8 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,058 It's good to be the king. 9 00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:30,762 You know, it's okay to be impressed by me.
1 00:00:01,669 --> 00:00:04,035 One of the best things about friendship with Turk 2 00:00:04,137 --> 00:00:06,538 is we always challenge each other to do new things. 3 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:09,107 I can't believe we're going to a strip club for lunch. 4 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:12,010 I don't think about it that way. It's a place to buy a burger 5 00:00:12,112 --> 00:00:15,514 that's a convenient two-and-a-half mile walk away from the hospital. 6 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:18,216 No skin! We all win! 7 00:00:18,318 --> 00:00:20,518 Let's get outta here before we end up on the news. 8 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:23,021 Excuse me, are you gentlemen visiting the club? 9
1 00:00:01,568 --> 00:00:04,602 As a first-year intern, you have very little free time. 2 00:00:04,704 --> 00:00:06,171 So when you have a night off, 3 00:00:06,273 --> 00:00:09,507 it's important you do something constructive with it. 4 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:37,869 - How's it goin'? - I have no idea who you are. 5 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:40,572 What's up, dude? 6 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:44,976 Hey, wait a second. He's dating Carla. 7 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:47,746 This is not good. 8 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,618 First, I already told her I got a girlfriend. 9 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,888 Second, you just put
1 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:07,239 Hey, what are you doing? 2 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:09,408 Reading a book about how to tell my roommate 3 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:12,110 he drives me crazy, without hurting his feelings. 4 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:14,946 I think sarcasm works better when it's shorter. 5 00:00:15,048 --> 00:00:17,783 - Fascinating. - Yeah, see there you go. 6 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,219 So what're you doing? 7 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:23,421 - You're annoying me. - I'm okay with it. 8 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,790 J.D., I've had such a crappy morning in this hellhole 9 00:00:25,892 --> 00:00:27,892
1 00:00:03,404 --> 00:00:05,503 Ah, Christmas Eve. 2 00:00:05,605 --> 00:00:08,140 When you spend every waking moment in the hospital, 3 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:10,075 it's kinda hard to get into the spirit. 4 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:14,512 Are you aware that you're in everyone's way? 5 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:16,315 Everyone's way? 6 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:19,751 Or your way? Think about it. 7 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,555 Think about it, huh? I'll think about it. 8 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:26,925 Still, there are some traditions I enjoy. 9 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:31,263
1 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:10,509 Hey! 2 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:14,379 What? I didn't say anything. I didn't do anything. 3 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:18,750 What imaginary slight have you concocted in that paranoid little brain of yours? 4 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:23,655 Crap. 5 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:25,924 Shouldn't there be some sort of sign... 6 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,793 Oh. 7 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:29,628 Look at that. 8 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:32,897 You should put it back down before someone slips and falls. 9 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:37,202 Is that what I should do? Good, because I make most of my decisions based on your opinion.
1 00:00:02,570 --> 00:00:04,402 Okay. So you just asked out a girl who's stuck in an MRI machine, 2 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,572 without ever seeing her face. 3 00:00:06,674 --> 00:00:08,940 Remember, no matter what she looks like, 4 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:11,343 be sure to play it cool. 5 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:14,345 Yes! Yes! 6 00:00:14,447 --> 00:00:16,881 Yes! You are hot! Smokin' hot! 7 00:00:16,983 --> 00:00:19,818 In your face! Woo-hoo-hoo! 8 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:23,288 That night, we went out on our first date. 9 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:25,957 Had our first dinner. 10
1 00:00:03,070 --> 00:00:05,603 When you're really crazy about someone, 2 00:00:05,705 --> 00:00:08,340 even waking up isn't so bad anymore. 3 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:10,508 Mmm, good morning. 4 00:00:10,610 --> 00:00:14,612 The air feels crisper, the sun seems brighter... 5 00:00:14,714 --> 00:00:18,016 Even your morning breath smells good. 6 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:22,221 - You taste like old eggs. - Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 7 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:24,289 I love old eggs. 8 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:31,964 You are so different from the guys I usually go out with. 9 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:33,765
1 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:13,779 Oh, my God, you slept with your best friend. 2 00:00:13,881 --> 00:00:16,414 This will be a disaster unless you say the right thing, 3 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:18,383 so choose your words carefully. 4 00:00:18,486 --> 00:00:20,652 Great job last night, buddy. 5 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:22,921 Oof. 6 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:26,625 Good thing you came along. 7 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:29,060 I've been stuck on four since med school. 8 00:00:29,162 --> 00:00:30,795 Ow! 9 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:34,166 Damn it. 10
1 00:00:01,735 --> 00:00:03,468 As a doctor, you need to be prepared for anything: 2 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:06,505 Heart attacks, drug overdoses, gunshot wounds. 3 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:08,306 But one thing you can't prepare for 4 00:00:08,408 --> 00:00:11,443 is what happens after you break up with a coworker. 5 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,778 Watch where you're walking! 6 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:15,780 You watch where you're walking. 7 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:17,549 Don't let her get the last word. 8 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:19,684 Just... you watch where you're walking! 9
1 00:00:01,902 --> 00:00:03,101 At a certain point during your first year, 2 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:04,903 things begin to feel a little different. 3 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:08,373 You've arrived. You know? You just start to feel... 4 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:09,908 I'm open. 5 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,542 ...cooler. 6 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:14,146 Oh, my God! Turk, that was amazing! 7 00:00:14,248 --> 00:00:17,048 Woman, woman, shush. 8 00:00:17,151 --> 00:00:20,852 You see, it's a lot cooler if we don't make a big deal out of it. 9 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:22,988 Oh, right.
1 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:05,370 Can I trade clipboards with you? 2 00:00:05,472 --> 00:00:08,574 Okay, fine. But mine's better. 3 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:11,143 You wanna trade? 4 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:14,580 I guess. Okay. 5 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:16,682 Elliot, have you seen my clipboard? 6 00:00:16,784 --> 00:00:18,350 No. Nope. 7 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:20,419 Oh, this'll be fun. 8 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,555 J.D., I would like you to meet J.D. 9 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:25,357 How's it going, man? 10
1 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:04,970 Here's the deal: A month ago, Turk and Elliot 2 00:00:05,072 --> 00:00:07,072 wrote a paper on peripheral vascular disease. 3 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:10,509 Now they're upset because they have to present it at a conference. 4 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:13,345 Do you know how many interns would die to do something like that? 5 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:15,480 Not me, I don't care about that stuff. 6 00:00:15,582 --> 00:00:17,750 Besides, I know my paper was a trillion times better. 7 00:00:17,852 --> 00:00:20,219 Anyway, it's so political. Surprise, surprise. 8 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,221 They went with the black guy and the girl.
1 00:00:01,535 --> 00:00:05,938 Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. 2 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:07,539 Nothing. 3 00:00:07,641 --> 00:00:10,509 - Nothing. - I can see. 4 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:12,644 Nothing. Nothing. 5 00:00:12,747 --> 00:00:16,582 Come on, man. Let's get out of here. There's something to do. 6 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:18,584 There's film festivals, 7 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,619 there's theater, there's museums. 8 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:23,989 Let's get out and get some culture. How about some of that? 9 00:00:24,091 --> 00:00:28,160 Let's put Rowdy on top of the TV and see
1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,270 Do you know what I want to do to you tonight? 2 00:00:07,641 --> 00:00:09,708 - You didn't say anything. - Yeah, I know. 3 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:12,578 It was gonna be really kinky, and I got embarrassed. 4 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:16,214 Really kinky? Was I a bad girl? 5 00:00:16,316 --> 00:00:19,818 Very bad. You had to go to the principal's office. 6 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,787 Oh. 7 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,758 [moans] I have an early shift tomorrow morning. 8 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:28,426 I've got to get some sleep. 9
1 00:00:02,736 --> 00:00:05,470 You ever notice how a tumor looks just like cheese? 2 00:00:05,572 --> 00:00:07,606 Is that good cocktail conversation? 3 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:10,608 I had this patient today, thought he had blood in his stool. 4 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:12,844 Turned out to be pimento. 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,614 - [groans] - What? 6 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:18,216 I worked on a homeless guy who vomited up an entire mitten. 7 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:20,919 That's not gonna stop me from wearing mine when it's cold. 8 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,420 What is wrong with you people?
1 00:00:04,939 --> 00:00:08,407 [J.D.] Oh, my God, I can't believe I'm about to do this. 2 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,042 What's wrong? 3 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:13,311 - I lost my mop. - Really? 4 00:00:13,413 --> 00:00:17,149 No. But that's the only thing that could make me unhappy, right? 5 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:20,051 You people, you think of me as nothing but The Janitor. 6 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:22,554 - That's not true. - What's my name? 7 00:00:24,991 --> 00:00:28,593 Uh, I know that the nurses call you Sir Plunge-a-lot. 8 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:31,996 - I know. - Come on, I'm sure you don't know my name so...
1 00:00:02,970 --> 00:00:06,104 Since I was a kid, I've been able to sleep through anything. 2 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:08,307 Storms, sirens, you name it. 3 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:10,875 Last night I didn't sleep. 4 00:00:12,112 --> 00:00:15,047 Couldn't stop thinking about this past year. 5 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:17,215 Ah! 6 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:19,984 Oh, please. I've seen you naked before. 7 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:22,254 Dude, you had that? 8 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:25,224 Five up high for cherry pie! 9 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:26,524 Oh! 10
