Scrubs - Eighth Season English Subtitles

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That's new.

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Oh, yeah.
My girlfriend gave me a watch.

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You give a crap?
Or are you just hoping

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that by pointing out
something new of mine,

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I'll segue the conversation into talking
about something new of yours, like...

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Your new pre-pubescent
Miami Vice beard.

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There are those who say I look
like a young Kenny Loggins.

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- Who?
- Me.

9

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Hi. I'm trying to keep non-medical
personnel from coming back here.

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I'm the Chief of Medicine.

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I'm the Chief of Slag-smacking,
so I'd keep moving if I were you.

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That's very clever.

5
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Being clever is not how I got the job.
Smacking slags is.

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J.D.: Unfortunately for Jordan,

7
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Dr. Maddox can zero in
on someone's biggest insecurity.

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You're old.

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J.D.: See, she was an odd combination
of super-friendly...

1
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J.D.: With all the bureaucracy
in a hospital,

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sometimes you have to bend the rules
to help a patient.

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Unfortunately, the new
Chief of Medicine didn't like it.

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And she was everywhere.
Patient rooms...

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- What'cha doing, rock star?
- Nothing, I'm just doodling.

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That's not right.

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...work stations...

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You need to wear a bell.

9
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...even the O.R.

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J.D.: Life's great.

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With the Janitor fired,
I can walk the halls without fear.

3
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I don't even hesitate
around corners anymore.

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But maybe I should.

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L-can-feel-little-J.D. Five?

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- No thanks, Todd.
- But I can and I want my five.

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Plus, Elliot and I were better friends
than we'd been in a long time.

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We were going to movies.

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I really liked that.

1
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J.D.: Things were the same
around here.

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Dr. Kelso was retired...

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No.

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J.D.: But he had also won
free muffins for life,

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so he still came to the hospital
every day.

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Good morning, people.

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- Hi, Bob.
- Hi, Bob.

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Hey, Anderson, before I retired,
we never got to have a heart-to-heart.

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I'm not really a touchy-feely type, but,

1
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J.D.: There's nothing worse than
running into a sworn enemy

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first thing in the morning.

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Well, if that's the case, Fred,
just put him on blood thinners.

4
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Excuse me, Perry.
You don't have a phone.

5
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You're just holding
your hand to your ear.

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Fred, I got to go.
He's gonna make me talk to him.

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Sure, I'll pass it on.

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Fred says you are a tool.

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I got nothing. That's a good one.

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Dr. Dorian?

2
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Katie, we've been over this.

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It's inappropriate to interrupt
an attending while he's hitting that.

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Particularly while he's hitting it good.

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J.D.: Turk and I used Katie
as a messenger service.

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Dr. Turk liked the drawing
you had me take him.

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He had never seen himself
as a deep-sea diver before.

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Awesome! Go back and say,
"J.D. Says you're welcome.

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"And here's a little something

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Ted, what are you doing?

2
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- Band practice.
- What band?

3
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Peons assemble!

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They have to stay within earshot,
it's in the band code.

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Wow, Ted,
it's kind of like you're their leader.

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Peons disperse!

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Peons assemble!
Enough of the horseplay!

8
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Now we need to practice,
and I can't have you winded.

9
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Now we've only got one shot

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Hello. If it's all right with everyone,

2
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I'd like to begin this morning's rounds
with a joke. Denise.

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Mmm, I don't really have one.

4
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No, I meant that you were the joke.

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Good one.

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Thanks. I thought of it this morning
while I was watching you

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try to jam a catheter into Mr. Hazleton.

8
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Yeah. He was a screamer.

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Ya, ya.

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Okay, Mr. Rego,

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I know you've been complaining
about the bedpans being too cold,

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so I used an incubator in pediatrics
to warm this bad boy up for you. Enjoy.

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You know, I used to use an incubator
to keep my lunch warm.

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Till some whiny new mom complained

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that her preemie smelled
like a ham sandwich.

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Weird thing was,
I had a tuna melt in there, not ham.

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Most newborns smell amazing.
An unlucky few are ham babies.

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Say, Zeltzer, my family is with
me here today but all the tables are full.

2
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Do you mind
if we join you for breakfast?

3
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Oh, not at all. I get family.

4
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I'm here so much,
I hardly ever see my wife.

5
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And that's why I installed
a Web camera at my house.

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That way, I can see her during the day.

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Right now I'm watching her
do the Dishes.

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Who in God's name
are those two naked people?

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J.D.: Now that Dr. Cox
was the Chief of Medicine,

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I'd become the guy
everyone counted on

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to fight for the things
the hospital needed.

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Yep. I was the one person
who could get him to say...

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- No.
- You need to hire a few more nurses.

6
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Look, Tammy,
we don't have the money.

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If you want to go out
and raise the cash yourself, feel free.

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Maybe you could sell your eggs
to a fertility clinic,

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Hey, Robyn. It's good to see you again.

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Now, according to your chart,
your hair's been falling out,

3
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your nails are splitting
and you're fatigued.

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Robyn, you're a zombie.

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Hmm. Patient also grumpy
and not responding to classic comedy.

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It's just a little hard to find the funny
when you're 32, single and balding.

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Point taken.

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Look, we're going to figure this out,
okay?

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And you don't worry,

1
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Here you go, Sammy.

2
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I know I was supposed
to drop Sam off in day-care,

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but the only other kid
that was there was

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that creepy little girl
with all the freckles.

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Please don't give my son
your prejudice of redheads.

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They're God's mistakes, J.D., accept it.

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You know what, let's not fight.

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Because, Sammy,
today is the seven-year anniversary

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of the first time

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J.D.: The second we got to the Abacos
for the Janitor's wedding,

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Dr. Kelso, well...
He set up shop at the bar.

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That's the best Bahama Mama
I've ever had.

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I'll be the judge of that.
Hi, Bob Kelso. Excuse me.

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Mercy.

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If you would be so kind
as to store this for me,

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we can get this party started.
One Bahama Mama, please.

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You can have this back
when mine comes.

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J.D.: After a weekend with Sam,
it's always sad

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driving him the 37 minutes
back to Kim's house.

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Still, there was one positive.

4
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Elliot's a bit territorial, so if I got
any physical contact from Kim...

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Oh, your collar's messed up.

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...on the way home
Elliot made me pull over for car sex.

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I know I shouldn't exploit
her insecurities,

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but car sex really appeals
to my exhibitionist side.

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The park was such a blast.

2
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But I had no idea
he was so scared of puppies.

3
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Oh, he usually loves them.

4
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Oh, I wasn't talking about Sam.

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That was not a puppy.
It was a full-grown Dachshund,

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and it came at me like a rabid missile!

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I heard when you're being attacked
by a tiny gay dog,

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you're supposed to pull its sweater
over its head and hockey-fight it.

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Hmm.

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J.D.: I can't believe
today's my last day at Sacred Heart.

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I couldn't help but let my mind drift
back to my very first day.

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Don't look at me
when we're moving someone.

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Why?

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And from now on,
whenever I'm in the room,

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you're definitely not allowed to talk.

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- Charged.
- Clear!

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Oh, my God!

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Dr. Dorian.

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J.D.: Previously on Scrubs...

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- How'd you sleep?
- Really well, actually.

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I knew it. You want to know why?
This is my bed.

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I had it brought here
because it's so comfortable.

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So we live together.

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Kind of, I guess.

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You are sneak-moving-in!

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Your ears are playing tricks.

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And, J.D., people should make a big
deal about you leaving Sacred Heart.