Scissor Seven (Cike Wu Liuqi) English Subtitles
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Seeking to recover his memories, a scissor-wielding hairdresser, bungling quasi-assassin stumbles into a struggle for power among two feuding factions.
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Scissor.Seven.S01.1080p.NF.WEB-DL
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1 00:00:26,083 --> 00:00:29,250 MISSION 1 KILL BAD PEOPLE, EARN GOOD MONEY 2 00:00:42,166 --> 00:00:44,583 {\an8}TARGET 3 00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:22,958 You really are the greatest killer in the world. 4 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:25,458 Here's a hundred million. Take it. 5 00:01:32,708 --> 00:01:36,250 I'm sorry. Someone paid me more to kill you. 6 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:49,500 We'd be rich. 7 00:01:49,583 --> 00:01:51,875 RUOZHI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL 8 00:01:51,958 --> 00:01:53,000 One beef offal, please. 9 00:01:53,083 --> 00:01:55,000 Okay, right away. Do you want it spicy? 10
1 00:00:26,208 --> 00:00:29,125 MISSION 2 STAB YOUR DOG EYES BLIND 2 00:00:31,166 --> 00:00:32,958 Tomorrow, we'll be at war with the mad dogs. 3 00:00:33,041 --> 00:00:34,375 MEOW KITTY - CHIEF OF CATS SKILL: CATERINE CLAW 4 00:00:34,458 --> 00:00:35,791 Have you figured out a way to fight with them? 5 00:00:36,541 --> 00:00:38,708 The way I see it, we might as well surrender. 6 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:43,375 Or send them some civet coffee? 7 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:48,625 Hey, I didn't even say anything! 8 00:00:48,708 --> 00:00:50,000 I found a small card on the ground, 9 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:51,500 like those tossed
1 00:00:26,083 --> 00:00:28,750 MISSION 3 SEVEN VS THIRTEEN 2 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:42,541 Meow, 3 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:45,500 now that we have made up, 4 00:00:45,583 --> 00:00:47,916 there's no need for war. 5 00:00:48,791 --> 00:00:51,916 -Give your order to withdraw. -Okay. 6 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:57,000 Also, don't forget to pay the killer for his trouble. 7 00:00:57,083 --> 00:01:00,416 To earn a few bucks from you, he had to dress up as dog and sing. 8 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:04,500 Why killer had to dress up as a dog and sing? 9 00:01:37,125 --> 00:01:39,500 Killer Thirteen.
1 00:00:26,208 --> 00:00:28,833 MISSION 4 KILLING UNDERPANTS MAN 2 00:00:28,916 --> 00:00:29,875 ISLAND VIEW ROAD #567 3 00:00:29,958 --> 00:00:30,875 DAI BO J HAIR SALON 4 00:00:30,958 --> 00:00:32,916 Welcome! Have a seat right here. 5 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 CHAIRMAN JIANG - PURIFICATION ASSOCIATION DISTRICT SUBCOMMITTEE CHAIRMAN 6 00:00:37,375 --> 00:00:40,333 No problem. Just leave it to me. 7 00:00:55,041 --> 00:00:57,166 It's perfect. 8 00:00:59,083 --> 00:01:01,583 It's cut just like in the picture, see? 9 00:01:02,166 --> 00:01:06,208 This picture is the person I want you to kill.
1 00:00:26,166 --> 00:00:28,625 MISSION 5 KILLING A DOMINEERING GRANNIE 2 00:00:28,708 --> 00:00:31,958 Fresh oranges! Oranges! 3 00:00:32,041 --> 00:00:33,416 Take a gander! 4 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:36,125 They're sweet! Sweeter than first love! 5 00:00:36,208 --> 00:00:38,000 Buy now or miss your chance! 6 00:00:39,958 --> 00:00:41,583 Would you like an orange, young man? 7 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:43,500 They're very sweet. 8 00:00:44,208 --> 00:00:45,416 {\an8}How much are they? 9 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:48,625 {\an8}Let me open one for you first. See if they're as sweet as I say. 10 00:00:49,666 --> 00:00:51,291
1 00:00:26,125 --> 00:00:28,916 MISSION 6 ASSASSINATE A PRETTY GIRL 2 00:00:36,666 --> 00:00:38,833 Now you die! 3 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:43,083 Why is my fate so cruel? 4 00:00:44,041 --> 00:00:46,458 Those born with exquisite charms are always cursed. 5 00:00:47,166 --> 00:00:48,875 Why are beautiful women like me... 6 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,958 always made the toys of fate? 7 00:00:55,125 --> 00:00:57,166 For your terrible acting, now you die! 8 00:00:57,250 --> 00:00:59,083 Wait! Do I really have to die today? 9 00:00:59,166 --> 00:01:01,083 There is no way you'll see the sunrise tomorrow. 10
1 00:00:25,708 --> 00:00:28,333 MISSION 7 KILLING CAPTAIN JACK 2 00:00:29,666 --> 00:00:31,291 A beautiful blue sky, 3 00:00:32,083 --> 00:00:33,375 a beautiful beach, 4 00:00:34,333 --> 00:00:36,875 and all these beautiful bikini babes... 5 00:00:36,958 --> 00:00:38,541 FRESH COCONUTS 5 RMB EACH 6 00:00:38,625 --> 00:00:39,458 BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE 7 00:00:39,541 --> 00:00:42,250 ...but all we can do is sit here and sell coconuts like idiots! 8 00:00:42,833 --> 00:00:45,333 It's all your fault for failing all your missions! 9 00:00:46,041 --> 00:00:48,708 We haven't even finished one mission! 10
1 00:00:25,708 --> 00:00:28,583 MISSION 8 BODYGUARD DACHUN 2 00:00:32,125 --> 00:00:33,416 It's so cute! 3 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:36,000 -It even has feathers. So soft! -There are little wings, too! 4 00:00:36,083 --> 00:00:37,750 Let's throw it in the air! 5 00:00:38,583 --> 00:00:40,791 It's flying so high! 6 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:43,250 It really can fly. Here, here! 7 00:00:43,333 --> 00:00:46,791 Come here! Come to me! Come over here, little flying chicken! 8 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:53,458 -What's wrong? -I feel like someone's gawking at me. 9 00:00:54,041 --> 00:00:56,416 There's no one up there. You're overthinking.
1 00:00:26,208 --> 00:00:30,708 MISSION 9 CRISIS ON THE ISLAND 2 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:42,000 INDESTRUCTIBLE 3 00:01:51,333 --> 00:01:53,708 I told you to bring Seven back. 4 00:01:53,791 --> 00:01:56,125 Why did you save the security guard? 5 00:01:59,291 --> 00:02:03,083 Bastard! You wasted all your energy saving him! 6 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:07,375 Seven, hurry and run. 7 00:02:07,958 --> 00:02:10,750 Don't mess with those Stanians. 8 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:29,000 Did you block the missile? 9 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:46,083 Don't be fooled by their nerdy appearance. 10 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:49,666
1 00:00:26,041 --> 00:00:29,000 MISSION 10 THOUSAND DEMON DAGGERS 2 00:00:34,375 --> 00:00:36,458 This mission is so dangerous. 3 00:00:36,541 --> 00:00:38,250 I should charge you more. 4 00:00:39,833 --> 00:00:42,083 We are not taking on this mission! 5 00:00:43,875 --> 00:00:48,000 Dai Bo, you've always decided what missions to take on. 6 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:52,333 However, this time, I really want to complete this mission. 7 00:00:52,958 --> 00:00:54,625 Please, let me make a decision this time. 8 00:00:57,833 --> 00:01:00,083 But you're going to die if you go. 9 00:01:00,166 --> 00:01:02,083 Do you know how powerful the opponents are?
1 00:00:25,750 --> 00:00:28,916 BONUS EPISODE THIRTEEN 2 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:33,750 In the land of Xuanwu, everyone still maintains an ancient living style. 3 00:00:34,875 --> 00:00:37,958 Everyone in this country is obsessed with martial arts. 4 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,291 They deeply believe 5 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:43,375 if you can reach the highest realm of kung fu, 6 00:00:44,375 --> 00:00:46,041 then all modern weapons... 7 00:00:46,666 --> 00:00:48,125 are no match. 8 00:01:40,791 --> 00:01:42,625 The owner of the Plum Blossom Mountain Villa, 9 00:01:42,708 --> 00:01:43,708 Plum Blossom Swordsman.
1 00:00:29,750 --> 00:00:33,708 {\an8}All right, I'll show everyone how to cook the Cantonese dish, sliced boiled chicken. 2 00:00:33,791 --> 00:00:38,125 Select a juicy, fleshy free-range chicken. Then, beat it until it passes out. 3 00:00:39,791 --> 00:00:41,458 Scald it with boiling water for three minutes. 4 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,250 Pluck out all its feathers... 5 00:00:48,708 --> 00:00:50,500 and slab ginger and scallions on the chicken. 6 00:00:51,208 --> 00:00:53,166 Bake it in a rice cooker for ten minutes. 7 00:00:54,666 --> 00:00:56,750 Take it out and cut the chicken into chunks. 8 00:00:59,041 --> 00:01:01,625 After that, make a sauce with ginger and soy sauce. 9 00:01:01,708 --> 00:01:05,666
1 00:00:36,375 --> 00:00:38,375 I'm thinking about what to say. 2 00:00:40,291 --> 00:00:42,958 I can't hurt the little child's feelings. 3 00:00:51,458 --> 00:00:52,916 No, no, no. 4 00:00:55,625 --> 00:00:57,083 I have to say it with a smile. 5 00:00:57,833 --> 00:00:59,375 Your old man is dead. 6 00:01:01,541 --> 00:01:03,125 Children are so much trouble. 7 00:01:08,291 --> 00:01:10,708 You'll just stay with me from now on. 8 00:01:13,583 --> 00:01:16,250 FIGHTER CHICKEN APPLICATION NAME: DAI BO 9 00:01:24,416 --> 00:01:26,250 Is this stupid chicken trying to kill himself? 10 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:27,166
1 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,250 You only look terrifying. 2 00:00:46,333 --> 00:00:48,458 I can still beat you to death. 3 00:01:21,375 --> 00:01:22,666 Such strong qi for a chicken! 4 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,416 King Pheasant is going to freak out! 5 00:01:34,583 --> 00:01:36,791 Burning Punch! 6 00:02:11,958 --> 00:02:13,916 Wow! This blue feather chicken is so strong! 7 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,583 What a piece of crap! 8 00:02:15,666 --> 00:02:17,625 Hit him! Hit him! Hit him! 9 00:02:35,083 --> 00:02:36,583 Don't stop! 10 00:02:58,625 --> 00:03:00,833 What are you laughing at?
