Scary Movie 3 English Subtitles

{232}{281}Day after day...
{283}{331}The store that one might...
{377}{462}I hate television.|It gives me headaches.
{464}{542}There's so many magnetic waves|traveling in the airspace
{545}{602}because of TV and television,|we're losing
{604}{652}10 times as many brain cells|as we're supposed to.
{655}{713}Oh, please.
{714}{786}"The cow says blank."
{789}{839}Three letters.
{841}{877}Dude!
{878}{913}"Dude"!
{914}{984}I don't know.|Magnetic waves, brain cells.
{987}{1042}I don't understand the|connection between that stuff.
{1045}{1087}You know what else I heard?
{1088}{1167}Magnetic waves shrink|silicone molecules.
{1241}{1290}Oh, my God!|Turn it off!
{1291}{1316}It's not working!
{1317}{1340}It's backwards!
{1340}{1372}- What do we do?|- I don't know!
{1375}{1420}Oh, my God!
{1482}{1521}That was kind of scary.
{1522}{1573}- I know something even scarier.|- What?
{1576}{1609}Have you heard about|this videotape?
{1612}{1663}Where they do it on the boat?|And then in the car?
{1664}{1688}And then in the bathtub?
{1691}{1765}He's like, "Baby, I love you."|And she's like, "Where are we?"
{1768}{1803}- And did you see the...|- No.
{1804}{1842}Not that tape.
{1845}{1889}The one with|all the scary images.
{1891}{1950}After you watch the tape,|the phone rings.
{1951}{2028}And this scary voice comes on|and says you're gonna die in...
{2030}{2089}Seven days. I saw that one|with Josh last weekend.
{2090}{2143}You were with Josh last weekend?
{2143}{2198}Oh, my God!
{2248}{2294}Oh, yes, I was.
{2308}{2339}Oh, you ho!
{2413}{2435}You know it!
{2771}{2817}This is really weird.
{2819}{2854}Yeah.
{2856}{2930}Big house, only one phone.