Santa Clarita Diet - Second Season English Subtitles

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♪ Imagine me and you, I do ♪

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♪ I think about you day and night
It's only right ♪

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♪ To think about the girl you love
And hold her tight ♪

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♪ So happy together ♪

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♪ If I should call you up, invest a dime ♪

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♪ And you say you belong to me
And ease my mind ♪

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♪ Imagine how the world would be
So very fine ♪

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♪ So happy together ♪

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♪ I can't see me lovin' nobody but you ♪

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That's it. If homicide detectives
start looking into our missing people,

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we're done.

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Maybe we'll be okay.
The storage units are under fake names

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and we've started to kill
outside of our friend circle.

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You're defrosting an elbow
in our microwave.

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We are terrible murderers!

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Well, maybe they'll be
terrible detectives.

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We wouldn't survive
a terrible cleaning woman.

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Oh, good. You're awake.

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Honey, are you okay?

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You're breathing really fast, Mom.

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I know.

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This is new.

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Well, as you saw yesterday,
I'm a little antsy.

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Anyway, I didn't want you to wake up
and find me gone and worry.

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I gotta go.

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Go? Do you think that's a good idea?
I don't.

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Well, say something! What's happening?

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Oh, my God!

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He's still alive.

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Okay, confirm a theory I'm working on.

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Am I a severed head?

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When you bit him, he must have turned.

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And we didn't kill his brain.
We didn't know.

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Okay. So, that's a yes?

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Fuck.

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All this time, you've just been

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Nice.

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Oh, it is a good thing we moved Gary

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because the geologist at the project site
seems pretty sharp,

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and I think she would've noticed
a talking head.

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I, too, have news.
I've broken ground on our bookshelves.

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Oh.

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Seems perfect.

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And I got the last of the cherry wood
at the lumber yard.

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Met a guy in the parking lot
who offered to build them for 50 bucks,

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Boone may be a Nazi,
but he's very kind to birds.

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Are you having second thoughts
about killing him?

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No, we're almost out of the Serb guy.
And Boone idolizes Hitler.

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The Hitler.

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Gonna eat this bastard tits to teeth.

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"Tits to teeth?"
It's an expression.

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It means to eat all of something.
No, baby, not that I've heard.

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"Gums to thumbs"?
Sure.

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Calzone, eggplant parm,
mushroom pizza. No clams.

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Spaghetti, lasagne. No clams.

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Going through all these Japopo's receipts
is making me hungry.

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Can we go there tonight?
They may have killed your mother, so no.

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Also, the food's not great.

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Hey, if I ask you a boy question,
will you promise not to be weird?

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I promise.
There's this guy at school, Sven...

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You can do better.

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Okay, starting now.

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You bit your finger off?
What problem was that solving?

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Obviously, it was an accident.

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How do you accidentally
bite off an appendage?

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Because I was trying to keep
my shit together around Carl,

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who I didn't kill, by the way.

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No credit there. Fine.

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I was biting my nails.
Then all of a sudden, crunch.

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Jesus Christ.

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You're stress-eating yourself.
Did anyone see you?

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Oh, my God!
Is that Carl's heart? Did you kill Carl?

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I don't know. Maybe?
How could you not know?

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I saw him in the parking lot

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and he was yelling at me
and then I woke up here.

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It must be some kind of a blackout.

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You have no memory of what happened?
No. Nothing.

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Okay. Maybe that's not a human heart.

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Maybe that's an animal heart.
That would be so great and totally legal.

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Definitely human.

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Hmm.

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Hello.
Hi there.

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Is this Ruby's Clams?
Yeah, and I'm Ruby.

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Oh, good morning, I'm Irving Zweeben.
I got your address from Japopo's.

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Are you a clam distributor?
Well, I'm trying to be.

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It's a mom-and-pop operation,
minus the pop.

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Got a shit ton of snap and crackle,
though.

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What's your story, Irv?

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