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Sam & Cat - First Season English Subtitles

 Sam & Cat - First Season

Series Info:

Released: 08 Jun 2013
Runtime: 30 min
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Family
Director: N/A
Actors: Jennette McCurdy, Ariana Grande, Cameron Ocasio, Maree Cheatham
Country: USA
Rating: 5.6

Overview:

A pair of roommates start a baby-sitting service to earn extra cash.

Apr 04, 2020 09:27:21 graveurexterne English 83

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Sam & Cat (2013) Season 1 S01 (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 HEVC 10bit EAC3 2.0 RZeroX)
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1 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,735 Hey! Aren't you Sam from "icarly"? 2 00:00:32,736 --> 00:00:34,331 - You a cop? - Nope. 3 00:00:34,332 --> 00:00:35,939 Yeah, I'm Sam. 4 00:00:35,940 --> 00:00:39,769 - What are you doing here in L.A.? - Looking for fun. 5 00:00:39,770 --> 00:00:42,011 Uh, how are your breakfast burritos? 6 00:00:42,012 --> 00:00:44,613 - Disgusting. - I'll take a jumbo. 7 00:00:44,614 --> 00:00:47,483 - Pawsley?! - Here pawsley! 8 00:00:47,484 --> 00:00:50,619 - Pawsley! Where are you?! - Pawsley! 9 00:00:50,620 --> 00:00:52,655 Pawsley! Where are you?!

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1 00:00:33,858 --> 00:00:36,258 - Hi! - Ah! 2 00:00:39,769 --> 00:00:42,205 Good morning. 3 00:00:42,206 --> 00:00:46,042 How many times have I told you not to wake me up like that? 4 00:00:46,043 --> 00:00:49,812 Well, you've been living here two days, so... 5 00:00:49,813 --> 00:00:51,673 Two. 6 00:00:54,518 --> 00:00:58,654 Hey, shouldn't you be on your little pink bike, pedaling off to school? 7 00:00:58,655 --> 00:00:59,988 Nah, I got some time. 8 00:00:59,989 --> 00:01:03,692 Besides I wanna finish watching the new episode of "that's a drag". 9 00:01:03,693 --> 00:01:05,826 - Oh, you like that show?

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1 00:00:12,175 --> 00:00:15,210 And... there's a pic of me... 2 00:00:15,211 --> 00:00:18,091 With... a donkey... 3 00:00:18,348 --> 00:00:20,244 And a... 4 00:00:20,245 --> 00:00:22,345 Burrito. 5 00:00:22,949 --> 00:00:25,995 I'm home from school! 6 00:00:25,996 --> 00:00:27,796 Ow! 7 00:00:27,942 --> 00:00:29,544 Oh! 8 00:00:29,545 --> 00:00:31,511 Oh! Ow! 9 00:00:31,512 --> 00:00:32,704 Ah! 10 00:00:32,705 --> 00:00:34,505 Ah!

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1 00:00:14,698 --> 00:00:16,032 Do you see Sam? 2 00:00:16,033 --> 00:00:17,333 Nope! 3 00:00:17,334 --> 00:00:20,454 I think she's peeing! 4 00:00:21,139 --> 00:00:24,025 Okay, babysitter's in the bathroom... 5 00:00:24,026 --> 00:00:27,086 Let's have some fun. 6 00:00:29,147 --> 00:00:30,480 Inside out burger. 7 00:00:30,481 --> 00:00:33,917 Yes, how big are your buns? 8 00:00:33,918 --> 00:00:37,220 I don't know. Pretty big, I guess. 9 00:00:37,221 --> 00:00:39,890 And would you say that your buns are firm? 10 00:00:39,891 --> 00:00:42,225 Or soft and squishy?

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1 00:00:18,902 --> 00:00:24,802 But, see, whenever I flip the switch, the machine flips it back! 2 00:00:26,849 --> 00:00:28,524 You're a funny babysitter. 3 00:00:28,525 --> 00:00:30,164 Thanks. 4 00:00:30,165 --> 00:00:32,804 I think your head has a nice shape. 5 00:00:32,805 --> 00:00:34,154 Thanks! 6 00:00:34,155 --> 00:00:35,873 You wanna try flipping the switch? 7 00:00:35,874 --> 00:00:38,913 I would, but my mom'll get mad if I don't get my homework done. 8 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:42,965 Oh right, I'm supposed to be helping you with your homework. 9 00:00:42,966 --> 00:00:45,002 Here are the instructions from my mom. 10

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1 00:00:33,443 --> 00:00:36,863 Stupid, uncomfortable couch. 2 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:43,600 Now be comfortable! 3 00:00:52,958 --> 00:00:54,938 Cat... 4 00:00:55,528 --> 00:00:58,950 Whoa, you really need a bath. 5 00:00:58,951 --> 00:01:01,046 Cat... cat! 6 00:01:01,047 --> 00:01:02,967 Dog?! 7 00:01:03,558 --> 00:01:04,607 Rovaire! 8 00:01:04,608 --> 00:01:07,031 Rovaire, get over here! 9 00:01:07,032 --> 00:01:09,489 - Dude, it's almost three in the morning... - I know. I know. 10 00:01:09,490 --> 00:01:12,569 How many times are you gonna let your

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1 00:00:19,650 --> 00:00:23,610 Yeah! Best day ever, so much fun! 2 00:00:24,021 --> 00:00:25,606 Hey! 3 00:00:25,607 --> 00:00:27,958 Kid! Would you stop breaking glasses! 4 00:00:27,959 --> 00:00:30,299 Not really. 5 00:00:30,340 --> 00:00:35,358 Katie, Katie, Katie, please, please stop, no swiveling in the house! 6 00:00:35,359 --> 00:00:37,193 Hey, you! Off my bike! 7 00:00:37,194 --> 00:00:39,054 Sam! 8 00:00:39,118 --> 00:00:40,449 Sam! 9 00:00:40,450 --> 00:00:41,471 What?! 10 00:00:41,472 --> 00:00:43,940 We've lost control!

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1 00:00:15,813 --> 00:00:18,180 Here comes the airplane! 2 00:00:18,181 --> 00:00:20,701 Choooo choooo. 3 00:00:22,420 --> 00:00:25,240 Hey, morning murf. 4 00:00:27,357 --> 00:00:29,025 Happy Saturday. 5 00:00:29,026 --> 00:00:31,133 Yeah okay. 6 00:00:31,134 --> 00:00:32,495 Hey, are we babysitting today? 7 00:00:32,496 --> 00:00:33,897 Yeah, a new kid... 8 00:00:33,898 --> 00:00:35,876 A little boy named kip dooley. 9 00:00:35,877 --> 00:00:36,846 Mm. 10 00:00:36,847 --> 00:00:39,035 Um, is that my hair dryer?

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1 00:00:15,726 --> 00:00:17,706 One... 2 00:00:18,195 --> 00:00:20,175 Two... 3 00:00:20,297 --> 00:00:22,337 Four... 4 00:00:22,514 --> 00:00:24,252 Five... 5 00:00:24,253 --> 00:00:25,446 Six... 6 00:00:25,447 --> 00:00:26,635 Seven... 7 00:00:26,636 --> 00:00:27,447 Eight... 8 00:00:27,448 --> 00:00:28,224 Nine... 9 00:00:28,225 --> 00:00:30,085 Ten! 10 00:00:30,086 --> 00:00:33,979 Okay, I'll turn on the TV. You make us a pizza.

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1 00:00:16,608 --> 00:00:18,542 Sam, come here come here come here! 2 00:00:18,543 --> 00:00:20,403 Ugh! 3 00:00:21,739 --> 00:00:23,280 What? 4 00:00:23,281 --> 00:00:27,361 Put these chips out for our guests! 5 00:00:33,558 --> 00:00:34,625 Did I miss it?! 6 00:00:34,626 --> 00:00:35,713 Nope. 7 00:00:35,714 --> 00:00:37,260 Oh! 8 00:00:37,261 --> 00:00:39,541 Hey, opee. 9 00:00:41,165 --> 00:00:42,833 So what you making? 10 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,267 Lemonade.

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1 00:00:08,971 --> 00:00:10,904 Say it. 2 00:00:10,905 --> 00:00:13,806 Previously, on "Sam and cat". 3 00:00:13,807 --> 00:00:15,185 Previously. 4 00:00:15,186 --> 00:00:18,786 Previously, on "Sam and cat". 5 00:00:20,024 --> 00:00:23,749 These are my nieces, Gwen and Ruby. 6 00:00:23,750 --> 00:00:25,351 Is that a pear phone six?! 7 00:00:25,352 --> 00:00:26,852 Yes. Do you like it? 8 00:00:26,853 --> 00:00:28,889 Will you please sell me five phones. 9 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:33,292 - Five hundred bucks. - Don't text and drive! 10 00:00:33,293 --> 00:00:34,337 Rocks!

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1 00:00:16,432 --> 00:00:17,832 Yeah... 2 00:00:17,833 --> 00:00:22,033 Aw yeah, oh, look at this motorcycle. 3 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,247 I got all the pink paint off. 4 00:00:24,248 --> 00:00:28,485 That's great, but come on, the baby's fussy we've got to feed him! 5 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:30,831 Here... he can finish my onion. 6 00:00:30,832 --> 00:00:35,718 No! I've got a full bottle here I just can't find the nipple! 7 00:00:35,719 --> 00:00:38,779 Where's the nipple?!? 8 00:00:39,536 --> 00:00:41,097 Knock, knock. 9 00:00:41,098 --> 00:00:42,542 Who's there? 10 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,542

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1 00:00:11,367 --> 00:00:13,227 Ugh! 2 00:00:14,479 --> 00:00:16,339 Ugh! 3 00:00:17,610 --> 00:00:19,078 No! 4 00:00:19,079 --> 00:00:21,399 Oh my god! 5 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,286 Oh, you... 6 00:00:23,287 --> 00:00:25,097 Hey. 7 00:00:25,098 --> 00:00:26,909 Whatcha doing in my closet? 8 00:00:26,910 --> 00:00:28,985 Something smells... 9 00:00:28,986 --> 00:00:30,522 Bad! 10 00:00:30,523 --> 00:00:33,859 What makes ya think the smell's coming from my closet?

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1 00:00:15,987 --> 00:00:18,699 Hm, let's see... 2 00:00:18,700 --> 00:00:21,401 - Three crack. - Oh! Two bam. 3 00:00:21,402 --> 00:00:23,082 _. 4 00:00:23,413 --> 00:00:25,075 What's your problem? 5 00:00:25,076 --> 00:00:26,756 _. 6 00:00:29,060 --> 00:00:30,740 _. 7 00:00:34,359 --> 00:00:38,250 Nona! Look, Sam and I came to see you. 8 00:00:38,251 --> 00:00:40,373 I can't wait to leave. 9 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:43,838 Oh, it's my granddaughter, cat. 10 00:00:43,839 --> 00:00:45,306 Over here baby.

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1 00:00:17,557 --> 00:00:19,582 - Hey. - Hey! 2 00:00:19,583 --> 00:00:22,098 Yo robot! Over here! 3 00:00:22,099 --> 00:00:25,134 Hello! Happy Halloween! 4 00:00:25,135 --> 00:00:27,236 How can I help you? 5 00:00:27,237 --> 00:00:29,004 I didn't like my dessert. 6 00:00:29,005 --> 00:00:31,045 Oh no! 7 00:00:31,753 --> 00:00:33,306 Was it bad? 8 00:00:33,307 --> 00:00:34,741 Painfully bad. 9 00:00:34,742 --> 00:00:37,816 So take it off my bill, would ya? 10 00:00:37,817 --> 00:00:39,441 Mm!

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1 00:00:23,050 --> 00:00:26,484 I don't know what you're doing, but I love it! 2 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:29,284 Oh, see, I put a ping pong ball in my mouth, 3 00:00:29,285 --> 00:00:32,197 and then I blow, so the ping pong ball flies up in the air... 4 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:34,256 And then I watch it land on the table. 5 00:00:34,257 --> 00:00:36,057 Oh. 6 00:00:36,112 --> 00:00:38,152 Well... 7 00:00:39,428 --> 00:00:42,596 Why'd you cover our whole table in peanut butter? 8 00:00:42,597 --> 00:00:45,064 So the balls won't roll off. 9 00:00:45,065 --> 00:00:48,798 So, look! I got a new hat. See. It says "hat" on it.

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1 00:00:13,843 --> 00:00:19,183 All right, now, let me just get my jump rope ready. 2 00:00:19,213 --> 00:00:21,514 You sure you want us to hit tennis balls at you? 3 00:00:21,515 --> 00:00:22,783 Oh yeah. 4 00:00:22,784 --> 00:00:23,981 Why? 5 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:28,437 Because if I'm really good at jumping rope while you're hitting me with tennis balls. 6 00:00:28,438 --> 00:00:31,254 Imagine how great I'll be when you're not. 7 00:00:31,255 --> 00:00:33,789 You guys are weird babysitters. 8 00:00:33,790 --> 00:00:36,324 Wait'll you see what we feed you. 9 00:00:36,325 --> 00:00:38,049 All right.

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1 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:15,380 Yep. 2 00:00:15,470 --> 00:00:17,510 Uh-uh. 3 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:19,119 Right. 4 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:25,020 Listen nona, I'm trying to watch something on TV could you... oi! 5 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:31,300 Yeah, nona, sure I'd love to hear what happened after you fell down the stairs. 6 00:00:31,970 --> 00:00:37,870 Oh wow, the doctor says you may need surgery, so interesting. 7 00:00:40,130 --> 00:00:42,470 M'jiggyyyy! 8 00:00:42,950 --> 00:00:47,649 Hey, I gotta call ya back. Dice just blew himself up! 9 00:00:47,650 --> 00:00:51,859 Hey, when did you get back from magic camp?!

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1 00:00:13,770 --> 00:00:16,410 Hey, I'm back. 2 00:00:17,039 --> 00:00:19,440 Yay. I love when you're back. 3 00:00:19,441 --> 00:00:21,108 So, did you finish? 4 00:00:21,109 --> 00:00:24,109 Yep. All done. Look. 5 00:00:26,012 --> 00:00:27,278 What is that? 6 00:00:27,279 --> 00:00:29,480 It's a man, made of money. 7 00:00:29,481 --> 00:00:32,695 I call him "Mr. Bills". 8 00:00:32,696 --> 00:00:36,836 Cat, I told you to count the money. 9 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:38,443 Why? 10 00:00:38,444 --> 00:00:44,290 So we'd know how much we've saved from our babysitting. Jeez.

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1 00:00:17,536 --> 00:00:20,780 Hey, you said you were gonna help me pull out my loose tooth. 2 00:00:20,781 --> 00:00:22,649 I'm gonna. 3 00:00:22,650 --> 00:00:28,550 But these meatballs, ooh, it's like they're from round meat heaven. 4 00:00:28,803 --> 00:00:30,638 Ooh. 5 00:00:30,639 --> 00:00:32,452 Ooh! 6 00:00:32,453 --> 00:00:34,313 Ooh. 7 00:00:35,063 --> 00:00:36,296 Can I try a meatball? 8 00:00:36,297 --> 00:00:38,265 Uh, sorry, none left. 9 00:00:38,266 --> 00:00:42,586 There's one right there, on your fork. 10 00:00:42,659 --> 00:00:45,572

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1 00:00:13,856 --> 00:00:16,123 Ah, ah-ha. 2 00:00:16,124 --> 00:00:17,326 Ha, ha! 3 00:00:17,327 --> 00:00:20,366 Look out! I'm zigging and zagging. 4 00:00:20,367 --> 00:00:22,287 Oh... 5 00:00:23,165 --> 00:00:25,025 Wee! 6 00:00:25,153 --> 00:00:26,756 What is that? 7 00:00:26,757 --> 00:00:29,162 It's a ziggity zag. Want to ride on it? 8 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:30,359 Uh, yeah. 9 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:32,729 You're going to have to catch me first. 10 00:00:32,730 --> 00:00:34,590 Woo!

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1 00:00:16,358 --> 00:00:17,624 Mm. 2 00:00:17,625 --> 00:00:20,126 How great are these sliders, huh? 3 00:00:20,127 --> 00:00:21,968 Mm, mm. 4 00:00:21,969 --> 00:00:23,630 Oh, yeah. 5 00:00:23,631 --> 00:00:26,151 That is nice. 6 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:28,574 Now, slide. 7 00:00:32,807 --> 00:00:34,975 All right. 8 00:00:34,976 --> 00:00:37,043 - So, Lucas. - Yes, ma'am. 9 00:00:37,044 --> 00:00:39,913 Your next vocabulary word is... 10 00:00:39,914 --> 00:00:41,114 Projectile.

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1 00:00:14,477 --> 00:00:17,051 And a little a'dis. 2 00:00:18,453 --> 00:00:20,319 And a little a' dat. 3 00:00:20,321 --> 00:00:22,188 And a dash a'dis. 4 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:28,260 A blob of red, a plop a' brown 5 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:31,030 come on now, plop on in there. 6 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:34,367 Excuse me. I'm trying to do my homework. 7 00:00:34,369 --> 00:00:38,170 Well, try to keep it down, would ya? 8 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:39,672 What are you even doing? 9 00:00:39,674 --> 00:00:40,373 There's like a billion 10 00:00:40,375 --> 00:00:44,076 in the sauces in the world, right?

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1 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:17,700 Hi. 2 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:21,787 Wait a second. 3 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:25,024 Oh. 4 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:28,227 You know, it's going to be really hard to drink out of those. 5 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:30,129 I'm trying to teach myself how to juggle. 6 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:32,531 But why use glasses? 7 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:36,168 Well, I tried knives, that didn't go well. 8 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:41,407 Oh Sam, you're so violent. 9 00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:42,641 So, you went to the mall? 10 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,477

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1 00:00:18,753 --> 00:00:19,952 I'll go get us a table. 2 00:00:19,954 --> 00:00:21,387 Kay-Kay. 3 00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:22,721 Hey, you should go with him. 4 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:23,322 Why? 5 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:26,125 So you won't be near me. 6 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:29,828 Sam, you make such funny jokes. 7 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:32,898 I'll go with him. 8 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:34,400 Excuse me! 9 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:36,201 Excuse me! 10 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,002 Whoa. What?

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1 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:18,752 Hey, yokvish. 2 00:00:18,753 --> 00:00:20,053 One minute. 3 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:22,856 I am grooming. 4 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:24,591 Can we put up a flyer in here? 5 00:00:24,592 --> 00:00:25,759 For our babysitting service? 6 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:29,129 Uh... great, thanks. Come on. 7 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:32,298 Let's put this right in the middle. 8 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:35,902 What about the flyer for the lost kitten? 9 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:40,807 I'm sorry, it's on the floor now. 10 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:42,342 There.

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1 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:18,717 Hi. How many? 2 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:19,318 Five. 3 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:20,352 Yes. Make it six. 4 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:21,286 Yeah, that's all of us. 5 00:00:21,288 --> 00:00:22,454 How's this table here? 6 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:23,389 Very, very good. Thank you. 7 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:24,089 Sorry. 8 00:00:24,091 --> 00:00:25,524 Sounds good. We're good. 9 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:26,325 Oh, no goomer, 10 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:27,059 we're just goin' to..

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1 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:21,395 Hey. 2 00:00:21,989 --> 00:00:22,989 Oh. 3 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:26,536 Honey, I'm home. 4 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:29,836 What was that? 5 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:31,394 Look at the floor. 6 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:32,922 Uh, a hot dog. 7 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:38,898 I bought a wiener flinger. 8 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:41,417 Hey, that's terrific. 9 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:43,981 But I'm trying to bake something. 10 00:00:44,011 --> 00:00:45,355 And Kim is going to be here any minute.

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1 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:16,716 Hey, hey. 2 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:25,521 So, not the weirdest thing I've walked in on here. 3 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:26,593 Sam, hi. 4 00:00:27,762 --> 00:00:29,585 What's up with the, uh, that? 5 00:00:31,098 --> 00:00:32,258 I'm babysitting. 6 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:34,597 I don't see a kid. 7 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:41,263 I guess he must've left. 8 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:44,511 So, you want to tell me why you're up there? 9 00:00:44,512 --> 00:00:48,752 Well, I was at the supermarket, and I met a man there named chico. 10

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1 00:00:15,016 --> 00:00:16,349 Come on, punch him. 2 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:19,170 Hit the guy in... come on, fight, man. 3 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:20,906 Kick him in the neck. 4 00:00:20,921 --> 00:00:21,921 Give him... 5 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:28,395 What? 6 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:32,298 You swear you're really Sam from the "icarly" web show? 7 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:35,539 No, I'm the monkey, from "the monkey show." 8 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:39,664 Oh, my god, I love "the monkey show." 9 00:00:40,341 --> 00:00:41,341 Me, too. 10 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:42,809

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1 00:00:17,885 --> 00:00:18,885 Hi, nona. 2 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:20,053 Hi, cat. 3 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:22,245 Hey, want to do something fun? 4 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:23,289 Sure. Always. 5 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:25,040 Well, why don't you 6 00:00:26,093 --> 00:00:27,627 yes... 7 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:29,883 Watch one television news program, 8 00:00:30,264 --> 00:00:35,068 and write 500 words on the topic of news that interests you most? 9 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:36,826 Is this your homework? 10 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:39,287 No, this is not my homework.

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1 00:00:14,814 --> 00:00:18,217 Sam, could you give me a hand in the kitchen, please? 2 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:19,218 I could. 3 00:00:19,386 --> 00:00:19,886 Yay. 4 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:21,376 But I won't. 5 00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:22,621 Poop. 6 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:27,251 Can we not watch this? 7 00:00:27,427 --> 00:00:28,427 Please? 8 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:31,363 Why? You guys said you love this movie. 9 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:32,364 We do... 10 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,336 On a big screen.

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1 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:19,752 Hey, Sam, look. 2 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:23,455 I'm almost done with my banana man. 3 00:00:23,456 --> 00:00:24,757 Ugh. 4 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:27,326 I'm busy trying to fix my chainsaw. 5 00:00:27,327 --> 00:00:29,695 Hey, hand me an eight millimeter socket wrench. 6 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,930 I don't know what that is. 7 00:00:31,931 --> 00:00:33,532 An eight millimeter socket wrench. 8 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:34,700 What's the matter with you? 9 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:38,604 I'm five. 10 00:00:38,605 --> 00:00:39,605 Ugh.

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1 00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:14,613 All right girls. 2 00:00:14,614 --> 00:00:19,018 So head downstairs and get ready for your chi-overs. 3 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,819 How we doing? 4 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:22,621 How we doing? 5 00:00:22,622 --> 00:00:30,622 How we do-oo-oo-ing? 6 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:36,301 Hey you guys. 7 00:00:36,302 --> 00:00:37,102 Cat. 8 00:00:37,103 --> 00:00:38,370 Cat. 9 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:40,239 We're watching "slightly less gorgeous." 10 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:40,939 What's that?

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1 00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:17,783 Okay, doctor duckley, I know you want to come with me. 2 00:00:17,784 --> 00:00:19,985 Quack, quack, quack. 3 00:00:19,986 --> 00:00:23,188 But I only have room for two more of you guys. 4 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:24,723 Why? 5 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:26,058 Why what? 6 00:00:26,059 --> 00:00:27,226 Why are you packing? 7 00:00:27,227 --> 00:00:29,728 Why are you talking to your stuffed animals? 8 00:00:29,729 --> 00:00:33,832 And why do I keep getting the same pimple in the middle of my back? 9 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:35,734 I'm going to Arizona with dice.