Robot Chicken - Tenth Season English Subtitles

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Pickin' flowers!

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My name's Maria.
Who are you?

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Here!
You can have this flower.

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Flower.

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Do you want to play a game?

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Peas, porridge, hot.
Peas, porridge, cold...

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This game is terrible!

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Oh, no!

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I'm a monster!

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It's alive!

2
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Have you been injured while
touring a chocolate factory?

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I'll get you the snozberries
you deserve.

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I was turned into
a fucking giant blueberry,

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and now I need to be juiced
twice a day, or I'll explode.

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Larry Loompa got me $3 million.

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Don't get dopity screwed.

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I was pulled
through a taffy stretcher,

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but thanks to Larry,

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Hi, April O'Neil.
The porn star.

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Love your work.
No, the one from "60 Minutes."

3
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60 minutes of porn?
It's too much.

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I chafe.
It's a disaster.

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How do you respond to charges
that your campaign

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was secretly run
by the evil Shredder,

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archenemy of The Ninja Turtles?

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I've never met him,
don't know him.

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It's alive!

2
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Leia, no!

3
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She's dead.

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What? How?
The Force...

5
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I guess.

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Now, Harry Potter,

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I shall finish what I started
all those years ago.

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I shall...

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kill you.

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It's alive!

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Freddy Krueger had a dream.

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I want my father to walk me
down the aisle.

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But this wedding has
a few surprises.

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Dude, sunscreen!

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Burned alive, but thanks!

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Your father?

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Aren't you the Bastard Son
of 100 Maniacs?

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Well, I'm the son of one maniac.

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Oh, my gosh.

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It's...

3
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It's alive!

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Get ready, rookie.
This is some sick shit.

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McDonaldland always

6
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had a dirty underbelly.

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Hell, we sold that underbelly
cheap to make McRibs.

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But now someone had
whacked McCheese.

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The way he ran this town,
it could've been anybody,

1
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It's alive!

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From the studio
that brought you.

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"Paranormal Activity"
and "Sinister"...

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- Did you hear that?
- It's coming from the attic.

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...learn what happens...

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...when a studio heavily invests
in the wrong IP.

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Run!

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It's a Weeble!

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It glows in the dark!

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It's alive!

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Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,

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if the glove doesn't fit,
you must acquit.

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Objection, Your Honor.

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Sustained.

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Hey, Bert, we're being honored

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on "Sesame Street"
Pride Day. Aw!

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Can't two good friends
be roommates

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and do everything together

1
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It's alive!

2
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Oh, my God... Larry!

3
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Infinity.

4
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Just like that.

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Ah, fuck.

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I am Sauron, Lord of the Rings!

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I did it!

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Oh! Nooooo!

9
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Are we
expecting anyone?

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If you're a salesman,

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It's alive!

2
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Uh-oh, where's my phone?

3
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No!

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Oh.
Oh, no!

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Skunk Ape, Space Squatch, look!

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They're bulldozing sequoias
to make room

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for a bulldozer factory!

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These guys stink!

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Time to zap some dweebizoids!

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Hi! Welcome to the
"Robot Chicken" holiday...

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Thank you for traveling
the North Pole Express,

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famous for its very low rate
of passenger murders.

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You'll never be murdered
on the North Pole Express.

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Don't forget to
tip your porter.

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I almost
missed this train.

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I got on the Polar Express
by mistake.

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They're different trains,
you see.

1
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It's alive!

2
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Ugh, dumb dog.

3
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We go through this
every 4th of July.

4
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Well, you'd be scared, too, if
you had supersensitive hearing.

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Superman,
they're just fireworks.

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Oh, great.

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Now he's pissing
all over the floor!

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There goes Sonic,

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fastest hedgehog in the world!

1
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It's alive!

2
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I don't know what
happened to my voice, Dave.

3
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Just look at the flowers, Alvin.

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Who's next?

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Run, Theodore!
Shiiiiit!

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Lady of the Lake,

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King Arthur
lies dying from battle

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and would see Excalibur
returns to you,

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so when a new king arises,

1
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It's alive!

2
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I think
it's a Velociraptor.

3
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No.
It's a Veloci-rapper!

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Yeah, Jurassic Park all day!
West side raptor!

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Motherfucka World star!

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FUCK meteors. We out.

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Tim, get up!
You got to wake up!

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Dr. Grant, the dinosaur
didn't even touch him.

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Ah, the Veloci-rapper

1
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It's alive!

2
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Tyrion Lannister,

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if you are found guilty of
poisoning your nephew,

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the king, you will die.

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I demand a trial... by trivia!

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Who will partner with the dwarf?

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I, Oberyn Martell, five-time
Trivia Tuesdays champion

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at Buds 'n' Suds,
shall volunteer.

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You have two minutes
to answer all the questions.

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It's alive!

2
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What have you done to it?!

3
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What have you done to its eyes?!

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He has his father's eyes.

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Whose "D" do I need to ask
to get another drink in this...

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Does she know?

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Ahh... she knows.

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"Tinker Bell warned Peter,
any time he says fairies

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don't exist,
somewhere a fairy drops dead."

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1
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Is coloring boring, Dad?

2
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Of course not.

3
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It's so much fun to color
with you, Megan.

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Let's color some shit
fucking purple!

5
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Yay!
Fucking purple!

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You like my hair, Nancy?

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Most girls find it ridiculous.

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Nancy, you cannot
go upstairs with him.

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Barb, if I want to go upstairs,

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It's alive!

2
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Hey. You can understand
Detective Pikachu, right?

3
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All I hear is "pika, pika."

4
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Why?
What do you hear?

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Kill John Lennon.

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What?

7
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What?

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Repeat after me.

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The rain in Spain
stays mainly in the plain.

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It's alive!

2
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You can count on me sir.

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If you have any mice,
I'll clear them out.

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Uhhhhh...

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Uh, all right.

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You're all clear!

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Now I shall teach you
to defeat a boggart,

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which takes the form
of your deepest, darkest fear.

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Neville, why don't you go first?

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Welcome.
I'm Sam Elliott.

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And this is the 200th episode
of "Robot Chicken."

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To celebrate, these folks
came up with something special.

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All of you fans together will be
using your remote control

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to decide how the episode goes.

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To select A,
press your mute button.

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To select B,
press your power button.

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Oh, wait.

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