Robot Chicken - Eleventh Season English Subtitles

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It's alive!

2
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Hey, homies, mind if I join
in this rapping battle?

3
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I'm rappin' rockin' barbie.

4
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And as long as I have
my pink plastic boom box.

5
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And my big plastic dreams,

6
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I know I can make it
to the top of the urban charts.

7
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Yeah, man! Turn that
volume up to seven, skipper.

8
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It's time
to rap and rock!

9
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Go, barbie!

1
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It's alive!

2
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Ah, man, shut the door!
Okay.

3
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Oh, man,
there's so many zombies.

4
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Oh, shit!
Grab the shotgun.

5
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Wait, no, don't!

6
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Huh? What?

7
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Aw, no! Today's
April Fools' Day.

8
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I was going to
prank you guys.

9
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What kind of prank

1
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It's alive!

2
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Oh, yeah.
I'm ready.

3
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Give it to me,
Rube Goldberg.

4
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Hold on.
Let me put on a condom.

5
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Mm, yeah.

6
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Oh, um, oka... okay?

7
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I've lost my erection.

8
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Hey, hey!

9
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Who's knock-knocking
on Genie's door?

1
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It's alive!

2
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Looks like we're going
to get ourselves an...

3
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Oh, shit!

4
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Ah, bollocks!

5
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We need a thousand
yards of giant chain

6
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to drag that beat
out of the drink!

7
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If only I'd anticipated this!

8
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Or did I?!

9
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Need chains?
Call Whitey Two-Chains,

1
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It's alive!

2
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Oh, Arnold.

3
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The circumference
of your giant football head,

4
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it's like you want me
to notice you.

5
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Oh, I'm sorry!

6
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Watch where you're going!

7
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I'm internal monologuing!

8
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My wheelie scooter!

9
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Did I just kill someone?

10
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1
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It's alive!

2
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Who watches the Watchmen?

3
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Heh...
Ah, shit, they're onto us!

4
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- Lice Girls!
- You are never going to

5
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Chuck E. Cheese ever again.

6
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What do you think we abducted
this time, Zandar?

7
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I dunno, Zortex, probably
another cow or farmer.

8
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Whatever it is,
get ready for probes city!

9
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I regret everything!

1
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It's alive!

2
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Naruto, you have the Fox
of Nine Tails spirit within you.

3
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But to become the leader
of the Konoha village,

4
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you must first survive
the ninja exam!

5
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Let the ninja exam begin!

6
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"Think of a ninja you admire,

7
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and list three
of the qualities

8
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that make him
or her a good leader.

9
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Which quality do you

1
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It's alive!

2
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Stay
in the middle.

3
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Don't get too close
to the water.

4
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Why not?

5
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My arm!

6
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That's why.

7
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Huaahh-ha!
Hi-ya!

8
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Airbending!

9
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Hi-ya!

10

1
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It's alive!

2
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Where are your red
balloons? I'm running low.

3
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We're out of red balloons,
actually,

4
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but we have
these balloons.

5
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I'll make it work.

6
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Stupid living skeletons.

7
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What's even
holding you guys up?

8
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My bones
are holding me up.

9
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Bones are connected

1
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It's alive!

2
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Huhnmorder:

3
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This is the worst case
of TMJ I've ever seen.

4
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So,
what went wrong, Peppa?

5
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What went wrong?

6
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Every single
thing!

7
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I'm a cartoon pig
whose whole purpose in life

8
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is to make mistakes
so kids learn from 'em.

9
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Mistake number one...

1
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It's alive!

2
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Congratulations.

3
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You're the very first human
to make it to heaven.

4
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I'm so excited
that you're here.

5
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These are for you.
I made it myself. This, too.

6
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It's all pretty
self-explanatory.

7
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Um, okay,
enjoy eternal paradise.

8
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Uh, let me get that
started for you.

9
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1
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Happy Halloween.

2
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Oh, no. My head!

3
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I got you all so good.

4
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I'm not really dead.

5
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Get out of here.

6
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Hi, Gertrude Bertha.

7
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Oh. Oh, God.

8
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Will I see you out there
trick or treating tonight?

9
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Will you what?

10
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Like when we were kids.

1
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It's alive!

2
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Give me all your money.
Oh, please don't hurt me!

3
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Not so fast, punk.

4
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Upside down now! Aah!

5
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Thanks, spider man!

6
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Oh, hello, kendra, I see you
posting that thirst trap.

7
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I mean,
a girl's gotta 'gram.

8
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I bet you're going to have
a bunch of hunks.

9
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Sliding into your dms.

1
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It's alive!

2
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Aah! Oh, no! Aah! Aah!

3
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Aah! Oh, god!

4
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Aah! Aah! A shark!

5
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One on land.

6
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One at sea.

7
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Theirs was a forbidden love.

8
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Just kill me already!

9
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The world was against them.

10
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We have to separate them.
If they team up, we're dead.

1
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It's alive!

2
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Huhnmorder:

3
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You know, I you like
you're fat-shaming me.

4
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Ball pit!

5
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Help!

6
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Mojo jojo is in jail now.

7
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But will break out to fight
the powerpuff girls again.

8
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For you to put in jail again...
No. Wait.

9
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Is that mojo jojo's life?
Oh, my god.

1
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It's alive!

2
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You know the thing
about living.

3
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On a tropical island
paradise?

4
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You get so distracted
looking at all the beauty,

5
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You forget to look out
for yourself.

6
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Wait! Mario!
What about me?!

7
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But now I see clearly.

8
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I don't know what-a you did
to piss-a this guy off,

9
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1
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It's alive!

2
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Ghost rider,
the tribe has spoken.

3
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Damn you all to hell.

4
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Listen up, you little brats.

5
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Your antics at recess
have been.

6
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Entirely too wild,
zany, and satirical.

7
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So today I brought in a guest
to scare you straight.

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Mr. Davidson.

9
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Holy whomps,
that guy is jacked.

1
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It's alive!

2
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Do you have any idea
how embarrassing it isss.

3
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That other rattlesnakes know
that I'm related to you?

4
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Whoa, buddy!
Where's your parachute?!

5
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I bet my friends 50 bucks
that penguins could fly.

6
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If they were motivated enough,
so here goes!

7
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That literally makes
no sense,

8
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And you should wear a parachute
because you're wrong.

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1
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It's alive!

2
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I want my phone call!

3
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Payphone's on the wall.

4
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Hello?

5
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I love you.

6
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Ah, success!

7
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To achieve it, you need power,
unbridled ambition,

8
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And a full head
of luxurious hair!

9
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Not every undead master of evil
has hair like mine,

10

1
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It's alive!

2
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Oh, my god.
We're gonna die!

3
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I didn't want to do this
in the first place!

4
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We're gonna die.

5
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Oh, no,
it's happening!

6
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- Whew!
- Wow, I saw my life flash before my eyes.

7
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- We really avoided...
- that was terrible.

8
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Ah, I thought that
was gonna be so much worse.

9
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1
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It's alive!

2
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Oh, my God.
We're gonna die!

3
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I didn't want to do this
in the first place!

4
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We're gonna die.

5
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Oh, no,
it's happening!

6
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Wow, I saw my life flash before my eyes.

7
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- We really avoided...
- That was terrible.

8
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- Ah, I thought that.
- Was gonna be so much worse.

9
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- Aww, look at the goose!