Rick and Morty - Third Season English Subtitles
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An animated series that follows the exploits of a super scientist and his not-so-bright grandson.
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Rick.and.Morty.S03.1080p.BluRay.x264-YELLOWBiRD
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1 00:00:01,543 --> 00:00:03,625 Anyway, that's how I escaped from space prison! 2 00:00:03,754 --> 00:00:04,994 Oh! Scary place. 3 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:07,918 Wow, Rick! That's -- That's one -- one heck of a story. 4 00:00:08,050 --> 00:00:10,007 I sure do wish I could've been there to see it happen. 5 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:12,046 Oh, come on. Who wants to watch a mad scientist 6 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:13,214 use handmade sci-fi tools 7 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,008 to take out highly trained alien guards 8 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:17,347 when we can sit here and be a family at Shoney's? 9
1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:02,575 Ohh! 2 00:00:02,711 --> 00:00:05,169 Summer, next time we're hiding in a Colorkian echo nest, 3 00:00:05,297 --> 00:00:07,288 can you do me a favor and turn your ringer off? 4 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:09,131 It's called "carpe diem," Morty. 5 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:10,374 - Look it up. - You look it up! 6 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,093 Y-Y-You don't even -- You don't even know what it means! 7 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:13,461 That's because losers look stuff up 8 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:16,259 while the rest of us are carpin' all them diems. 9
1 00:00:01,919 --> 00:00:03,250 Morty?! 2 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:06,249 - Morty! - Rick? 3 00:00:06,381 --> 00:00:08,713 - Hey, Morty?! - Rick? 4 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,504 Are you far away, or are you inside something? 5 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:12,968 Is this a camera? 6 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:14,632 Is everything a camera? 7 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:16,381 Morty, the garage, Morty. 8 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:17,757 Come to the garage! 9 00:00:18,477 --> 00:00:21,094 - Morty? - Rick? W-Where are you?
1 00:00:01,543 --> 00:00:03,375 Don't let any of those things get away, Morty. 2 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:04,994 If their DNA gets into Earth's food chain, 3 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:06,620 our entire species could be sterilized. 4 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:08,122 Then why aren't we killing them? 5 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:10,124 Right, next time I need a species sterilized, 6 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:11,341 who's gonna do it for me, you? 7 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:12,710 Whoa! Rick! 8 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,462 I-Is that the Vindibeacon? 9 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:16,509 We're being called to assemble by the Vindicators!
1 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:27,858 Jerry! Jerry, come on! 2 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:29,067 We got to go! You got to come with me, Jerry! 3 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:30,357 - Rick? - It's important, Jerry. 4 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:32,400 The fate of the galaxy rests on your shoulders. 5 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:33,819 Let's go. Put some pants on. 6 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:35,908 N-Never mind, there's no time for pants, Jerry. 7 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,618 I'll make you a pair of pants on the way. 8 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:39,362 It's a Rick and Jerry adventure! 9 00:00:39,498 --> 00:00:41,239
1 00:00:02,711 --> 00:00:04,748 So, Jessica, I heard you broke up with Brad. 2 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:06,871 Who are you gonna date now that you can date anyone? 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:07,838 I don't know. 4 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:11,300 I mean, obviously if someone special comes along... 5 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:13,510 B-But I mean really special, like, 6 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,880 nothing I've even remotely considered in the past. 7 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,632 - Holy shit, holy shit. - I want that kind of love 8 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:19,099 - like that docking kind of love. - Oh, yeah. 9
1 00:00:02,586 --> 00:00:03,872 All right, Morty, you ready for our adventure 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,210 to the Lost City of Atlantis? 3 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:06,579 Ready as I'll ever be, Rick. 4 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:08,547 Oh, for fuck's sake. 5 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:11,042 Hello. I'm Rick K-22. This is my Morty. 6 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:12,794 We're going from reality to reality 7 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:14,216 asking Ricks to contribute 8 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,931 to the Citadel of Ricks Redevelopment Fund. 9 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:17,924 What are you, stupid?
1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,583 Morty, hurry! 2 00:00:02,711 --> 00:00:04,998 Return the Truth Tortoise! 3 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:07,246 Morty, whatever you do, don't drop the Truth Tortoise! 4 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:08,417 Also really important, 5 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:10,382 whatever you do, don't look into its eyes! 6 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:13,048 I-I did look at it, Rick! I've been looking at it! 7 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,215 Now you're gonna know everything, Morty! 8 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,055 Good job! Way to go! You fucked everything up! 9 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,514 It's in my head!
1 00:00:02,586 --> 00:00:03,451 In local news, 2 00:00:03,587 --> 00:00:04,998 child murderer Joseph Eli Lipnip 3 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:06,916 is scheduled to die tomorrow by lethal injection, 4 00:00:07,049 --> 00:00:09,541 his execution already drawing dozens more spectators 5 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,337 than the death of TV news. Carla? 6 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:13,802 The man that once ate his own son... 7 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:16,719 Wow. He's really getting executed after all this time. 8 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,090 You know the son that he ate was -- 9
1 00:00:02,252 --> 00:00:04,584 Come on, football! Go, go! 2 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,080 Oh, come on. 3 00:00:08,217 --> 00:00:10,424 Play football! 4 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:19,300 Aaah! 5 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,387 So, you're mining stuff to craft with 6 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:23,854 and crafting stuff to mine with? 7 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,768 - Uh-huh. - Did your dad write this game? 8 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:27,812 Mean. 9 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:33,231 Gentlemen, you're needed by a friend in Washington!
