Rick and Morty sixth season English Subtitles

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Ugh. Guess this is how it ends.
I thought I was better than this.

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Dramatic voiceover while stranded in space?

3
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I guess when you're dying,
the first thing to go is your creativity.

4
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Citadel's gone
and the saucer we escaped in is out of power.

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I'm so scared in here.

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The extra Mortys went feral.

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Ah. Some problems solve themselves.

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Been drinking a lot-- Morty, write this down.

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I don't have a helmet like that Avengers guy did.

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Hey, you kids! Don't be bad outside my store!

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-I keep a nice store!
-Give it up, old man.

3
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We're just cool, bad kids doing young stuff.

4
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-Wanna do more skateboard moves?
-Which ones?

5
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-The rad ones, that's which.
-How are you kids?

6
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-Grandpa's trying to get your attention.
-Yeah, screw off.

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-Grandson, what's that mean?
-He's one of those cult people.

8
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They worship Roy
that says he's everybody's grandpa.

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1
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Oh, my God, I cannot fucking believe this.
Here we fucking go!

2
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Oh, jeez.

3
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Pardon the interruption.
We are once again in the federal clear.

4
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Rick, what the hell?
Are you a Turkey Dracula now?

5
00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:22,523
Morty, is that a Pooplickian GamePod?

6
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Actually it's the GamePod XL.

7
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They say it's the most realistic
video-game console ever.

8
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-l never got you that.
-Space Mom did.

9
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She's in for the holiday weekend. Remember?

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Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

2
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What are you doing?

3
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Dad?

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Dad? Hello?

5
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What is wrong with you?

6
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Really?

7
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Oh. Okay.

8
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Morning, ass...  ...holes.
What's this? Pancakes? Sold.

9
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What was up with you last night?

10
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I was talking to you

1
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Now, that was some fantastic chow mein.

2
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And before you say that sounded racist,
you can ask the waiter how they say it.

3
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It's Panda Express, honey.
The waiter's from Portland.

4
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All right, who the hell changed my ringtone
to the theme from Taxi?

5
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It's a new thing on Taxi Tok.

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That's a subculture on TikTok
of kids who decided the theme from Taxi slaps.

7
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Now you have to play the theme
for 10 people while I film it.

8
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-I don't have to do shit. That's dumb.
-It raises awareness for leukemia.

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1
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And in weird things in space news,
that mysterious "rift" is still there.

2
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Not gone yet. You remember that, don't you?
It's probably important. Back to you, Tabitha.

3
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Rick, Mom's working, and Dad's still sleeping.
I'm gonna be late.

4
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Yeah, yeah.  I got you. Here.

5
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-Holy shit. Is the portal gun working again?
-Yeah, pretty much.

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Sometimes that happens.

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Just get the keys.

8
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It's actually been nice taking a break
from the portal travel stuff.

9
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I've been racking up a lot

1
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- Previously on Rick and Morty:
-Jerry, I had sex with your wife.

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I did it! I fixed portal travel!

3
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-Jack the Ripper, at your service.
-Cool!

4
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This happened too?

5
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-I'm pregnant.
-Honey, she's just like youl!

6
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-It's raining meatballs!
-Okay, something is...

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Jerry Smith died doing what he loved.
Getting stung by bees.

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-Off.
-Off what? Have some respect. It's Dad's funeral.

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1
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I can't hold them off, Rick. There's too many.

2
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Richard. Your fortress is a salty waste
of coral and clam. Relinquish it at once.

3
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Submit, you continental cunt.

4
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Got a better idea.

5
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-Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.

6
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-Happy?
-Of course I'm happy.

7
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You're acting like you won,
but this is exactly what I wanted.

8
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I am Mr. Nimbus.

9
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Whatever. Come on, Morty.

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-Why are we waiting in line for food?
-It's a pop-up.

2
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It's a rare, pop-up restaurant thing
that only enters our solar system.

3
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Rick, you're gonna spoil your appetite.

4
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That's a weird way to say
I'll stop being hungry by eating food

5
00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:22,397
-but whatever. Three crispy, four wiggling.
-You're probably not even hungry.

6
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You don't like lines
because they aren't about you.

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Another weirdly aggressive way to describe
a friend respecting themselves.

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-What a wonderful thing to say.

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- Yay!

2
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Wait, what's that?

3
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Do I hear something
coming down the chimney?

4
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Rick Santa-chez here with gifts
from across the multiverse.

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-Oh, my God.
-Yes!

6
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For Jerry, an extradimensional version
of Miracle on 34th Street.

7
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Two hours longer!
They fixed my only problem with it!

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For Beth, a framed photo of the two of us from
a universe where she wasn't murdered as a child.

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