Rick and Morty - Second Season English Subtitles
Series Info:
Overview:
An animated series that follows the exploits of a super scientist and his not-so-bright grandson.
Release Name:
Rick and Morty (2013) - Season 2 (Blu-ray) V2
Release Info:
OCR'd Blu-ray subs to text. Don't forget to rate/comment, enjoy! V2 greatly improves OCR/italics/lyrics.
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1 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,335 [VACUUM RUNNING] 2 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:14,681 Hurry up, Morty. 3 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:16,349 Grandpa's about to un-freeze time. 4 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:18,602 You really should be cleaning from top to bottom. 5 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,520 I know how to vacuum Mom and Dad, Summer. 6 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,188 I've been doing it for six months. 7 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:24,684 Then you've been doing it wrong for six months. 8 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:26,482 Oh, my God, is that mildew? 9 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,653 It's not my fault we froze time on a humid day. 10
1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:03,044 RICK: Learning to fly this thing, Morty, 2 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:04,087 is gonna be really liberating. 3 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:05,589 You know, you're gonna be free 4 00:00:05,673 --> 00:00:07,007 -to go on all kinds of errands for me. -Cool. 5 00:00:07,091 --> 00:00:08,258 See that planet right there? 6 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,884 Don't fly too close to that planet. 7 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:11,344 Someone will come out and try to wash your windshield. 8 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:12,543 [RINGTONE PLAYS] 9 00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:14,424 -Hold on. -[CELLPHONE BEEPS] 10
1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:03,038 ALL: ♪ Love ♪ 2 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:04,744 ♪ Connection ♪ 3 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:06,829 ♪ Experience ♪ 4 00:00:06,924 --> 00:00:08,631 Yeah, Morty. 5 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:10,958 ♪ Come together ♪ 6 00:00:11,053 --> 00:00:14,091 ♪ With love, connection, and experience ♪ 7 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,349 -It's my favorite song. -[LAUGHING] Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:19,642 -[ALARM BEEPS] -Oh, yeah, distress beacon! 9 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:20,889 [BURPS] Yeah, baby! 10 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:22,355
1 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,246 Steve, I just got a weird email. 2 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,922 Did you buy us airline tickets? 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,884 Aw, shoot. It was supposed to be a surprise. 4 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:11,344 I wanted to thank you 5 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:12,762 for letting me live here all this time, 6 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,598 so I'm treating the family to a vacation! 7 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:15,888 Steve, you're so sweet. 8 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:17,851 -Thanks, Uncle Steve! -Best Uncle ever. 9 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:19,300 Look out, world. 10 00:00:19,395 --> 00:00:20,812
1 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:13,346 [THUNDER CRASHES] 2 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:16,388 Hey, golf is easy now! 3 00:00:16,475 --> 00:00:19,217 [SCREAMS] Golf is hard again! Golf is hard again! 4 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:21,354 The view from here is the same as yours, Jim. 5 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:23,520 A giant head has entered Earth's gravity, 6 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:25,650 triggering climate change and natural disasters 7 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:28,653 we thought were impossible for at least another eight years. 8 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:30,238 Let's not make this political, Terry. 9 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:32,529 Do we know what this giant head wants?
1 00:00:02,544 --> 00:00:04,170 Jeez, I can't believe we found a version of Earth 2 00:00:04,254 --> 00:00:06,506 with a Ball Fondlers movie franchise. 3 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:09,628 I can't believe the things this reality considers PG-13. 4 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:12,380 -Yeah, I'm pretty jealous. -Don't be, Morty. 5 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:15,304 There's pros and cons to [BURPS] every alternate timeline. 6 00:00:15,391 --> 00:00:16,558 Fun facts about this one… 7 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:18,059 It's got giant, telepathic spiders, 8 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:19,394 11 9/11s, 9 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:21,479 and the best ice cream in the multiverse!
1 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:03,747 What's new at school? 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:05,373 -Nothing. -Nothing! 3 00:00:05,464 --> 00:00:07,375 Oh, uh, one of the lunch ladies died. 4 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:09,384 They found her in the gym with, like, two holes in her neck 5 00:00:09,468 --> 00:00:11,136 and all the blood drained out of her. 6 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:12,971 Good Lord! Who does something like that? 7 00:00:13,055 --> 00:00:15,422 Obviously a vampire. Wh… Wh… Where's the pepper? 8 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,257 Wait, what?! Vampires are real?! 9 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:20,218 Yes, Summer, vampires are real. Who knew? 10
1 00:00:02,670 --> 00:00:04,331 [DOOR BEEPS] 2 00:00:04,421 --> 00:00:06,339 Don't worry about Jerry. He's gonna be fine. 3 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:08,585 You hear me, Jerry? You're gonna be fine. 4 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:10,260 -Whoa! -Ooh, watch out for that stuff. 5 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,928 It'll stain if it gets on your clothes, 6 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,597 and it'll send you into a murderous rage 7 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,265 if it gets in your eyes or mouth. 8 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:16,933 Why would you keep mutant bacteria 9 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,599 in a pint of Cherry Garcia? 10 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,103
1 00:00:01,293 --> 00:00:03,793 MORTY: I gotta tell you, Rick. It's pretty great 2 00:00:03,921 --> 00:00:05,797 to be in this spaceship, just the two of us, you know? 3 00:00:05,881 --> 00:00:07,507 Just cruising around, Rick and Morty style. 4 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:09,002 I agree, Morty. [BELCHES] 5 00:00:09,093 --> 00:00:10,510 It's nice to get back to the basics 6 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:12,345 after a pretty intense, mixed-bag of a year. 7 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:13,464 -Ohh! -Relax. 8 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:15,140 That's what windshields are for. 9 00:00:15,224 --> 00:00:17,100 I didn't know that there
1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:04,379 JERRY: The trick to cereal is keeping 70% above the milk. 2 00:00:04,463 --> 00:00:07,125 -Jerry, get a job. -[KNOCK ON DOOR] 3 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:08,758 Uh, wh… why don't you get it, Jerry? 4 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,428 You're the man of the house, and you don't have a job. 5 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,219 [SIGHS] 6 00:00:13,305 --> 00:00:14,682 Delivery for Rick. 7 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:16,349 Morning, Summer, Beth, and Jerry. 8 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:19,050 -Gross. What is that thing? -It's a courier flap. 9 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,478 It's like the intergalactic version of UPS,
