Rick and Morty - First Season English Subtitles
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Overview:
An animated series that follows the exploits of a super scientist and his not-so-bright grandson.
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Rick and Morty - Season 1 (Blu-ray)
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SDH - Binary Image Compare OCR from original Blu-ray. Non-speech and Speaker IDs converted to uppercase. Don't forget to rate/comment, enjoy!
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1 00:00:02,378 --> 00:00:03,209 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 2 00:00:03,295 --> 00:00:04,581 Morty, you got to come on. 3 00:00:04,672 --> 00:00:06,128 You got to come with me. 4 00:00:06,215 --> 00:00:07,046 What's going on? 5 00:00:07,132 --> 00:00:08,042 I got a surprise for you, Morty. 6 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:08,918 It's the middle of the night. 7 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,716 I got a surprise for you. 8 00:00:10,803 --> 00:00:11,713 Ow! 9 00:00:11,804 --> 00:00:13,590 Ow! You're tugging me too hard. 10 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:14,961 I got a surprise for you, Morty.
1 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,969 TV: Coin collecting is considered the perfect hobby. 2 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:35,824 ...beautiful putt right there... 3 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:36,742 Good birdie. 4 00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:39,116 That's only the... eighth birdie of the day. 5 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:40,617 What? 6 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:41,748 Why are you looking at me? 7 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:43,416 You want to go outside? 8 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:44,708 Outside? 9 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:45,956 [TV SHUTS OFF] 10
1 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,525 ♪ Last King Christmas last arrived ♪ 2 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:37,610 ♪ On the Christmas Christmas ♪ 3 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:38,820 [SNIFFS] 4 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:40,075 Mmm. 5 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:42,657 Jerry, you are really giving it to this ham. 6 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:44,867 [DEVICES BEEPING] 7 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:46,373 Um, Merry Christmas. 8 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:47,749 Hello? 9 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,693 My parents are coming over for the first time in years. 10
1 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:36,067 T-T-T-This is just sloppy craftsmanship. 2 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:37,492 Hey, Rick. 3 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:40,742 Boy, sure is really especially beautiful out there today, huh? 4 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:42,039 Oh, yes, Morty. 5 00:00:42,126 --> 00:00:43,912 L-it's almost unbelievable, isn't it? 6 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:45,037 Yeah, you know? 7 00:00:45,129 --> 00:00:46,356 There's something about the air 8 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,996 and just the way the sunshine is. 9 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:49,000 Uh, sure, buddy. Yeah. 10
1 00:00:34,118 --> 00:00:35,654 [PANTING] 2 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:36,744 Run! 3 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:39,580 [GASPS] 4 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:41,205 Morty, do it! Hit the button now! 5 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:42,291 I can't do it, Rick! 6 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:43,620 They're my parents and sister! 7 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:45,146 Morty, I already told you... It's not your family! 8 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:47,036 They're clones from an alternate reality, 9 00:00:47,131 --> 00:00:48,775 possessed by demonic alien spirits from another
1 00:00:32,825 --> 00:00:34,135 PRINCIPAL: Principal Vagina here... 2 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:36,262 Don't let the name fool you. I'm very much in charge... 3 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:39,119 Reminding you that tonight is our annual Flu Season Dance. 4 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:41,163 I don't know how many times I have to say this, 5 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:43,116 but if you have the flu, stay home. 6 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,120 Hey. 7 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:46,106 The Flu Season Dance is about awareness, not celebration. 8 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:47,461 [SIGHS] 9 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,380
1 00:00:01,293 --> 00:00:03,751 RICK: Look, I'm not paying 70 [BURPS] smidgens 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:05,453 for a [BURPS] broken defraculator. 3 00:00:05,547 --> 00:00:08,676 That is multiphase quantum resonator. 4 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:10,500 -Well, does it defraculate? -Fuck no. 5 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:12,505 Then... then... then it's a broken defraculator. 6 00:00:12,596 --> 00:00:14,507 Like you would even know dick about fraculation! 7 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:16,214 Your planet just got cellphones, 8 00:00:16,308 --> 00:00:18,299 and the coverage still sucks! 9 00:00:18,394 --> 00:00:20,431
1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:04,244 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:05,453 Cynthia... 3 00:00:05,547 --> 00:00:07,163 JERRY: Oh, my god. No. No. 4 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:09,168 -I told you. -Hold on. 5 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:11,170 ...will you please... 6 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:12,968 not marry me? I chose Veronica. 7 00:00:13,055 --> 00:00:14,216 -What?! -Yes! 8 00:00:14,306 --> 00:00:16,217 -Hold it. -Why would he chose Veronica? 9 00:00:16,308 --> 00:00:17,890 Because he loves her?
1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:04,119 [POPPING] 2 00:00:04,213 --> 00:00:06,250 -[SIGHS] -Hey, Rick. 3 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:08,318 I have to make a project for the science fair this weekend. 4 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,924 You think you could help me out? 5 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,730 -Whatever. -Well, I mean, traditionally... 6 00:00:11,804 --> 00:00:14,171 science fairs are a father-son thing. 7 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:17,052 Well, scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing. 8 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:18,644 Morty, I think it would be fun for you 9 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:21,469
1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,663 BETH: So, Dad, guess what tomorrow is. 2 00:00:03,754 --> 00:00:05,711 Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday. 3 00:00:05,798 --> 00:00:08,256 No. Well, it... might be. 4 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,423 -It is. -Fine. 5 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:12,172 But also, tomorrow is your one-year anniversary 6 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:13,548 back in our lives. 7 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,846 I'm gonna make you flying-saucer-shaped pancakes. 8 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:17,594 Oh, t-t-there's no need to do that, Beth. 9
1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,604 -SUMMER: Bye, mom! Bye, Dad! -MORTY: Drive carefully! 2 00:00:02,628 --> 00:00:03,789 Have fun, you two. 3 00:00:03,879 --> 00:00:06,462 Yes, we will have as much fun as possible on our... 4 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:08,585 Titanic- themed getaway. 5 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:10,462 Let's lose the 'tude, please. 6 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,259 It's supposed to be romantic. 7 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,586 Speaking of disasters, Dad, we are leaving you in charge. 8 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,256 I know, c-can we wrap this up? 9 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,591 Morty and I [BURPS] have some synthetic laser eels
