Rapture-Palooza English Subtitles

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Now, the Book of Revelation tells us

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the Rapture is the literal, physical
bodily coming of Christ in the clouds

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to snatch out of this world all believers,

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the dead and living
who were in Christ our Lord, amen.

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Those sinners who remain on Earth

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shall face torments and suffer
beyond their wildest nightmares.

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Who are these people?
Well, we all know them.

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Musicians, gays, gay musicians,

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the entire 1997 Denver Broncos,
and all of Hollywood.