Quintuplets English Subtitles

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Swish !

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Another with scholarship.

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I just hope I can do that tomorrow during tryouts;

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Don't worry you're a Chase. It's in your blood.

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Unfortunately so is high cholesterol.

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Is your left arm tingling ?

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Hey, Parker.

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Hey, Haley. What are you doing here ?

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Your sister and I have been practicing
smiles for cheerleading tryouts.

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Do you like this one ?

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Look at this mess.

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I know. Can you believe this ?

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The quints didn't put the groceries away again.

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And look at the board.

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They're barely doing any of their chores.

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They've been getting away with
murder, and it's all my fault.

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I have been too nice.
I am too nice !

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I didn't want to say anything.

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Hey, what's in the box ?

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Okay, here's the drop-off order
for tonight :

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Penny, movie ; Paige, mall ;
Parker, Patton, party ; Pearce... wait

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Where are you going tonight?

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Life isn't about destinations.

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It's a journey, an open road full of opportunities and surprises.

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- What does that mean?
- I have no plans.

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Listen,drop me off a few blocks from the
party so Lauren doesn't see me show up in this gas guzzler.

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Lauren, the environmentalist babe?

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If she's into recycling, she can use me over and over again.

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- Why'd you get us out of bed?
- Surprise !

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- It's not our birthday.
- No, it's your half birthday.

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Yeah, congratulations.

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Today in the state of new jersey, you're old enough to work.

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The days of allowance are over.

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Yeah. I mean, from now on, all we have to give you is food, shelter and clothing, as required by law.

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- What about education, college?
- Well, people go to college to get jobs.

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You guys are all going to have jobs by 2:30.

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- Come on, man.
- You don't scare me. I'll get a job.

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- Well, mom, what do you think ?
- Oh, you look beautiful !

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"Homecoming queen" beautiful, or "runner-up I wish I was dead" beautiful ?

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Homecoming queen beautiful.

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Not that I would know.

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I never got to go to my homecoming dance

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'cause your dad got sick and stood me up, leaving me at home wearing a taffeta dress and eating cookie dough.

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Really ? Homecoming queen beautiful ?

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- Penny, what are you wearing ?
- My dress for the homecoming dance.

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A group of us thought we'd mock the whole thing and show up dressed like zombies.

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Look what I found in the backyard, who's the dirty girl ?

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- Paige, it's yours ?
- No.

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- Penny ?
- No.

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- Mom ?
- No !

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Probably came from sleazy Brad next door.

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I bet it belongs to one of his two girlfriends.

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Shame on you, Carol, so theyhave a non traditionnal relationship.

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Lots of men live with two women, like our neighbor Marty Boundgarden.

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He lives with his mother and her respitory technician.

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- Hi, honey.
- Hi, Bob.

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So, what's for dinner ?

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Well, some chicken, some carrots, a little potato, and I need sex, Bob.

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How much do you need ? I could go out to the store and get us some.

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I'm serious.

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I can't stand one more night of those kids interrupting us.

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Look, I am way ahead of you.

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And that is why I made reservations for us to spend saturday night...

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in the one-star luxury of the Nutley motor inn.

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You mean that sleazy place down the road ?

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Later today, I'll be announcing my science fair partner for this year.

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Let me say, it was a tough choice.

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You're all so nerdy...

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especially you, Eric.

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Yes! In your face!

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Paige... what are you doing?

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You don't need these geeks to help you get a good grade.

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For once, why don't you do the science project by yourself?

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Yeah, and then after that, maybe I can take my own finals.

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Paige, I'm serious.

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Come on, kids !

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The convention starts at noon and we've got a long drive.

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I hate these multiples conventions.

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Why do twins and triplets

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and quads and quints need to get together ?

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I mean, single-borns don't have conventions.

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You might not want to go, but your brothers and sisters are very excited about it.

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All right, let's get this freak fest over with.

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All right, Patton, let's get you into the car.

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Bob, what are you doing with your golf bag ?

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What's that noise ?

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Parker and his friends-

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they're rehearsing for the high school's Battle of the Bands.

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Oh. How nice.

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Well, if he wins, maybe he can put his trophy next to mine.

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Oh, wait, that's right : I don't have a trophy.

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Here we go.

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Yep. I would've won my high school Battle of the Bands,

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except I missed my set because you made me have sex

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with you under the stage.

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- Hey, honey.
- Hi.

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- Good news.
- Tell me.

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Well, you know how I haven't made a sale in the last two months ?

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What ? !

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Oh, I thought I told you about that.

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Well, it's all gonna change tomorrow.

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You know those annoying phone calls we get from people trying to sell us meat ?

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Oh, my God, you're gonna start selling meat over the phone ?

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No. Dial-A-Steak needs 200 cubicles for their new headquarters,

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Morning!
- Hey Bob. Toss this, will you?

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You know it isn't fair.

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When you buy a box of cereal this big,

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the toy surprise should be a freaking poney.

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Parker, you just elbowed me in the boob !

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- Parker, stop elbowing your sister's boob.
- At least somebody's touching her boobs.

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I'll have you know tons of guys have touched my boobs.

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Okay, let's talk about this stuff when I'm dead.

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Pearce, get dressed for school.

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Well, mr. And mrs. Chase,

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looks like those fertility drugs paid off.

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Oh, my god!

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We're finally going to have a baby.

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I love you.

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I'm so happy, I don't think I'm ever going to stop smiling.

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Here it comes!

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It's a boy.

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Oh, you hear that, honey?

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It's another boy.