Portlandia - Third Season English Subtitles
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Overview:
A sketch-comedy series that parodies life in Portland, Oregon.
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portlandia.s03.bdrip.x264-reward
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1 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:10,551 Weather forecast... should be another gray, drizzly morning, 2 00:00:10,635 --> 00:00:14,638 high in the low '40s. By afternoon we may get a glimpse of the sun, 3 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:16,265 but don't get your hopes up too high. 4 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:19,435 We've still got another eight months of winter. 5 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:26,358 - Hi. Hello. - Hey, guys. 6 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:30,946 This is like the only patch of light in the entire city. 7 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,573 - Summer is here! - Yes! 8 00:00:32,657 --> 00:00:34,158 Winter rain, we're through with you.
1 00:00:01,793 --> 00:00:04,169 Hey, Josh, I thought I saw you over there. 2 00:00:04,254 --> 00:00:06,338 Hey. 3 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:06,922 How are you? 4 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,632 Uh, not great. I mean, I'm moving back home. 5 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:11,635 So am I. I mean, kinda seems like we all are. 6 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:14,763 Yeah, I was in the city for, like, six moths after I graduated college. 7 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:15,472 There is no work. 8 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:18,350 I kind of feel like our whole generation got screwed. 9
1 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:08,465 In deodorant? 2 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:09,425 That stuff's toxic. 3 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:11,844 That's why we created mother's sun. 4 00:00:11,928 --> 00:00:14,805 Personal hygiene without all the toxins. 5 00:00:14,889 --> 00:00:17,016 We've removed the chemical ingredients 6 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,058 that sanitize and deodorize 7 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,019 and left in all the fun ingredients, 8 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,896 like oatmeal, chamomile, 9 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:24,356 lavender, honey.
1 00:00:06,881 --> 00:00:08,924 Lance? Lance, wake up. 2 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,884 You know what today is? 3 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:12,428 Su... Tuesday. 4 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:16,265 It's three weeks before my birthday. 5 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:19,727 That's really great. I'm gonna go back to sleep. 6 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:22,104 Okay, wait. 7 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:24,523 Okay, birthday magazine says one thing to do is to have activities. 8 00:00:24,607 --> 00:00:26,442 Look at these people. They went all the way out to a beach.
1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:02,459 I mean, I've been, like, modeling and stuff, 2 00:00:02,544 --> 00:00:04,128 but, I mean, it's totally not my thing. 3 00:00:04,212 --> 00:00:05,921 Like, I just think I'm a nerd, you know. 4 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:09,800 I've been into video games and comic books and stuff. 5 00:00:09,884 --> 00:00:10,759 Like, I don't know. 6 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:13,429 I'm just... I'm such a total nerd. 7 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:15,514 Hi there. I'm Brian. 8 00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:17,182 I'm an actual nerd. 9 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:19,351 I wear these glasses to see.
1 00:00:02,752 --> 00:00:03,502 Hi, thank you for coming. 2 00:00:03,628 --> 00:00:05,337 I'm Marcus Harris. I'm Madeline Harris. 3 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:07,965 Uh, today successfully and officially, 4 00:00:08,091 --> 00:00:09,925 Oregon has banned the plastic bag. 5 00:00:10,051 --> 00:00:12,344 Our waterways and beaches are clean. 6 00:00:38,913 --> 00:00:39,872 Hey, everyone. 7 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,749 They banned all plastic bags. 8 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,834 There goes my bag castle. 9 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,627
1 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:42,708 Oh! 2 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,501 Hey, shut this down! Uh, music off. 3 00:00:44,627 --> 00:00:46,378 We gotta shut down this wedding. 4 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:47,713 Wait. What's going on? 5 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:49,548 Sorry, we've been getting a lot of complaints. 6 00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:52,134 We're here to enforce the ban on gay weddings. 7 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:54,803 No. No, no, we're straight. 8 00:00:54,929 --> 00:00:56,388 Between the choreography and the dancing, 9
1 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:05,421 Hi, my name's Matthew... 2 00:00:07,632 --> 00:00:09,925 Let me show you how it works. 3 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:14,304 ...making the smoke alarm go off... 4 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:17,850 Are you gonna run? 5 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,852 Lick me if you're gonna run. 6 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:21,770 He'll run. 7 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:26,692 Sorry! 8 00:00:32,907 --> 00:00:34,366 Bye! 9 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:40,998 Okay, that's it, 10 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:43,083 and now I'll go light
1 00:00:03,795 --> 00:00:05,796 Hello? Hey. Uh, it's me. 2 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:06,755 Hey, how are you? 3 00:00:06,923 --> 00:00:07,923 Listen, I'm gonna go get coffee. 4 00:00:08,091 --> 00:00:09,049 You wanna come with me? 5 00:00:09,217 --> 00:00:10,718 Yeah. I'm just gonna finish up here, 6 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:12,553 and then I'll stop at my mom's, and then I'll meet you. 7 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:15,514 I'll see you there. Bye. 8 00:00:16,933 --> 00:00:18,684 I like the use of color a lot. 9 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,728
1 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:10,467 Says I should just keep doing it. 2 00:00:12,887 --> 00:00:14,054 Here, let me turn it up a little bit. 3 00:00:14,222 --> 00:00:17,599 You're in the womb, little guy. What? 4 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:28,485 I don't think I can do this. Let's... 5 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:30,195 Honey, I'm right here. 6 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:31,989 We're right here. We're just looking up that way. 7 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:33,657 We're right here. We're right here. 8 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:36,702 We need to find another book.
1 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:04,545 I don't know what's going on. 2 00:00:04,546 --> 00:00:05,337 Who knows what it is. 3 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:06,964 But we're, like, hanging out a little bit. 4 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:10,092 I just was gonna tell you that Alexandra and I were hanging out. 5 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:12,511 Can't believe we're dating the same person. 6 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:13,512 Are you breaking up with me? 7 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:14,638 You're too good for me. 8 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:15,556 Alexandra's a mess. 9 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:16,974
