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- When did it start?
- At 0500. We're seven minutes in.

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Private Miller...

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...you've been smoking Item 9
for seven minutes and 13 seconds.

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We're going to ask you
several questions.

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How do you feel?

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Well, sir...

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...I feel like a...

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Like a slice of butter...

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...melting on top
of a big old pile of flapjacks.