Oz - Third Season English Subtitles

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Life in Oz sucks,

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and only a fool or a Republican
will tell you different.

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But the punishments they got
going here are nowhere near

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as fucked up as in olden days.

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Example, if a guy
drank too much,

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the constable would make him
wear a drunkard's cloak,

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which was a whiskey barrel
with holes for the head,

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the arms and the legs.

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Then they'd make the drunk

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<i>(laughing)</i>

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Oz.
Oz.

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Oz.
Oz.

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Oz.

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Oz.

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Oz.
Oz.

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<i>(laughing)</i>

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Oz.
Oz.

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Oz.
The name on the street

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Napoleon Bonaparte--
a poor Italian boy

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who grew up to be
the emperor of the French

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and almost the whole world.

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Well, maybe "grew up" is
the wrong way to say it,

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you know, since he was
never taller than 5'2",

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but you don't have to be
a big man

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to make a big difference.

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<i>(tense percussive tones)</i>

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I used to be a runner.

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Uh-huh.

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Not a marathoner.
A runner.

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Marathons are bullshit.
They're all hype.

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Some official picks a random day
and rain or cold

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you're out pounding the pavement

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alongside 50,000 other
dumb fucks.

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No, there's some things

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it's better to do
all by yourself.

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Then the Lord said,

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"I have seen the affliction
of my people who are in Egypt

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"and have heard their cries
because of their taskmasters.

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"I know they're suffering and
I have come down to deliver

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"them out of the hands
of the Egyptians and to bring

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"them up out of that land
to a good and broad land,

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a land flowing with
milk and honey."

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Yeah.

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<i>(thunder booming)</i>

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"Neither snow nor rain nor
heat nor gloom of night

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"stays these couriers

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from the swift completion
of their appointed rounds."

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So says the United States
Postal Service

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in their sunshine motto,

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adapted from the ancient Greek
historian, Herodotus.

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Now back then, swift could have
meant a year and a day.

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Now, it's 10:00 a.m.

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"Know thyself."

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That's what Socrates said
or Aristotle

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or one of them dead white men.

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To know yourself is the hardest
thing any one of us can ever do.

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Except that I felt very guilty.

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So that was very much
a Catholic thing.

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<i>(edgy music)</i>

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<i>(soft moan)</i>

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'Twas the night
before Christmas,

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and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring,

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not even a mouse.

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The rats, on the other hand,

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is a whole different story.

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<i>(tense percussive tone)</i>

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<i>(praying indistinctly)</i>

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Hey, Said,

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I got a little gift
for you here.

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