Only Murders in the Building - First Season English Subtitles

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[door bangs open]
OFFICER 1: Go, go, go!

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OFFICER 1: Doors closed!
OFFICER 2: Stay inside!

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BOTH:
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

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MAN 1: Oh my god, oh my god...
MAN 2: Help me, someone!

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MAN 1: We gotta get her!
I'm not leaving her here!

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‐ Oh, and I would?
‐ Of course you would!

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‐ Of course I would!

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‐ It's not what you think.
[sirens wailing]

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OLIVER: Don't all true crime podcasters
wish they were on the case from the start?

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‐ Found someone dead.
CHARLES: What?

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LESTER: They offed themselves.
OLIVER: It's that guy from the elevator!

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‐ Tim Kono. With a K.

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CHARLES: What kinda guy
kills himself an hour after being

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desperate to get his hands on this?

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Now, the only thing that matters
is that there's a killer on the loose,

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and he could be living in our building.

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My father was a Charles. I'm a junior.

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CHARLES:
We need to find someone who knew him.

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‐ They're holding a memorial for
Tim Kono in the lobby in 10 minutes.

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‐ I'm sure we're all grieving
the loss of Tim Kono.

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‐ Ooh, a therapist is
always a fun suspect.

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‐ I lived next to that miserable
man for eight years,

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and I need those extra rooms.

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‐ Wouldn't be the first New Yorker
to kill for good real estate.

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Were you close to Tim?

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[elevator dings]
‐ You can't disappear for 10 years,

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then show up and start dragging up a bunch
of shit from when we were kids!

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If you see me around the building,
act like you don't know me

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because you don't.
‐ Happily.

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‐ They're cleaning out
Tim Kono's apartment tomorrow,

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so we're gonna look around for clues
before everything's gone.

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I see you're a musician.
‐ Oh, good eye.

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Is that your bassoon I hear playing
through the courtyard every night?

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CHARLES: A great true crime mystery
unpeels itself like an onion.

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MABEL: What the fuck is "G. M."?
[typing]

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CHARLES:
I am looking for a guy

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I saw going up the stairs

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in a tie‐dyed hoodie the night Tim died.

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‐ Enough with Tie‐Dye Guy!
‐ We cannot forget about Tie‐Dye Guy!

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‐ So, Dad, I listened to your podcast.

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You didn't tell me you were
doing it with Mabel Mora.

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‐ Why? You know her?

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When I direct a new show,

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the hardest part is getting
the actors to trust each other.

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I'm doing a podcast.

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A true crime podcast about a murder

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in our own building.

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‐ Are you associated with the deceased?

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‐ You're probably just starting
your investigation,

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looking into all the forensic‐‐
‐ Goddammit.

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If I meet one more true crime nut...

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Zoe got Oscar to copy his dad's keys,

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so we could Hardy Boy
in any apartment we wanted

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when the owners were out of town.

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‐ You know my son, Theo.

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‐ I‐I won't be long, I promise.

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Can you, can you sign that to him?

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Someone left this
for me at the front desk.

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It's Tim Kono's phone.

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‐ Whoa!
‐ What?

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‐ The actor who played Brazzos

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has his own podcast now.
What?

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‐ My name is in Fallon's mouth! Wow!

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You've got more coming, right?

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Someone left that
for me at the front desk.

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It's Tim Kono's phone.

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‐ What?
‐ Whoa!

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‐ Tim thought he was gonna get murdered?

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‐ He'd been trying to take down this black
market jewelry dealer named Angel.

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Oh shit.

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I'm sittin' here looking
at timestamped photos

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of the Dimases

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outside before the fire alarm
even went off!

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‐ Oh god.

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There may still be a murderer
in the building.

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‐ You mean my girlfriend was right?

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‐ I don't know, you guys. Don't you
think it feels a little too easy?

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I'd take another look at Howard.

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My last relationship lasted six years.

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Emma, that's my ex, she moved in,

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and she brought with her
her 7‐year‐old daughter, Lucy.

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Emma thought a hard break
would be best for Lucy.

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Really haven't spoken to her since.

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‐ All in favor of evicting all three
members of Murder, She Wrote?

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Terrific!
My girlfriend's been stabbed.

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I'm losing my home now?

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‐ I have a big solo tomorrow night.