Never Have I Ever - Second Season English Subtitles

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♪ The trouble in my head ♪

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♪ I want a tug, I want a friend ♪

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♪ I'm going back to the... ♪

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Are you kissing?

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Your father's ashes
have barely begun to drift out to sea.

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Get out of this car!

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It's always the short ones.

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I'm sorry, Dr. Vishwakumar,

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and, uh, my condolences?

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- Bye.

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A text from Ben and Paxton?

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No, people, this is not a dream.

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Even in Devi's wildest
hormone-driven fantasies,

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she'd never been cocky enough
to imagine having two boyfriends...

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...or smart enough to juggle them.

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My life is over!

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- Yeah, I'll see you later.
- Okay.

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♪ Did you believe it would last forever? ♪

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♪ Couldn't you feel us
Running out of time? ♪

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This is Paxton Hall-Yoshida.

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He's a 16-year-old boy
from Sherman Oaks, California,

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and I am model, designer, activist,

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and a former 16-year-old from California,
Gigi Hadid.

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You may be asking yourself,

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"Why is Old Gigers
taking time out of her busy skedge

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to narrate the story
of a 16-year-old boy?"

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Believe it or not, I relate to this kid.

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We're both constantly underestimated
because people only see us as sex symbols.

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Since Devi had patched things up
with Paxton,

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she didn't feel like
fleeing the country anymore.

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Now, all she had to do
was smooth things over with Ben.

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- Heard you're not moving to India anymore.
- Yeah! My mom decided we should stay, so...

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That's too bad. Now I have to look
at your face for the rest of the year.

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Seems like
he still needs some time.

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Regardless, her days of being
a two-timing girlfriend were over,

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and she was happy going back to being
the one and only nerdy Indian girl

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Devi couldn't believe her eyes.

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Her brand new friend,
whom she just decided to like,

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was stone-cold flirting
with Ben freaking Gross.

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- Oh!
- Excuse me!

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Pencil games?

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Why don't they just go at it
on the lab table?

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What happened to the Aneesa
who put Ben in his place the other night?

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As Devi thought back on that interaction,
it looked a little different to her.

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Devi,
I think you know why we're here.

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Because of that terrible rumor
about Aneesa that you...

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Oh shit! Here it comes!
Devi's about to get it.

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...no doubt have heard about.

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Now, Aneesa says you and her are friends,

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and she could use
a little support right now.

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Wait, so I'm here
because of how good of a friend I am?

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Yeah, that makes total sense.

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Aneesa, we want you to stay here

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Like me
with the Australian Open of 1990,

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Devi was asked to leave... her school,

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and Nalini was making sure
that a week off of school

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did not feel like a holiday.

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No friends, no phone,
no video games, no internet.

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The only thing Devi was allowed to do
was help out her grandmother, Nirmala.

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In some ways, it was a window
into how people lived in the past,

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- in a slower-paced, technology-free world.
- Watch it, okay?

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Ever since Devi had stopped
Aneesa from transferring schools,

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Ben was, thankfully,
back to talking to her again.

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'Sup, David?

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Not much.

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Oh.

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A bird got caught in our chimney
this morning. That was wild!

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Well, he was talking to her,

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whenever his mouth
wasn't hoovering Aneesa's.

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But Devi couldn't be mad
that they were a couple now.

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After seeing her mom
giggling like a thirsty teenager

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in Dr. Jackson's fancy-ass car,

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this teenager was thirsty for answers.

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Was that what
her mom looked like flirting,

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or was it a harmless work meeting
that was taking place

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in her street's
most notorious hook-up spot?

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Whoa, Devi! Why do you look like that?

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I'm guessing you either want something
or did something.

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No. I'm just excited to see you.

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Devi sat in her room,
fretting and fidgeting

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over the drive-by she'd had
with Paxton earlier that evening.

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First, he had called her "pal."

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Hey, pal.

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Then he walked right past her

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like she was gathering signatures
for Greenpeace.

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What did it mean?

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Was Paxton actually not into her at all,

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and would he never again show up at her...

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