National Security English Subtitles

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How long does it take to make a taco?

2
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Two minutes. But it takes 20
to convince them I'm not Immigration...

3
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...to get the cook up
from the basement. Here.

4
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Call it.

5
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- Ex-con.
- No way.

6
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- What?
- Wannabe cop.

7
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- He's got "academy reject" all over him.
- Hey, pal.

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Hey, buddy.

9
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- Try "dude."