My Unorthodox Life - First Season English Subtitles

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{\an8}[Batsheva] So, Mom, when we first
got married, Ben and I had come to you,

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{\an8}we didn't exactly know
how things worked in the bedroom

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You know, we came from a place
where sex is so taboo,

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and nobody talks about it

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My bridal teacher
wouldn't even say the word "sex,"

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like, really knew nothing, and you gave us
some really helpful advice

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So, now we've been married
for seven years...

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- [Donat] What is going on?
- [model, crying] I'm in a fucking cell

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{\an8}[Robert] Why did they arrest you?

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{\an8}'Cause I had freaking weed on me

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{\an8}- Oh, God
- [Julia] Oh, my God. Weed?

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{\an8}What the fuck? That's ridiculous

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{\an8}I promise you right now,
I'm not upset at you

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{\an8}I promise I'm going to give you
a different opportunity

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{\an8}This is so crazy

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[knocking on door]

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{\an8}- [Miriam] Can I talk to you?
- Yeah, come in. How you doing?

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{\an8}- Good. Good to see you, Pops
- Good to see you

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{\an8}- Your hair's so long!
- Yeah, it's getting long

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- Yeah, yeah
- Yeah

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Um, actually I wanted to talk to you
about something

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Sure, sure

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Um, so, mm... I've been wanting

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{\an8}Like, what deep, dark, disturbing things
is she sharing with everyone?

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[Ben] I just opened a page and there's...
it references one of her escapades

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- [Batsheva] Oh God
- Literally just opened a page

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Why don't you try, like,
skimming for our name?

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[Ben] Um, yeah

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Should I be nervous?
Your face doesn't look so happy

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"Then it was time
for Batsheva to start dating."

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[boat horn blows]

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- [Ben] Whoa!
- [Miriam] Wow, this is cool

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Holy cow!

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Beautiful!

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- I could live here
- [Ben] Oh, my God!

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[Miriam laughing]

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- [Batsheva] I love it
- [Miriam] Okay

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- [Batsheva] Ima went all out for this
- [Shlomo] Yeah

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{\an8}One second, I've got this. I don't have
to yell. I'm too tired to yell

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{\an8}Call the man

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[echoing] Joe?

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[echoing] Can I have a glass of red wine,
please, and a refill for Robert?

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[Julia chuckling]

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- Give me your thingy and I'm going to...
- What thingy?

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I don't know what it's called!
That app you guys go on?

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- I'm not going on Grindr
- What's the other app?

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{\an8}- Shlom, did you DM that girl?
- I did

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{\an8}[Batsheva] What'd you send?

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- Shlomo sent his DM
- [Ben] You sent it back?

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- He slid into the DMs. Give us his sent
- Another one?

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{\an8}- [Shlomo] Did I get a reply?
- Yeah!

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{\an8}- You...
- Yeah!

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- [Julia, over intercom] Jessy?
- Fuck! I hate that. So much

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{\an8}- Hey!
- [JD] Silvio. JD

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{\an8}- How are you?
- Very nice to meet you

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{\an8}- You ready to see some space?
- [Silvio] Yes

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I... My wife should join us
I hope she's coming

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{\an8}- Hi. How are you?
- [Silvio] Hey!

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{\an8}- How are you, Cristin?
- Good

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- Hi, Cristin. Nice to meet you
- Hi, I'm JD

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[Batsheva] All righty, babe

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- Ready to break things?
- [Ben] Gonna be so much fun!

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{\an8}[Ben] Our anniversary is coming up
Batsheva says I have two responsibilities...

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her birthday and our anniversary

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So I had to brainstorm
an idea that she will never forget

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- [Batsheva] My God
- [man] Welcome

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- [Batsheva] Are these broken from here?
- [man] Yep

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- [Ben] An accomplishment